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It is the 29 February 2000

Bren leaves the canteen for the Totally Trivial studios (after been given various drugs to get her to relax - Jean's old Prozac, Philippa's antidepressants, Anita's herbal medicine, Jane's gran's tranquilisers, Dolly's husband's tablets and Stan's cat…
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It is the 29 February 2000

Bren leaves the canteen for the Totally Trivial studios (after been given various drugs to get her to relax - Jean's old Prozac, Philippa's antidepressants, Anita's herbal medicine, Jane's gran's tranquilisers, Dolly's husband's tablets and Stan's cat powders!) and plans to stop at the hospital to visit her mother on the way.

Stan waits all afternoon for his skip collection.

The remaining staff tune in to watch Bren to find she does not appear at the studios.

Bren shuffles through the door with a large rubbish bag and a video cassette and informs the staff that Petula died whilst she was visiting.

They play her living will on the video player, whilst this is happening, Dolly throws the rubbish bag in the skip (which has still not been picked up).

During the living will, Petula tells them that there is money in the rubbish bag, Dolly is horrified when Stan says that the skip lorry will already have been.

Whilst they contemplate, Phillipa tells Bren the canteen will be closing and turned into office space.

They then hear the skip lorry arrive and Stan realises his unreliable watch he received out of the bran tub told him the wrong time.

They jump in the skip and retrieve the bag, which contains a newspaper clipping which, to Dolly's horror, says that the Rubber and Bondage scene in Mobberly is on the increase.

Also in the bag is tens of thousands of pounds which Bren gives out to the rest of the gang.

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