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Rory Williams Quotes
 | Season 7 / Episode 3: - A Town Called Mercy Rory Williams: Uh, the sign does say 'keep out.' The Doctor: I see 'keep out' signs as suggestions more than actual orders. Like 'dry clean only.' |
| Season 7 / Episode 3: - A Town Called Mercy Rory Williams: So, what do we do with Jex? Isaac: "What do we do with him"? Rory Williams: Yeah. I mean, he's a war criminal. Isaac: No, he's the guy who saved the town from cholera. The guy who gave us heat and light. Amy Pond: Look, Jex may be a criminal, and yeah, kinda creepy -... Kahler-Jex: ...And still in the room. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 4: - The Doctor's Wife Rory Williams: What is happening? The Doctor: We are leaving the universe. Amy Pond: How can you leave the universe? The Doctor: With enormous difficulty. |
| Season 6 / Episode 4: - The Doctor's Wife Rory Williams: He'll be fine. He's a Time Lord! Amy Pond: It's just what they're called. It doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing. |
| Season 6 / Episode 4: - The Doctor's Wife The Doctor: Imagine a great big soap bubble with one of those tiny bubbles on the outside. Rory Williams: Okay. The Doctor: Well, it's nothing like that. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 1: - The Impossible Astronaut (Part 1) River Song: We've told him all we can. We can't even tell him we've seen his future self. He's interacted with his own past. He could rip a hole in the universe. Amy Pond: But he's done it before. Rory Williams: And, in fairness, the universe did blow up. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Pandorica Opens (Part 1) The Doctor: [transmitting to the alien fleet at and using Stonehenge with the local effect as though through a loud speaker] Sorry, sorry, dropped it. Hello, Stonehenge! Who takes the Pandorica takes the Universe! But, bad news everyone, 'cause guess who! Ha! Except, you lot, you're all whizzing about, it's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because The Doctor: *I* *am* *talking*! The Doctor: Now, the question for the hour is, "Who's got the Pandorica?" Answer: I do. Next question: "Who's coming to take it from me?" The Doctor: Come on, look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and something else I don't have: anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little space ships with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, *and then*, do the smart thing! The Doctor: [with normal tone but still amplified] Let somebody else try first. Rory Williams: [impressed] Phew! The Doctor: [tosses communicator to Rory] That'll keep 'em squabbling for half an hour. |
| Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Pandorica Opens (Part 1) Rory Williams: But I don't understand. Why am I here? The Doctor: Because you are. The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and... ridiculous and sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles, and... that's a theory. Nine hundred years, never seen one yet, but this would do me. |
| Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Pandorica Opens (Part 1) Rory Williams: I died and turned into a Roman. It's very distracting. |
| Season 5 / Episode 12: - The Pandorica Opens (Part 1) The Doctor: I'm missing something obvious, Rory! Something big, something right slap in front of me, I can feel it. Rory Williams: Yeah, I think you probably are. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 9: - Cold Blood (Part 2) Restac: Do you understand who we are? Rory Williams: Sort of. A bit. Not really. |
| Season 5 / Episode 9: - Cold Blood (Part 2) Rory Williams: Amy, I thought I'd lost you. Amy Pond: What, 'cause I got sucked into the Earth? You're so clingy. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 8: - The Hungry Earth (Part 1) Ambrose: [about the church door] I can't open it. It keeps sticking, the wood's warped. The Doctor: Any time you want to help! Rory Williams: Can't you sonic it? The Doctor: It doesn't do wood. Rory Williams: It doesn't do wood? That is rubbish! The Doctor: Oi, don't diss the sonic! |
| Season 5 / Episode 8: - The Hungry Earth (Part 1) Alaya: You had to come and see me. Rory Williams: We are going to keep you safe. Ambrose: Your tribe are going to give us back our people, in exchange for you. Alaya: No. Alaya: Shall I tell you what's really going to happen, apes? One of you will kill me. My death shall ignite a war, and every stinking ape shall be wiped from the surface of my beloved planet. Tony Mack: We won't allow that to happen. Alaya: I know apes better than you know yourselves. I know which one of you will kill me. Do you? |
 | Season 5 / Episode 7: - Amy's Choice The Dream Lord: You die in the dream, you wake up in reality. Ask me what happens if you die in reality. Rory Williams: What happens? The Dream Lord: You die, stupid. That's why it's called "reality". |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Amy's Choice Rory Williams: Ah, a poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen. |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Amy's Choice The Doctor: You're a doctor, help her. Rory Williams: *You're* a doctor! The Doctor: It's OK, we're doctors. |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Amy's Choice Rory Williams: After all I've done for the over-70's in this village! |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Amy's Choice Rory Williams: Hello, Mr. Nainby. The Doctor: Rory! Rory Williams: Mr. Nainby ran the sweets shop. He used to slip me the odd free toffee. [Mr. Nainby grabs Rory by the collar] Did I not say 'thank you'? |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Amy's Choice The Doctor: [waking up on the floor of the TARDIS]... days. What? No, yes, sorry, what? Oh! You're OK! Oh, thank god! I had a *terrible* nightmare about you two! That was scary. Don't ask, you don't want to know. You're safe now. Amy Pond: [the Doctor hugs Amy] Oh, ah, OK. The Doctor: That's what counts. Blimey, never dropped off like that before. Well, never, really. I'm getting on a bit, you see. Don't let the cool gear fool you. Now, what's wrong with the console? Red, flashing lights. I bet they mean something. Rory Williams: Uh, Doctor, I also had a kind of dream... thing. Amy Pond: Yeah, so did I. Rory Williams: [defensively] Not a nightmare, though! Just, um... we were married. Amy Pond: Yeah. In a little village. Rory Williams: Yeah, a sweet little village, and you were preg... nant. Amy Pond: Yes, I was huge! I was a boat. Rory Williams: So you had the same dream, then? *Exactly* the same dream? Amy Pond: [sternly] Are you calling me a boat? Rory Williams: [deflecting] And Doctor, you were visiting. Amy Pond: Yeah, yeah, you came to our cottage. Rory Williams: How can we have had exactly the same dream? It does not make any sense. Amy Pond: And you had a nightmare about... us. What happened to us in the nightmare? The Doctor: It was a bit similar, in some aspects. Rory Williams: Which aspects? The Doctor: Well, all of them. Amy Pond: You had the same dream. The Doctor: Basically. Rory Williams: You said it was a nightmare. The Doctor: Did I say nightmare? No, more like a really good... mare. Look, it doesn't matter. We all had some kind of psychic episode. We probably just jumped a time track or something. Forget it. We're back to reality now. Amy Pond: Doctor, if we're back to reality, how come I can still hear birds? Rory Williams: Yeah, the same birds, the same ones we heard in the... |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Amy's Choice Rory Williams: We relax. The Doctor: [mouthing] "Relax." Rory Williams: We live. We listen to the birds. Amy Pond: Yeah, see? Birds. Those are nice. Rory Williams: We didn't get a lot of time to listen to birdsong back on the TARDIS days, did we? The Doctor: [annoyed] Oh, blimey! My head's a bit... ooh. The Doctor: [a bit drowsy] Uh, no, you're right, there wasn't a lot of time for... birdsong... back in the good... The Doctor: [nodding off]... good old... |
| Season 5 / Episode 7: - Amy's Choice Rory Williams: [back on the park bench, forehead-to-forehead with the Doctor] dream. Oh! Sorry, nodded off! Stupid! God, I must be overdoing it! I was just dreaming were back on the TARDIS. Rory Williams: [to Amy] You just had the same dream, didn't you. Amy Pond: Back on the TARDIS. Weren't we just saying the same thing? Rory Williams: But we thought this was the dream, didn't we? Amy Pond: I think so. Why do dreams have to fade so quickly? Rory Williams: Doctor, what is going on? Amy Pond: Is this because of you? Is it some Time Lordy thing because you've shown up again? The Doctor: Listen to me: trust nothing. From now on, trust nothing you see, hear, or feel. Rory Williams: But we're awake, now! The Doctor: Yeah, and you thought you were awake on the TARDIS, too. Amy Pond: But we're home. The Doctor: Yeah, you're home, but you're also dreaming. Trouble is, Rory, Amy, which is which? Are we flashing forwards... or backwards? Hold on tight. This is going to be a tricky one. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 6: - Vampires of Venice The Doctor: She was frightened, I was frightened... But we survived, and the relief of it and... so, she kissed me. Rory Williams: And you kissed her back? The Doctor: No. I kissed her mouth. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Vampires of Venice Rory Williams: You owe Casanova a chicken? |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Vampires of Venice Rory Williams: [Rory shows a small electric light. The Doctor shows a huge ultraviolet lamp] Yours is bigger than mine. The Doctor: Let's not go there. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Vampires of Venice Rory Williams: What happened between you and Amy? You said she kissed you. The Doctor: Now? You want to do this now? Rory Williams: I have a right to know. I'm getting married to her in 430 years! |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Vampires of Venice Rory Williams: You know what it's dangerous about you? It's not that you make people take risks, it's that you make them want to impress you. You make it so they don't want to let you down. You have no idea how dangerous you make people to themselves when you're around. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Vampires of Venice Amy Pond: Hey, look at this. Got my spaceship, got my boys. So, my work here is done! Rory Williams: We are *not* her boys! The Doctor: Yeah, we are. Rory Williams: Yeah, we are. |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Vampires of Venice Rory Williams: You stink of fish! Francesco Calvierri: Well, I'm hardly likely to smell of cheese and biscuits! |
| Season 5 / Episode 6: - Vampires of Venice Amy Pond: Why did you make the sign of the cross, you numpty? Rory Williams: [Walking towards Amy] Oh, oh, oh, so, now, I'm being reviewed! |
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