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Season 1 Breakdown
Normal Episodes: 13
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0
Normal Episodes: 13
TV Specials: 0
TV Movies: 0
Dilbert Season 1 (1999)
 | 1x01 The Name Dilbert and others are assigned to make a new product, but the boss only cares about the name than the actual product. | Jan. 25, 1999 |
 | 1x02 The Competition After Dilbert is accused of leaking info on the Gruntmaster 6000, he goes to find a new job, where he completely destroys the company. This is good news for his boss, who reconsiders ... | Feb. 01, 1999 |
 | 1x03 The Prototype Another company steals the idea of Gruntmaster 6000. The leader of this company decides to oversee Dilbert. | Feb. 08, 1999 |
 | 1x04 The Takeover Dilbert gets much profit from Dogbert's book. Dilbert gets promoted, and decides to make the company better place. | Feb. 15, 1999 |
 | 1x05 Testing The Gruntmaster 6000 is ready for testing. Bob Bastard is chosen test it, and he tries to mess up The Gruntmaster 6000 so it can't be released. Meanwhile, everyone goes on their own ... | Feb. 22, 1999 |
 | 1x06 Elbonian Trip Dilbert and the others go to Ebonia, where the Gruntmaster 6000 is to be made, but the conditions are too hard for Dilbert, especially since he is left-handed in a right-handed wor ... | Mar. 01, 1999 |
 | 1x07 Tower of Babel Everyone is getting sick at work because of mutations in the air. Then Dilbert is told, being the only one well enough, to build a new HQ to satisfy everyone's disabilities. | Mar. 22, 1999 |
 | 1x08 Little People There's something amiss at the office. Dry erase markers are going missing, so Dilbert searches for the cause. Little people. These little people are actually former employees who have ... | Apr. 05, 1999 |
 | 1x09 The Knack Dilbert slips up once, but is then believed he lost "The Knack" that made him the great engineer he is. Because he doesn't want to admit the fact, he makes a satellite project that ... | Apr. 21, 1999 |
 | 1x10 Y2K The Pointy-Haired Boss puts Dilbert in charge of the Y2K problem. Various other events happen in this episode too, like Wally's plan to scam the bank. | May. 03, 1999 |
 | 1x11 Charity The Boss swats another fly against the wall. He can't clean it, oh no. He has to cover it with a plaque, but he already used all of his plaques for other flies. So He orfanizes a charity ... | May. 10, 1999 |
 | 1x12 Holiday Dogbert helps the holiday problem by voting to eliminate all national holidays except "Dogbert Day" in the Congress Lobby, and everyone agrees. | May. 17, 1999 |
 | 1x13 The Infomercial The Pointy-Haired Boss stars in an infomercial for The Gruntmaster 6000, but they haven't even tested yet. When they test The Gruntmaster 6000, it creates a black hole. | May. 24, 1999 |
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Season 1 Videos01x01 The Name (21:52) 01x03 The Prototype (22:24) 01x10 Y2K (22:31) 01x13 The Infomercial (22:36) [More Videos] |
Season 1 Quotes
| Season 1 / Episode 2: - The Competition Dilbert: What makes you qualified to be a reporter? Dogbert: I'm willing to violate anyone's privacy for my personal gain and then claim with a straight face that the public has a right to know. Dilbert: Have you been using me as your main source of industry information? Dogbert: No, not the main source. I also make stuff up. |
| Season 1 / Episode 1: - The Name Dilbert: [Dilbert is in the shower, with a voice activated temperature control] The shower's calibrated to respond to my voice only. Dogbert: Boy, you think of everything. Dilbert: I'm cautious. Dogbert: That's why you had training wheels until you were seventeen Dilbert: I was fourteen. [Shower temperature goes to 14 degrees] AAAAAAGH! [Almost frozen in a block of ice] 99! 99! 99! [The temperature goes back to 99] Don't do that! Dogbert: Where did you get the voice for that thing, it sounds like the computer from that stupid movie, what was it, "Something, something, a Space Odyssey?" Dilbert: It wasn't called "Something Something: A Space Odyssey," it was called "2001: A Space AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" [cut to exterior of house, as Dilbert's shower rises to 2001 degrees, cut to interior of house where Dilbert's skin is red hot, he puts on his towel which catches on fire as he walks out] Dogbert: On the plus side, you look very clean. |
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