2x16 The Fact - Dilbert Episode Guide

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Dilbert

- Episode 02x16

Episode: 02x16
Title: The Fact
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 215
First Aired: Jul. 18, 2000

Season 2 » Episode #16 - The Fact

Summary: Dogbert writes a book about the made-up, "Chronic Cubicle Syndrome," called, "Chronic Cubicle Syndrome: If You Think You've Got It, You've Got It". It then becomes a best seller and is then classified as a real sickness. Then Dogbert makes a formula called, "Secret Juice Formula," and is suppose to stop the sickness. Dilbert tries to knock sense into everyone that the sickness is fake, but no one believes him.

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Season 2 / Episode 16: - The Fact

Dogbert: I have discovered a heretofore undiagnosed condition.
Dilbert: There is no such thing as Chronic Cubicle Syndrome.
Dogbert: Initially victims exhibit denial.
Dilbert: But you have no proof.
Dogbert: Oh, I have something much better than proof. Anecdotal evidence!
Dogbert: Who do you think would be dumb enough to believe anecdotal evidence?
Dogbert: I've narrowed my target market to... PEOPLE!

Season 2 / Episode 16: - The Fact

Pointy-Haired Boss: Perhaps we need further research?
Dilbert: Yes!
Pointy-Haired Boss: Perhaps further study?
Dilbert: Yes!
Pointy-Haired Boss: Who's got time for that, you prig? No, we need to create some favorable facts first.
Dilbert: Favorable facts?
Pointy-Haired Boss: Yes. Favorable facts. The other kind are worthless.
Wally: We could flip a coin.
Pointy-Haired Boss: No, too risky.
Loud Howard: We could test humans. That's always fun.
Asok: What about monkeys? Or rabbits, or puppies? We've had some success hurting them in the past, haven't we?
Alice: Dilbert could do some tests on mice. Mice are full of favorable facts.
Pointy-Haired Boss: Very good. Mice it is.
Dilbert: This is ridiculous, but at least that's vaguely scientific. I'll need a budget to get some mice.
Pointy-Haired Boss: We're not PAYING for mice. Good God man the streets are full of them!

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