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	Season 1 / Episode 5: - Assignment: Team Building Alan Finger: Hey Marty, wanna hear a joke? Marty Shonson: Well sure, go ahead! Alan Finger: Knock knock. Marty Shonson: Who's there? Alan Finger: Me. Marty Shonson: Me who? Alan Finger: Me-Hoo is the town where my father was killed in 'Nam. Marty Shonson: [Marty laughs hysterically while Alan remains dead serious] I'm sorry, I thought you said it was a joke. Alan Finger: Yeah, I forgot it wasn't
	Unknown Episode: Marty Shonson: Well, I have definitely looked down the double-barrel of the racist shotgun... in that I was made fun of a lot when I was a youngster for [pointing to his red hair] the old cinnamon bush up top. And uh, you know they called me all kinds of names. You know: carrot top, cinnamon top, copper top, cheeto head, cheeto top, butt pirate, ginger snap. Kevin Beekin: I don't think, uh..."butt pirate" is referring to your red hair. It's a slang for gay people. Marty Shonson: I think it refers more to pirates being of Danish decent, the Vikings and whatnot, they were red-haired. And I think the "butt" part is just sort of adding insult to injury. You know, sort of a seaman taunt. Tillie Sullivan: It becomes the pirate, the reference is it's referring to pillaging butts.
	Unknown Episode: Kevin Beekin: [Kevin is planning to go undercover as a homosexual] I don't know if I'm believable as a gay. Marty Shonson: Well, a lot of your fan mail does say "Kevin Beekin is a homo." Kevin Beekin: I'm gonna have to get inside the mind of a gay. Like, where do gays go? Tillie Sullivan: Uh, I think you could be a gay ordering food at a restaraunt. Start there. Kevin Beekin: Do they do that? Tillie Sullivan: I would assume so, right? Marty Shonson: Sure. Kevin Beekin: I don't know... what do they order? Tillie Sullivan: I don't know. Marty, find out what gay people eat. Marty Shonson: You got it.

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