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Baby Sinclair Quotes
 | Season 4 / Episode 13: - Into the Woods Fran Sinclair: [after showing Baby the video entitled "Solo Wilderness Ritual"] So, did you understand the tape? Baby Sinclair: Yeah, gimme a cookie! Fran Sinclair: But we are all out of cookies. Baby Sinclair: Go to the store! Fran Sinclair: NO, and that is why you need to be left out in the woods so you can learn that the world does NOT revolve around *you*! Baby Sinclair: Mama's not going to the store? Fran Sinclair: Nope. Baby Sinclair: Ah, I understand... Baby Sinclair: Daddy, go to the store! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 10: - Life in the Faust Lane Earl: Roy borrowed my mug? Fran Sinclair: Yes, he said he wanted to impress a date. Earl: You loaned it to Roy? He's riff raff! Oh, Mr. Richfield was right. [Roy enters from behind; Earl doesn't notice] Now Cap'n Willy's stranded in Roy's crummy little low-rent dump, while Roy and some sleazy cookie slobber over it and paw it with their greasy little fingers! Baby Sinclair: Hi, Uncle Roy. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 9: - Earl and Pearl Pearl Sinclair: I wish he wasn't so mad at me. Baby Sinclair: Get him a toy! Pearl Sinclair: Oh, I think it'll take more than that, sugar. Baby Sinclair: More than a toy? Wow. |
| Season 4 / Episode 9: - Earl and Pearl Pearl Sinclair: Now wouldn't that be a hoot? If I got married and settled down here. Wouldn't that put a knot in Earl's britches? Charlene Sinclair: Yep, all the more reason to do it. Robbie Sinclair: Dad's been a real jerk lately. Baby Sinclair: He's no fun. I want YOU to be my daddy. Pearl Sinclair: Oh, I know you mean that in a sweet way. Baby Sinclair: No I don't. |
 | Season 4 / Episode 7: - Changing Nature Earl Sinclair: Maybe we went a little overboard with the poison. Charlene Sinclair: A little? Your stupid spray killed all plant life! Earl Sinclair: Hey, what are you complaining about? You never liked salads anyway. Robbie Sinclair: You've destroyed the global food chain! No plants means no food at all! Earl Sinclair: Nonsense! There's a wide variety of commercial snack foods which have virtually no natural ingredients. Fran Sinclair: Earl, we can't live on Ho-Ho's! Baby Sinclair: I can! |
 | Season 4 / Episode 6: - Terrible Twos Earl Sinclair: [presenting the toy car wrapped in paper] Son, this present is for good little boys, you can have it, as long as you promise to be good. Baby Sinclair: [Faking Innocence] I'll be good... I promise. Fran Sinclair: It's not right, Earl, bribing a child to behave! Earl Sinclair: ...and if it works? Fran Sinclair: It's a short sighted, stop gap, quick fix solution... Earl Sinclair: You don't have to sell me on it. Earl Sinclair: Look son, a CAR! Baby Sinclair: [Excited] A car, oh boy! Robbie Sinclair: Gee Dad, you never bribed me with anything neat like that. Earl Sinclair: You were never rotten enough to deserve it. |
| Season 4 / Episode 6: - Terrible Twos Baby Sinclair: Gimme dessert! I want a million cookies now! |
| Season 4 / Episode 6: - Terrible Twos Baby Sinclair: Gimme cake! Ice CREEEEEEAM! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 12: - Getting to Know You Baby Sinclair: I've got a present. Francois Jean-Marie Poupon: [curiously] Oh, I where would I find it? Baby Sinclair: In my diaper. Francois Jean-Marie Poupon: [furiously] Ugh! You are disgusting! Ha! Baby Sinclair: Shut up! Francois Jean-Marie Poupon: Awk! Baby Sinclair: Shut up! Francois Jean-Marie Poupon: Awk! Baby Sinclair: Shut up!! Francois Jean-Marie Poupon: Awk! Baby Sinclair: Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up! |
| Season 3 / Episode 12: - Getting to Know You Baby Sinclair: [hits his daddy with a frying pan] Not la mere! Not la mere! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 8: - License to Parent Narrator: For violating the parent code and displaying severe emotional instability, Officer Bettleheim was suspended from the Parent Patrol. He will be allowed to return to duty when he has thought good and hard about what he has done. For scratching his father's brand new car, Robert Mark Sinclair was grounded for six to ten years. He is currently serving his sentence in his room. And finally, Baby Sinclair was found guilty on 22 counts of assault with a frying pan. Baby Sinclair: [angry] I was framed! |
| Season 3 / Episode 8: - License to Parent Fran Sinclair: [They are driving to the doctor's office] How about a cupcake? Baby Sinclair: Ooh, cupcake. Earl Sinclair: [driving] You're giving a kid a cupcake in a new car? What are you thinking about? Fran Sinclair: Him. He gets a little nervous whenever I take him to the pediatrician so I'm trying to make the whole experience a little more positive. It's called parenting, Earl. Earl Sinclair: Oh, please. I've been parenting for 15 years, nobody has to tell me how to be a good dad. Earl Sinclair: You get one crumb on that seat, and you're crawling home, buster. |
| Season 3 / Episode 8: - License to Parent Baby Sinclair: [squirming in his high chair] My diaper's itching. I think I'll... take it off. Earl Sinclair: [looking up from his parent's manual] Don't you dare! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 7: - Hungry for Love Baby Sinclair: [to Wendy] You have a bad reputation. |
| Season 3 / Episode 7: - Hungry for Love Fran Sinclair: Wendy. Wendy Richfield: Yes? Fran Sinclair: You should know that your fellow students have been circulating a rumor that you have... an eating disorder. Wendy Richfield: What? Charlene Sinclair: [accusingly] You ate your last four boyfriends and now you're gonna eat Robbie! Wendy Richfield: [shouts] That's not true! Wendy Richfield: [now calm] I - I never ate anybody. Fran Sinclair: I believe you, dear, but you have to admit four boyfriends all disappeared, never to be seen again Wendy Richfield: I know, it's so strange, but it's not me. It's like there's something out there devouring my boyfriends! Someone's trying to stop me from having any kind of relationship; trying to keep me from growing up. I mean, what kind of horrible monster would... Wendy Richfield: Daddy! Earl Sinclair: Daddy? Earl Sinclair: [finally gets it] Daddy! Baby Sinclair: Uh-oh! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 6: - Germ Warfare Earl Sinclair: [singsong] Look who's home! Baby Sinclair: [demonic voice] Not the Mama! |
 | Season 3 / Episode 3: - Network Genius Baby Sinclair: [watching Baby Cuddlebunny] Not the pajamas, not the pajamas. Grandma Ethyl Phillips: It's amazing the way a phrase like that can catch on. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 2: - Baby Talk Baby Sinclair: Smoo. B.P. Richfield: What did he call me? Earl Sinclair: Uh... He said Lou. You see he thinks of you as his sweet Uncle Lou. B.P. Richfield: My name is not Lou. Earl Sinclair: I know but don't you find the uncle part endearing? |
| Season 3 / Episode 2: - Baby Talk TV Announcer: The Friendly Bunny will not be seen tonight so that we may bring you the following brand new program quickly thrown together in a shameless grab for ratings. Earl Sinclair: Oh this should be good. TV Announcer: It's the Smoo Show! Baby Sinclair: *Smoo*! |
| Season 3 / Episode 2: - Baby Talk Fran Sinclair: I will not have that kind of gutter language in this house! Baby Sinclair: Smoo! Baby Sinclair: What'd I say? |
| Season 3 / Episode 2: - Baby Talk Baby Sinclair: Read me a story, Grandma Smoo. Grandma Ethyl Phillips: Ah, you really think that's funny, don't you? Baby Sinclair: What, smoo? Smoo funny? Smoo. Smoo! Yeah, smoo funny! Grandma Ethyl Phillips: Call me when you clean up your act. |
 | Season 3 / Episode 1: - Nature Calls Earl Sinclair: Mr. Toilet's a friend, and the best way to treat a new friend is to sit on them and give them a big present. Baby Sinclair: That's disgusting. Earl Sinclair: That may be, but you're gonna do it anyway. |
| Season 3 / Episode 1: - Nature Calls Earl Sinclair: [Baby is struggling] And what would you be doing? Baby Sinclair: ...nothing. Earl Sinclair: You're gonna make a poop, aren't you? Baby Sinclair: ...maybe. Robbie Sinclair: He's goin'. Charlene Sinclair: Definitely. Earl Sinclair: Are you going or not? Baby Sinclair: Not anymore. Earl Sinclair: Alright, that's it! We're going back up to the bathroom and we're not coming out until one of us is potty trained! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 21: - Slave to Fashion Edward R. Hero: [chief elder] I decree that henceforth, this child shall be called... Uh... Baby Sinclair: I'm the Baby, gotta love me. Edward R. Hero: Baby. Baby Sinciar. Yes. It sorta fits. Fran Sinclair: Baby? Oh what a beautiful name. Earl Sinclair: Baby? I could've done this job! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 18: - The Last Temptation of Ethel Baby Sinclair: I wanna go to the afterlife. So much better than the now life. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 17: - A New Leaf Baby Sinclair: This is your Brain. [Raises frying pan] Baby Sinclair: This is your brain on the plant. [Hits Earl over head with frying pan] Baby Sinclair: Any questions? |
![02x13 - What "Sexual Harris" Meant](/images/medium/dinosaurs/180807.jpg "02x13 - What "Sexual Harris" Meant") | Season 2 / Episode 13: - What "Sexual Harris" Meant Baby Sinclair: [sees a leg buffer on TV for silky smooth legs] I want that! Fran Sinclair: No you don't! Baby Sinclair: Want silky smooth legs! Fran Sinclair: You don't want smooth legs, you're a boy. Baby Sinclair: Oh... then I want a machine gun! |
 | Season 2 / Episode 12: - Refrigerator Day Earl: I'm sorry I ruined your first Refrigerator Day. Go ahead, Junior. Bang my head real hard with this pot. Baby Sinclair: That's gettin' old. |
 | Season 2 / Episode 10: - How to Pick Up Girls Baby Sinclair: [watching TV with Earl] Ha ha ha ha ha! Puppets! Ha ha ha ha! Purple female puppet: To which Lord Bellington replied "Madam, that is not my wife, that is the arch-bishop." Green male puppet: Toh! That would explain his reluctance to dance with me! Yes, yes... Purple female puppet: That, and his dreadful taste in hats! [both laugh] Earl Sinclair: [laughs] Hey, hey, Frannie - you gotta see this puppet show. It's terrific! Baby Sinclair: Uh-huh! Fran Sinclair: Earl, that's for kids. Earl Sinclair: Yeah, you'd think that because they're puppets - so the show seems to have a children's asthetic. [turns to camera] Yet the dialouge is unquestionably sharp-edged, witty and thematically skewed to adults. Purple female puppet: Here comes our neighbor, Mr. Argyle. Green male puppet: Dah! Mr. Argyle: Ah! Good day to you, lassie and laddie! And where is that athletic son of yours? Purple female puppet: Well he's... Son: Hello, Mummy and Daddy! Purple female puppet: He's here. Son: Look who I brought home for dinner! [two decorated female sock puppets come in] Purple female puppet: Oh! Don't you bring that pair of hos into this house! [they gasp] Earl Sinclair: [laughs] I'm telling you Fran, this show works on two levels! Fran Sinclair: [questioning and incredulous] They look like puppets. I'm not watching. |
| Season 2 / Episode 10: - How to Pick Up Girls Robbie Sinclair: [as Robbie picks up a jar with green liquid in it, trying to feed Baby] Open up. Baby Sinclair: I don't like that. [Robbie picks up another jar with brown sugar-like contents in it] I don't like that. [Robbie picks up another jar with chucks of meat in it, opens it, and spoons it out] I don't like that. Robbie Sinclair: Eat this! Baby Sinclair: Okay. Robbie Sinclair, Baby Sinclair: Ahhhhhhhh... Robbie Sinclair: All right, now look, be a good baby brother and fall asleep or something. Baby Sinclair: How come you're the babysitter? Robbie Sinclair: Because I got grounded. Baby Sinclair: I'm your punishment? Robbie Sinclair: Yep. Baby Sinclair: I like that. Robbie Sinclair: I'm happy *you're* happy. Baby Sinclair: Why'd you get grounded? Robbie Sinclair: Because of this girl, Caroline. Baby Sinclair: She nice? Robbie Sinclair: Yeah, she's pretty hot. Baby Sinclair: Hot, don't touch! Robbie Sinclair: No, no, no, this is the kind of hot you *want* to touch. Baby Sinclair: I don't get it. Robbie Sinclair: Neither do I. |
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