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Beth Smith: Get her Lyssa!
Lyssa Chapman: [Screaming] Get on the ground! Get on the ground now!
Duane 'Dog' Chapman: Cuff her Baby Lyssa! Yeah!
Duane Lee Chapman Jr.: [Back in the car] You did it.
Lyssa Chapman: Yeah! That was my first take down. That was a rush.
Duane Lee Chapman Jr.: Very impressive. Remind me not to piss you off.
Lyssa Chapman: I was just repeating what Leland said.
03x05 - If the Shirt Fits... Season 3 / Episode 5: - If the Shirt Fits...

Beth Smith: She's in a shack in the back. But the shack in the back, has a crackhouse in the front.
02x23 - Dog is Smokin Season 2 / Episode 23: - Dog is Smokin

Beth Smith: Cecily is my second chance shot at being a mother because the first time I didn't do too well. When I was 17 I had a baby. A little boy named Domenic and I almost lost him. I fell asleep on the couch and he opened the door and ran out onto the street. Someone called the police and I did the best thing that I could for him. I gave him to a family that could take better care of him than I could because at the time I wasn't ready to be a mother. I hope that Domenik will come looking for me when he's ready.
02x18 - Double Trouble Season 2 / Episode 18: - Double Trouble

Beth Smith: Hey everybody. Is this Nunu?
Crowd: Yes!
Beth Smith: Did you help catch him?
Crowd: Yes!
02x18 - Double Trouble Season 2 / Episode 18: - Double Trouble

Duane 'Dog' Chapman: Hey kids. Did you see a man come running through here?
Kids: No!
Duane 'Dog' Chapman: Okay if you see him run through here again could you shout "Uncle Dog he's running this way?"?
Kids: Yes.
Duane 'Dog' Chapman: Okay thank you.
02x18 - Double Trouble Season 2 / Episode 18: - Double Trouble

Leland Chapman: What's your name bra?
Nunu: Michael.
Leland Chapman: Don't lie bra.
Duane Lee Chapman Jr.: [Over the walkie-talkie] Dad get over here quick. I've got someone I want you to see.
02x07 - Brother's Keeper Season 2 / Episode 7: - Brother's Keeper

Duane 'Dog' Chapman: Are you your brother's keeper?
Leland Chapman: Yes I am my brother's keeper.
01x07 - The Godfather of Waikiki Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Godfather of Waikiki

Duane 'Dog' Chapman: Duane Lee get in between them please.
Beth Smith: That is my son and he will not hesitate to protect me.
01x01 - Meet the Chapmans Season 1 / Episode 1: - Meet the Chapmans

Duane 'Dog' Chapman: When I draw my mace, I pretend it's a .45.
01x01 - Meet the Chapmans Season 1 / Episode 1: - Meet the Chapmans

Duane 'Dog' Chapman: Born on a mountain, raised in a cave. Arresting fugitives is all I crave.
01x01 - Meet the Chapmans Season 1 / Episode 1: - Meet the Chapmans

Duane 'Dog' Chapman: Where mercy is shown, mercy is given.
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Beth Smith: Lolly lolly ice head!
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Beth Smith: Lolly lolly ice head!
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Beth Smith: Lolly lolly ice head!
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Beth Smith: Lolly lolly ice head!
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Beth Smith: Lolly lolly ice head!
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Beth Smith: Lolly lolly ice head!
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Beth Smith: Lolly lolly ice head!
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Beth Smith: Lolly lolly ice head!
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Beth Smith: Lolly lolly ice head!
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Beth Smith: Lolly lolly ice head!
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Beth Smith: Lolly lolly ice head!
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Beth Smith: It's a woman's job to outsmart the men.
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Beth Smith: It's a woman's job to outsmart the men.
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Beth Smith: It's a woman's job to outsmart the men.
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Beth Smith: It's a woman's job to outsmart the men.
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Beth Smith: It's a woman's job to outsmart the men.
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Beth Smith: It's a woman's job to outsmart the men.
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Beth Smith: It's a woman's job to outsmart the men.
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Beth Smith: It's a woman's job to outsmart the men.