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2x08 Career Opportunities
First Aired: Nov. 06, 1991 on ABC
Summary: Robbie searches to find a first ever career opportunity for him to prove that he's grown and that can he can handle with hit. When the Job Wizard gives him the job of "tree-pushing" Robbie isn't comfortable, but makes Earl feel happy that he can finally spend time helping his son with his new job. |
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Episode Quotes
Grandma Ethyl Phillips: [after hearing Earl describe the job of a tree-pusher] [sarcastically] Wow, that certainly sounds appealing. Where do I sign up?
Earl Sinclair: Ha ha ha, well you can't. They don't hire bitter, shrivelled-up old ladies.
Grandma Ethyl Phillips: Right, they usually only take big, fat slobs.
Earl Sinclair: She'll be dead soon, son.
Earl Sinclair: Ha ha ha, well you can't. They don't hire bitter, shrivelled-up old ladies.
Grandma Ethyl Phillips: Right, they usually only take big, fat slobs.
Earl Sinclair: She'll be dead soon, son.
Fran Sinclair: Alcohol's not the answer, it only just makes things worse. You just need to overcome your senses, and I made you your favorite dish: food.
Earl Sinclair: [pushes it away, solemnly] Oh, Frannie, I can't eat, I can't go to work. There's no point. My life's a sham.
Fran Sinclair: [furiously] Earl Sneed Sinclair!
Fran Sinclair: Sometimes you make me so MAD!
Earl Sinclair: Okay, okay, I'll eat. But do you have a dress to go with this hat?
Fran Sinclair: You have a wonderful life and a wonderful family, but if you can't see that for yourself, you can just stay in bed forever!
Fran Sinclair: [to herself] I bring him his lunch, but no!
Earl Sinclair: [pushes it away, solemnly] Oh, Frannie, I can't eat, I can't go to work. There's no point. My life's a sham.
Fran Sinclair: [furiously] Earl Sneed Sinclair!
Fran Sinclair: Sometimes you make me so MAD!
Earl Sinclair: Okay, okay, I'll eat. But do you have a dress to go with this hat?
Fran Sinclair: You have a wonderful life and a wonderful family, but if you can't see that for yourself, you can just stay in bed forever!
Fran Sinclair: [to herself] I bring him his lunch, but no!
TV Announcer: Why are you stuck in a boring dead end job?
Earl Sinclair: I don't know.
TV Announcer: Why does your boss always yell at you?
Earl Sinclair: Can't figure it out.
TV Announcer: Why is your life such a complete mess?
Earl Sinclair: Will you stop picking on me?
TV Announcer: Why ask why? DRINK ALCOHOL! Nobody likes a thinker! You might not be able to change your life, but at least you can change the way you look at it. Alcohol! The more you drink, the less you think!
Earl Sinclair: I don't know.
TV Announcer: Why does your boss always yell at you?
Earl Sinclair: Can't figure it out.
TV Announcer: Why is your life such a complete mess?
Earl Sinclair: Will you stop picking on me?
TV Announcer: Why ask why? DRINK ALCOHOL! Nobody likes a thinker! You might not be able to change your life, but at least you can change the way you look at it. Alcohol! The more you drink, the less you think!






