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B.P. Richfield Quotes
 | Season 4 / Episode 10: - Life in the Faust Lane B.P. Richfield: I am the happiest person you'll ever meet you worthless bucket of chow. Earl: Well that's obvious from your sunny disposition, sir. B.P. Richfield: SHUT UP. |
| Season 4 / Episode 10: - Life in the Faust Lane B.P. Richfield: [about Earl's Fernhill mug] Who said you could own one of those things? Earl: If I'm not mistaken, sir, I believe I am entitled to have possessions. B.P. Richfield: I suppose there's no way I could keep you from it. Legally. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 7: - Changing Nature B.P. Richfield: Let's see, how can we make it rain? Earl Sinclair: Well, we could have everybody wash their cars. That usually makes it rain. Roy Hess: Or everybody could take a bath. No, that makes the phone ring. B.P. Richfield: OH SHUT UP. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 2: - Baby Talk Baby Sinclair: Smoo. B.P. Richfield: What did he call me? Earl Sinclair: Uh... He said Lou. You see he thinks of you as his sweet Uncle Lou. B.P. Richfield: My name is not Lou. Earl Sinclair: I know but don't you find the uncle part endearing? |
| Season 3 / Episode 2: - Baby Talk B.P. Richfield: I oughta tear off your head and play hacky sack. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 24: - WESAYSO Knows Best B.P. Richfield: The Wesayso company reminds you that we are not liable for loss of limb, loss of eye, or dismemberment of any kind due to you running around holding your kids' feet in the air like a bunch of morons. |
| Season 2 / Episode 24: - WESAYSO Knows Best Earl: And now... B.P. Richfield: [Growling] No. Earl: I'm ready to die. Surly Photographer: Not so fast. B.P. Richfield: Yeah, slow would be better. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 21: - Slave to Fashion B.P. Richfield: The next one of you to say something asinine has to run against me. Earl: How asinine does it have to be, my captain? B.P. Richfield: Congratulations, Sinclair, you're nominated. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 19: - Nuts To War Earl Sinclair: [Richfield picks up a large rock] Oh my gosh, look out, a rock! B.P. Richfield: Not just any rock you bonehead, this is a Peacekeeper 3000. I'm not talking about poked eyes, one of these babies can bust a head wide open. Earl Sinclair: You sell those to the enemy? But my son is out there, he may even be killed! B.P. Richfield: I didn't know that, I also don't care! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 17: - A New Leaf B.P. Richfield: SINCLAIR. I oughta kill you and your whole family, but I'd probably get in trouble with the union. As it is, there's only one thing I can do to you: you're fired, Sinclair, fired, fired, FIRED. Earl: Fired? That means I don't have to come to work anymore. Oh, this is the happiest day of my life. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 15: - Power Erupts Earl Sinclair: Mr. Richfield, I think maybe you shouldn't talk to my kid like that. B.P. Richfield: Think? You don't think. You're a tree pusher and you work for me. Or have you forgotten who you're talking to? Earl Sinclair: Yes, sir, I have. And until I remember I just wanna say, I don't care if you have enough money to buy the dome or the whole lousy volcano. We're not... B.P. Richfield: Wait a second, what did you say? Earl Sinclair: I said I don't care if you have enough money to buy the dome... B.P. Richfield: No, no, the other part. Earl Sinclair: Buy the volcano? B.P. Richfield: Yes. Great idea. |
| Season 2 / Episode 15: - Power Erupts Robbie Sinclair: I don't want your money. Charlene Sinclair: I do. B.P. Richfield: Smart girl. You must be very proud of your daughter. Earl Sinclair: Oh yes, my daughter, very proud, all mine. My son, who knows? I was in babylon. |
| Season 2 / Episode 15: - Power Erupts B.P. Richfield: Sinclair. Earl: Mr. Richfield, I'm sorry. B.P. Richfield: Stop apologizing. You didn't do anything. Earl: I'm sorry my apology offended you, sir. B.P. Richfield: Stop being so obsequious. Earl: That was never my intent, your majesty. |
| Season 2 / Episode 15: - Power Erupts Mr. Ashland: This is a disaster! B.P. Richfield: But nothing a chief executive of your enormous power and authority can't handle, right, Mr. Ashland? Mr. Ashland: Cut the butt-kissing, Richfield. B.P. Richfield: Yes, sir. Mr. Ashland: Do you know what I do with a butt-kisser? B.P. Richfield: No, sir. [Ashland gestures to an executive's mounted head on the wall; Richfield grows rigid] |
| Season 2 / Episode 15: - Power Erupts B.P. Richfield: Well, if it isn't the Sinclairs. What a delightful looking family you have, Earl. Earl Sinclair: Oh, well let me introduce them... B.P. Richfield: Not interested! SIT DOWN! |
| Season 2 / Episode 15: - Power Erupts B.P. Richfield: [Has invited the Sinclairs out to dinner] My, my, so good to have you here. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, well enough small talk. |
| Season 2 / Episode 15: - Power Erupts B.P. Richfield: [Sampling wine] That's fine for me, but give the rest of'em the cheap stuff. |
| Season 2 / Episode 15: - Power Erupts B.P. Richfield: What do you say I take you and your family out to dinner tonight. Earl Sinclair: You? Us? Eating? B.P. Richfield: Save the sparkling repartee for the dinner, Sinclair. And remember, the WHOLE family! |
| Season 2 / Episode 15: - Power Erupts B.P. Richfield: Mr. Ashland, you're asking me to destroy an innocent boy just to protect our corporate assets? [Ashland nods] I'm honored. |
| Season 2 / Episode 15: - Power Erupts B.P. Richfield: You're asking me to destroy an innocent boy just to protect our corporate assets? B.P. Richfield: I'm honored. |
| Season 2 / Episode 15: - Power Erupts B.P. Richfield: Waiter. Two pieces of bread. B.P. Richfield: I'm gonna make a sandwich. |
![02x13 - What "Sexual Harris" Meant](/images/medium/dinosaurs/180807.jpg "02x13 - What "Sexual Harris" Meant") | Season 2 / Episode 13: - What "Sexual Harris" Meant B.P. Richfield: Well, it's only fair that all sides of this issue are fully explored. Please take up to a minute. |
| Season 2 / Episode 13: - What "Sexual Harris" Meant B.P. Richfield: I was just complimenting you on your handbag. Monica DeVertebrae: I don't have a handbag. I don't have hands! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 5: - Endangered Species Earl: I see what you're getting at, Mr. Richfield, but no amount of money is worth taking this away from my wife. Her happiness means the world to me. B.P. Richfield: Here's 50 bucks. Earl: It's a small world after all. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 3: - Hurling Day B.P. Richfield: This is a big moment for you, Sinclair, and nobody can take it away from you or I would've. |
| Unknown Episode: B.P. Richfield: Sinclair, you dog. Twenty-five years you've been working here and I never thought you'd have the guts to take me on! But take me on, you do, mano e mano, man to man. That's guts-balls, Sinclair. I like a guy with guts-balls. LIKE HIM! B.P. Richfield: So I guess I'm gonna have to take your little ultimatum seriously. Earl: Oh I do hope so, sir. B.P. Richfield: Cuz the someone who puts a gun to my head... Earl: Oh n-no, sir. B.P. Richfield: ...MUST BE PREPARED TO BACK UP HIS THREAT! So I'm gonna ask you, d'ya want a raise or what? Earl: ...uh... or what, sir. B.P. Richfield: What puts you in the position to ask for more money? Earl: Well sir, I have a growing family, who I need more money to take care of. B.P. Richfield: Well, Where is this my fault? Earl: I'm not blaiming you, sir. B.P. Richfield: THEN WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR FAMILY! Earl: I'm only asking for more money, sir. B.P. Richfield: No, the way I see it is, you don't need more money, you need less family! Earl: But I love my family! B.P. Richfield: Well obviously you do, since you're willing to lose your job for them. Earl: *What*? B.P. Richfield: You face me down, asking me for more money. I ain't gonna give it to ya. So ya got no alternative but to look me in the eye and say... Earl: [leaving] I'm sorry. B.P. Richfield: ...I QUIT! Earl: I quit? B.P. Richfield: Oh, sorry to lose ya, Sinclair, after all these years. Earl: But sir I like this company. I always dreamed I'd go somewhere with this company. B.P. Richfield: No dreams, Sinclair. No dreams for you. You are what you are and that's all you're ever gonna be. Except not with this company. Best thing for you to do is realize that now. You'll thank me. Earl: But sir... B.P. Richfield: THANK ME! Earl: uh th-thank you, sir. |
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