Dilbert - Episode 02x16

Episode: 02x16 Title: The Fact Type: Regular Episode Production Code: 215 First Aired: Jul. 18, 2000

Season 2 » Episode #16 - The Fact

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Summary: Dogbert writes a book about the made-up, "Chronic Cubicle Syndrome," called, "Chronic Cubicle Syndrome: If You Think You've Got It, You've Got It". It then becomes a best seller and is then classified as a real sickness. Then Dogbert makes a formula called, "Secret Juice Formula," and is suppose to stop the sickness. Dilbert tries to knock sense into everyone that the sickness is fake, but no one believes him.

Who appeared in this episode?

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  Dilbert
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  Dogbert
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  Pointy-Hair&hellip
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  Wally
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  Asok
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  Ratbert
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  Loud Howard
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  Catbert

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  Alice

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Episode Quotes

Season 2 / Episode 16: - The Fact Dogbert: I have discovered a heretofore undiagnosed condition. Dilbert: There is no such thing as Chronic Cubicle Syndrome. Dogbert: Initially victims exhibit denial. Dilbert: But you have no proof. Dogbert: Oh, I have something much better than proof. Anecdotal evidence! Dogbert: Who do you think would be dumb enough to believe anecdotal evidence? Dogbert: I've narrowed my target market to... PEOPLE!

Season 2 / Episode 16: - The Fact Pointy-Haired Boss: Perhaps we need further research? Dilbert: Yes! Pointy-Haired Boss: Perhaps further study? Dilbert: Yes! Pointy-Haired Boss: Who's got time for that, you prig? No, we need to create some favorable facts first. Dilbert: Favorable facts? Pointy-Haired Boss: Yes. Favorable facts. The other kind are worthless. Wally: We could flip a coin. Pointy-Haired Boss: No, too risky. Loud Howard: We could test humans. That's always fun. Asok: What about monkeys? Or rabbits, or puppies? We've had some success hurting them in the past, haven't we? Alice: Dilbert could do some tests on mice. Mice are full of favorable facts. Pointy-Haired Boss: Very good. Mice it is. Dilbert: This is ridiculous, but at least that's vaguely scientific. I'll need a budget to get some mice. Pointy-Haired Boss: We're not PAYING for mice. Good God man the streets are full of them!

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