2x01 The Gift - Dilbert Episode Guide

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- Episode 02x01

Episode: 02x01
Title: The Gift
Type: Regular Episode
Production Code: 201
First Aired: Nov. 02, 1999

Season 2 » Episode #01 - The Gift

Summary: Dilbert needs to find the perfect birthday gift for his mom. Since he can't find one at any store, out of desperation, he goes to the mall, one of his greatest fears. Dilbert has always feared the mall since he was little. He went with his father and was lost because his father was warped into an "All You Can Eat" buffet at one of the restaurants. Dilbert finds his dad in the end, but he won't budge, he's still hungry.

Who appeared in this episode?

Guest Stars:

Dadbert	voiced by Buck Henry
Russ Leatherman	voiced by Russ Leatherman
7 Of 9 Alarm Clock	voiced by Jeri Ryan

Episode Quotes

Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Gift

Alice: A gift certificate is completely different from cash.
Dilbert: No, it's not. They're both pieces of paper you can exchange for goods and services.
Alice: You're missing the point.
Dilbert: Actually, a gift certificate is worse than cash, because you can only use it in one place.
Wally: And it expires.
Alice: At least it shows some thought.
Dilbert: It shows defective thought. You're trading perfectly good money for something that does the same thing, only not as well.

Season 2 / Episode 1: - The Gift

Seven of Nine Alarm Clock: Get out of bed. Resistance is futile. Get up and assimilate the day. Get out of bed. Resistance is futile. Get up and assimilate the day.

Dilbert: I wonder if I could ever date a woman like Jeri Ryan.
Seven of Nine Alarm Clock: That too is futile.
Dilbert: Ok, that's enough out of you.
Seven of Nine Alarm Clock: Do not touch me.
Dilbert: Then how do I turn you off?
Seven of Nine Alarm Clock: Believe me, I am plenty turned off right now.
Dilbert: Clock-tease.

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