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Episode: 01x03
Title: Assignment: Spring Break
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: N/A
First Aired: Jun. 21, 2006

Season 1 » Episode #03 - Assignment: Spring Break

Dog Bites Man - 01x03 Assignment: Spring Break

Summary: The news team goes on location to Panama City, Fla., to investigate the dangers of spring break. However, their own excessive partying soon compromises the quality of their reporting.

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Season 1 / Episode 3: - Assignment: Spring Break

Tillie Sullivan: You wrote a song?
Alan Finger: Yeah, I wrote a song. It's called "Come on and Get It, I Wanna Get Up in Them Guts. It's kind of a combination of "Who Let The Dogs Out?" and "Whoomp! There It Is." It's a love song.

Season 1 / Episode 3: - Assignment: Spring Break

Kevin Beekin: One of the biggest dangers at Spring Break is peer pressure. Even bands, when I grew up, we had a band called the Spin Doctors. Their lead singer Kurt Cobain killed himself and that was the end of the Spin Doctors. What about crack? What if Whitney Houston's crack pipe could talk, what would it say? I'll tell you what it would say. It would say, 'Looks like your 'greatest love of all' is crack and not music. Or if Nick Nolte's liver could talk, you know what it would say? It would say, 'I'm tired of pissing blood.'

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