4x13 Into the Woods
First Aired: N/A on ABC
Summary: When Baby's constant whining gets to be too much for the Sinclair household to put up with, Earl decides it's time to continue a male dinosaur tradition. The father takes the infant son out into the woods, and sets him on a flat stone, and leaves him, then the baby is to learn to do for…
Main Characters in this Episode
Baby Sinclair: Yeah, gimme a cookie!
Fran Sinclair: But we are all out of cookies.
Baby Sinclair: Go to the store!
Fran Sinclair: NO, and that is why you need to be left out in the woods so you can learn that the world does NOT revolve around *you*!
Baby Sinclair: Mama's not going to the store?
Fran Sinclair: Nope.
Baby Sinclair: Ah, I understand...
Baby Sinclair: Daddy, go to the store!
Woodrow: Raw cookie dough!
- The title is based on the musical 'Into the Woods' which opened at the Martin Beck Theater in New York on November 5, 1987, ran for 765 performances and won the 1988 Tony Awards for the Best Musical and Score.