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Robbie Sinclair Quotes
 | Season 4 / Episode 9: - Earl and Pearl Pearl Sinclair: Now wouldn't that be a hoot? If I got married and settled down here. Wouldn't that put a knot in Earl's britches? Charlene Sinclair: Yep, all the more reason to do it. Robbie Sinclair: Dad's been a real jerk lately. Baby Sinclair: He's no fun. I want YOU to be my daddy. Pearl Sinclair: Oh, I know you mean that in a sweet way. Baby Sinclair: No I don't. |
| Season 4 / Episode 9: - Earl and Pearl Fran Sinclair: Earl, all they were doing is listening to a little music. Pearl Sinclair: Yeah. Earl Sinclair: Tonight! But next they'll want to join a band and live on the road like gypsies. Traveling from town to town, always staying one step ahead of the law. Meeting colorful rogues and scallywags and getting into all kinds of scrapes. Robbie Sinclair: Gee, I was thinking about college but this sounds better. Charlene Sinclair: Would any of those scallywags be like, cute boys? [Fran and Pearl laugh] Earl Sinclair: See what you've done? You've corrupted them! Pearl Sinclair: Oh why don't you hush up? |
 | Season 4 / Episode 7: - Changing Nature Earl Sinclair: Maybe we went a little overboard with the poison. Charlene Sinclair: A little? Your stupid spray killed all plant life! Earl Sinclair: Hey, what are you complaining about? You never liked salads anyway. Robbie Sinclair: You've destroyed the global food chain! No plants means no food at all! Earl Sinclair: Nonsense! There's a wide variety of commercial snack foods which have virtually no natural ingredients. Fran Sinclair: Earl, we can't live on Ho-Ho's! Baby Sinclair: I can! |
| Season 4 / Episode 7: - Changing Nature Robbie Sinclair: Dad, you're going to coat the entire continent with poison? Isn't there some safer alternative? Earl Sinclair: Like what? Charlene Sinclair: Well, trim back the vines as much as we can, live with a little discomfort, and hope that nature eventually restores the balance. Earl Sinclair: That's inconvenient and time consuming, my idea is exciting and high tech. Robbie Sinclair: Yeah but have you tested this stuff to make sure it's safe? |
 | Season 4 / Episode 6: - Terrible Twos Robbie Sinclair: [Baby breaks the wooden train set that Robbie spent a year making] Um... I guess that clear varnish doesn't protect like it's supposed to. |
| Season 4 / Episode 6: - Terrible Twos Earl Sinclair: [presenting the toy car wrapped in paper] Son, this present is for good little boys, you can have it, as long as you promise to be good. Baby Sinclair: [Faking Innocence] I'll be good... I promise. Fran Sinclair: It's not right, Earl, bribing a child to behave! Earl Sinclair: ...and if it works? Fran Sinclair: It's a short sighted, stop gap, quick fix solution... Earl Sinclair: You don't have to sell me on it. Earl Sinclair: Look son, a CAR! Baby Sinclair: [Excited] A car, oh boy! Robbie Sinclair: Gee Dad, you never bribed me with anything neat like that. Earl Sinclair: You were never rotten enough to deserve it. |
| Season 4 / Episode 6: - Terrible Twos Robbie Sinclair: [about Blarney] He's terrible, Mom. I can't imagine a worse role model for a child. Earl Sinclair: [from other room] Ouch! Darn it. I hate you, you stupid toy! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 15: - Steroids to Heaven Spike: You admit you're doing thornoids? Robbie Sinclair: Yeah so what? Look where they got me. [big muscles] Spike: Yeah and look what it's costing you, Caroline doesn't want to see you anymore, your family thinks you're going crazy, and I've had just about enough of you touching my jacket. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 11: - The Son Also Rises Baby: Robbie. Um, tell me a story. Robbie Sinclair: Life stinks, The End. |
| Season 3 / Episode 11: - The Son Also Rises Earl Sinclair: I thought I told you to mow the lawn. Robbie Sinclair: I told you, the lawn mower is broken. Earl Sinclair: Scissors. Cut it with scissors. Robbie Sinclair: Oh come on. Earl Sinclair: Geez you kids have it too easy. When I was your age we didn't have lawn mowers, we didn't have scissors, we had to get down on all fours and graze like a cow. Robbie Sinclair: Dad. Earl Sinclair: Mooooo. |
| Season 3 / Episode 11: - The Son Also Rises Robbie Sinclair: Dad, I'm here with a girl. It might help if you didn't make me look like the world's biggest weenie. Earl Sinclair: Well pardon me, Mr. Dignified, I didn't mean to belittle you as you were about to hit the ball up the clown's pants. |
| Season 3 / Episode 11: - The Son Also Rises Robbie Sinclair: Everyday it's the same thing. He comes home and says "Franny, get me a beer." And then he yells at me. Earl Sinclair: Oh not true. Sometimes I yell at you first. |
| Season 3 / Episode 11: - The Son Also Rises Robbie Sinclair: [annoyed] What? Charlene Sinclair: Well, since you've been helping me with my homework, I've got a shot of getting my first B. Robbie Sinclair: What is it? Charlene Sinclair: So, I was wondering, could you help find the continent of Pangaea on this map? Robbie Sinclair: You're grounded for a week. Charlene Sinclair: For what? Robbie Sinclair: *Stupidity*! Charlene Sinclair: You can't ground me for that! Robbie Sinclair: Are we trying for a month? Charlene Sinclair: Yeah, but... [leaves in anger] Oh, brothers! You are... Robbie Sinclair: Hey, and shut that door! Do I have to air-condition the whole neighborhood? |
 | Season 3 / Episode 8: - License to Parent Earl Sinclair: I have three kids, and I love them. Robbie Sinclair: Hey, Dad. Earl Sinclair: Shut up, I'm talking. |
| Season 3 / Episode 8: - License to Parent Robbie Sinclair: It's a long story. Officer Bettleheim: I like stories. I like 'em just fine. |
| Season 3 / Episode 8: - License to Parent Charlene Sinclair: Oh, Officer Bettleheim? Officer Bettleheim: What? Charlene Sinclair: Did I mention Robbie scratched the car when he rammed into your motorcycle? Robbie Sinclair: *You're dead*! Officer Bettleheim: My... my *what*! |
| Season 3 / Episode 8: - License to Parent Robbie Sinclair: So, Dad, when do I get to take her for a spin? Earl Sinclair: It's a new car, son, it's not mean to be driven. Robbie Sinclair: But you just let Mom take it. Earl Sinclair: Son, your mother is a capable, responsible... Earl Sinclair: WHAT? WAIT FOR ME! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 7: - Hungry for Love Robbie Sinclair: [hits Spike after he interrupts Robbie and Wendy] A kiss on my cheek, Spike! Spike: What? Robbie Sinclair: A kiss on my cheek, if you hadn't shown up it could've been my mouth, it could've been my lips. Spike: It could've been your whole face! I just saved your life, Sinclair. I've been out asking around about Wendy, she's bad news! Robbie Sinclair: I'm not interested in your stupid locker room stories. Spike: [takes out notebook] Okay, last boyfriend transferred to another school, never registered, never showed up. Boyfriend number two, allegedly went off to join the army, no record of his enlistment. And boyfriend number three, Josh Meltzer, whereabouts, who knows? Robbie Sinclair: What're you implying? Spike: I think we both know what's going on. There's a girl like that in every school, a little hungrier than the others, she goes through boyfriends, she chews them up... Robbie Sinclair: And spits them out? Spike: Naw, she digests them. Face it, Scooter, your girlfriend is an eater! |
| Season 3 / Episode 7: - Hungry for Love Robbie Sinclair: Spike heard this idiotic rumor that Wendy eats all her boyfriends. Charlene Sinclair: [laughs] Everyone knows that. Robbie Sinclair: What do you mean everyone? Charlene Sinclair: Everyone! They're all surprised you lasted this long, she must be dieting. Robbie Sinclair: Why didn't you say anything? Charlene Sinclair: I was going to. See, do nails, pick up eyeshadow, warn Robbie his life is in danger, see? It was next on my list. |
| Season 3 / Episode 7: - Hungry for Love Earl Sinclair: What reason could you possibly have for breaking up with this girl? Robbie Sinclair: She's gonna eat me, Dad! Earl Sinclair: ...Well no relationship is perfect, why your own mother forgets to put the cap back on the toothpaste. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 5: - Little Boy Boo Neighbor: You Sinclair kids come over here at the middle of the night on the 31st of October and expect me to give you candy? GET LOST. Robbie Sinclair: Hmm, next time maybe we should wear costumes. Baby Sinclair, Robbie Sinclair: Naw. |
| Season 3 / Episode 5: - Little Boy Boo Robbie Sinclair: Hello, emergency? I want to report a dead baby dinosaur. What happened? Well, he pretended to choke on a cookie and when his big brother found out he was faking, [hangs up phone] he beat the living tar out of him. |
| Season 3 / Episode 5: - Little Boy Boo Robbie Sinclair: [as Baby tries to eat a cookie] I'm in charge, and I'm telling you, put the cookie down! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 3: - Network Genius Fran Sinclair: Robbie, quit poking your sister. Robbie Sinclair: Not until she supports her hypothesis that truth is knowable. Charlene Sinclair: I wasn't talking about imperical evidence, buttface! Fran Sinclair: Cut it out or I won't let you go to school tomorrow! I mean it! Robbie Sinclair: Whoa, we'll be good, we'll be good. Charlene Sinclair: Yeah, promise. Robbie Sinclair: Promise. |
| Season 3 / Episode 3: - Network Genius Fran Sinclair: I was just at the market talking to some of the other mothers, and they said their kids are suddenly doing badly in school, they're like, zombies. [sees Robbie, Baby and Ethyl staring blankly at the TV] Oh this has gone on far enough, if we're going to watch something, we're going to watch the news channel, Robbie, turn on channel 8. Robbie Sinclair: Huh? Oh. [raises the remote above his head] Which one's 8? Fran Sinclair: What? Oh give me that! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 1: - Nature Calls Earl Sinclair: [Baby is struggling] And what would you be doing? Baby Sinclair: ...nothing. Earl Sinclair: You're gonna make a poop, aren't you? Baby Sinclair: ...maybe. Robbie Sinclair: He's goin'. Charlene Sinclair: Definitely. Earl Sinclair: Are you going or not? Baby Sinclair: Not anymore. Earl Sinclair: Alright, that's it! We're going back up to the bathroom and we're not coming out until one of us is potty trained! |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - Nature Calls Fran Sinclair: I've changed every diaper in this house for the past 15 years and now, it's YOUR turn. Earl Sinclair: Well, we're skipping my turn. Baby: I'm not getting any fresher over here. Robbie Sinclair: You know, Dad, Mom's got a point. It is kinda sexist to expect her to change all the diapers because she's a female. Earl Sinclair: Well, we don't wanna be sexist, now do we, son? Here, [hands him diaper] Knock yourself out. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 24: - WESAYSO Knows Best Earl: They're a big company, Fran, I think they know what they're doing. Robbie Sinclair: Gee, Dad, it sounds like you've been brainwashed or something. Earl: Exactly, and that brainwashing has put the food on the table and the clothes on your back. Fran Sinclair: And now the suitcase in your hand. Earl: And a darn nice suitcase it is. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 19: - Nuts To War Charlene Sinclair: [after the war is over] I heard that somebody got killed. Robbie Sinclair: Yeah, it was some new guy... but you know we could've won! Earl Sinclair: Robbie, what're you saying? Robbie Sinclair: Well, I'm saying it's terrible that guy got killed and all, but you know we had those four-leggers on the run, we could've won it. Earl Sinclair: A boy died, don't you see the fighting didn't solve anything? Fran Sinclair: Come on, Robbie, let's get you out of that uniform, you have school tomorrow. Robbie Sinclair: Forget school, a bunch of the guys were talking about keeping the army together if they came back, they'll set up a base at the swamp so we'll be ready for them next time. They're working on a WHOLE NEW line of weapons, yeah! Earl Sinclair: Stop it! You're not a soldier, you're a kid, [pulls Robbie into a close hug] You're gonna go to school, you're gonna take girlfriends to dances, you're gonna drive me crazy like you always have, until it's time for you to grow up. Robbie Sinclair: Dad? Earl Sinclair: It's allright son, it's over... you're home. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 18: - The Last Temptation of Ethel Charlene: [Ethyl's unconscious] Grandma, can you hear me? Robbie Sinclair: Hey look, look, I think she's coming around. Earl Sinclair: No no no no no, no the hole's already dug, let's get on with it. Ethyl Phillups: Not so fast fat boy. [takes Earl's shovel and hits him in the face with it] . Earl Sinclair: I knew I should've had her cremated. [falls down unconscious] Ethyl Phillups: Where am I? Robbie Sinclair: Grandma, we brought you home from the station. Charlene: Yeah, we better call your producer, he thought you were dead. Ethyl Phillups: Let him think that, I'm not going back. Fran Sinclair: But why, Mom? I thought you loved talking about the afterlife. Ethyl Phillups: I do, Fran, but if I'm ever gonna go back, I can't just sit around watching the grass grow. What I'm going to do is enjoy life and love each and every one of you... starting tomorrow. Fran Sinclair: Why not today? Ethyl Phillups: Because today, there's a perfectly good hole in the backyard and we're gonna bury fat boy in it. Earl Sinclair: [comes around] What? [Ethyl hits him with the shovel again and he's knocked unconscious] Baby: Again! [hits his toy dinosaur on the head with a toy shovel and laughs] . |
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