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	Season 4 / Episode 14: - Georgie Must Die Roy Hess: Maybe, if you close your eyes and wish really, really hard, Georgie might appear. Baby: Don't patronize me!
	Season 4 / Episode 13: - Into the Woods Fran Sinclair: [after Showing Baby the Video entitled "Solo Wilderness Ritual"] So, did You understand the Tape? Baby Sinclair: Yeah, gimme a Cookie! Fran Sinclair: But we are all out of Cookies. Baby Sinclair: Go to the Store! Fran Sinclair: NO, and that is why You need to be left out in the Woods so You can learn that the World does NOT revolve around "You"! Baby Sinclair: Mamma's not going to the Store? Fran Sinclair: Nope. Baby Sinclair: Ah, I understand... [slight Pause] Daddy, go to the store!
	Season 4 / Episode 13: - Into the Woods Woodrow: [Baby realizes that He has to save His Family] No no no, stay, stay, uh... um... I got Milkshakes... Pixie Sticks... [Baby Leaves] raw cookie dough!
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - Life in the Faust Lane B.P. Richfield: I am the happiest person you'll ever meet you worthless bucket of chow. Earl: Well that's obvious from your sunny disposition, sir. B.P. Richfield: SHUT UP.
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - Life in the Faust Lane Earl Sinclair: [Just awaken from a nightmare] Yeah it's still Thursday night, and I haven't alienated my friends and family for the sake of a ridiculous material possession. Fran Sinclair: Uh, no you haven't.
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - Life in the Faust Lane Earl Sinclair: Yes, fellas, if you look up happiness in the dictionary, you'll find a bunch of words that describe how I feel.
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - Life in the Faust Lane Earl Sinclair: Fran, that mug as you call it has made us happier than we've ever been, if you weren't so angry you'd see that.
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - Life in the Faust Lane Earl: Worth every last dollar. Which, by the way, it took.
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - Life in the Faust Lane Earl: He's our perpetrator. Lock him up and throw away the key. Fran: Earl, this is our child. Earl: Okay, you can keep the key.
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - Life in the Faust Lane B.P. Richfield: [about Earl's Fernhill mug] Who said you could own one of those things? Earl: If I'm not mistaken, sir, I believe I am entitled to have possessions. B.P. Richfield: I suppose there's no way I could keep you from it. Legally.
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - Life in the Faust Lane The Devil: Each time that lifestyles show comes on, business picks up like crazy.
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - Life in the Faust Lane Earl: You're Him. You're the guy on the cans of devilled ham. The Devil: Not any more, I'm suing those guys for copyright infringement.
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - Life in the Faust Lane Earl: Roy borrowed my mug? Fran Sinclair: Yes, he said he wanted to impress a date. Earl: You loaned it to Roy? He's riff raff! Oh, Mr. Richfield was right. [Roy enters from behind; Earl doesn't notice] Now Cap'n Willy's stranded in Roy's crummy little low-rent dump, while Roy and some sleazy cookie slobber over it and paw it with their greasy little fingers! Baby Sinclair: Hi, Uncle Roy.
	Season 4 / Episode 10: - Life in the Faust Lane Roy Hess: I'll see myself out, former pally-boy.
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - Earl and Pearl Pearl Sinclair: I wish he wasn't so mad at me. Baby Sinclair: Get him a toy! Pearl Sinclair: Oh, I think it'll take more than that, sugar. Baby Sinclair: More than a toy? Wow.
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - Earl and Pearl Pearl Sinclair: I'm your Aunt Pearl. [Robbie and Charlene show no recognition] Your dad's sister. He DID tell you about me, didn't he? Charlene Sinclair: Aunt Pearl... Aunt Pearl... oh! When did you get out of prison? Pearl Sinclair: He told you I was in jail? Charlene Sinclair: Well he said you were either dead or in prison so... Pearl Sinclair: Oh that daddy of yours has got some sense of humor. Charlene Sinclair, Robbie Sinclair: Not really.
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - Earl and Pearl Pearl Sinclair: Now wouldn't that be a hoot? If I got married and settled down here. Wouldn't that put a knot in Earl's britches? Charlene Sinclair: Yep, all the more reason to do it. Robbie Sinclair: Dad's been a real jerk lately. Baby Sinclair: He's no fun. I want YOU to be my daddy. Pearl Sinclair: Oh, I know you mean that in a sweet way. Baby Sinclair: No I don't.
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - Earl and Pearl Fran Sinclair: Earl, all they were doing is listening to a little music. Pearl Sinclair: Yeah. Earl Sinclair: Tonight! But next they'll want to join a band and live on the road like gypsies. Traveling from town to town, always staying one step ahead of the law. Meeting colorful rogues and scallywags and getting into all kinds of scrapes. Robbie Sinclair: Gee, I was thinking about college but this sounds better. Charlene Sinclair: Would any of those scallywags be like, cute boys? [Fran and Pearl laugh] Earl Sinclair: See what you've done? You've corrupted them! Pearl Sinclair: Oh why don't you hush up?
	Season 4 / Episode 9: - Earl and Pearl Pearl Sinclair: [singing] Some of us are trees, rooted in the ground. Some of us are leaves that the breeze blows all around. I've always been a leaf. Traveling fast and free. But how I've wished, I were meant to be a tree. Earl Sinclair: I was born an oak, the mightiest of trees. But I envied every leaf, floating gently on the breeze. And then a leaf explained... Pearl Sinclair: We're really just the same. Earl Sinclair, Pearl Sinclair: We share a single life, but we go by different names. So, if the wind gets too strong and we can't stay together, I hope you won't forget you're part of me forever.
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Changing Nature B.P. Richfield: Let's see, how can we make it rain? Earl Sinclair: Well, we could have everybody wash their cars. That usually makes it rain. Roy Hess: Or everybody could take a bath. No, that makes the phone ring. B.P. Richfield: OH SHUT UP.
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Changing Nature Ethyl Phillups: [regarding Earl] I always knew he'd screw up, but I never thought he'd screw up this bad!
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Changing Nature Howard Handupme: And taking a look at the long range forecast, continued snow, darkness, and extreme cold. This is Howard Handupme, saying goodnight... [pause]... and goodbye...
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Changing Nature Earl Sinclair: Maybe we went a little overboard with the poison. Charlene Sinclair: A little? Your stupid spray killed all plant life! Earl Sinclair: Hey, what are you complaining about? You never liked salads anyway. Robbie Sinclair: You've destroyed the global food chain! No plants means no food at all! Earl Sinclair: Nonsense! There's a wide variety of commercial snack foods which have virtually no natural ingredients. Fran Sinclair: Earl, we can't live on Ho-Ho's! Baby Sinclair: I can!
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Changing Nature Charlene Sinclair: [on the news regarding the bunch beetles] We've plowed over their mating grounds and annihilated an entire species. Stan: All gone. Charlene Sinclair: And for what? Stan: What? Charlene Sinclair: Wax fruit!
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - Changing Nature Robbie Sinclair: Dad, you're going to coat the entire continent with poison? Isn't there some safer alternative? Earl Sinclair: Like what? Charlene Sinclair: Well, trim back the vines as much as we can, live with a little discomfort, and hope that nature eventually restores the balance. Earl Sinclair: That's inconvenient and time consuming, my idea is exciting and high tech. Robbie Sinclair: Yeah but have you tested this stuff to make sure it's safe?
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Terrible Twos Robbie Sinclair: [Baby breaks the Wooden Train Set that Robbie spent a Year making] Um... I guess that Wood Varnish doesn't exactly protect as I thought it would.
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Terrible Twos Earl Sinclair: [Presenting the Toy Car wrapped in Paper] Son, this Present is for Good little Boys, so I'm letting You have it, as long as You promise to be Good? Baby Sinclair: [Faking Innocence] I'll be Good... I Promise. [a Golden Ring appears on top of Baby's Head and a Twinkle happens in his Eye] Fran Sinclair: It's not right, Earl, bribing a Child to behave! Earl Sinclair: ...and if it Works? Fran Sinclair: If a short yap stops a quick fix solution... Fran Sinclair: You don't have to sell Me on it. [Fran grunts irritably] Look Son, A CAR! Baby Sinclair: [Excited] A Car, oh Boy! Robbie Sinclair: Gee Dad, You never Bribed Me with anything neat like that. Earl Sinclair: you were never rotten enough to deserve it.
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Driving Miss Ethyl Ethyl Phillups: [reading road map] According to this map, we've completely strayed from all known civilization. We've passed the Mysterious Gorge, and the River of Blood, and now we are deep in the heart of the Valley of the... Roosters. Earl Sinclair: Valley of the Roosters? Your eyes are shot, give me that map. Here it is, and it is not Valley of the Roosters, it's Valley of the Monsters. Monster! [pause] Ethyl Phillups: See any... roosters out there? Earl Sinclair: No. Ethyl Phillups: Maybe we should turn around. Earl Sinclair: Good idea... [large monster approaches them] Uh, cock-a-doodle doo.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - Monster Under the Bed Howard Handupme: Stay tuned for the movie of the week, based on this incident, but with a much more exciting ending. And nudity.
	Season 3 / Episode 22: - The Clip Show II Sir David Tushingham: So... off to my place for a bit of fun?

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