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 | Season 2 / Episode 17: - Ethics Alice: What's the old familiarity technique? Wally: It involves spending so much time with a woman that she gets used to your faults. It's like falling in love but without the expense. Dilbert: If I could have made this tobacco lobbyist spend enough time with me... Wally: ...while she was using you... Dilbert: ...then maybe, just maybe, the inertia would carry her beyond the point of being repulsed by my personality. Wally: Then one day if she breaks up with a socially functional boyfriend, she might be to emotionally crippled to date again. And there Dilbert will be. Alice: Why don't you just date a woman who respects you in the first place? Wally: You can do that? |
 | Season 2 / Episode 16: - The Fact Pointy-Haired Boss: Perhaps we need further research? Dilbert: Yes! Pointy-Haired Boss: Perhaps further study? Dilbert: Yes! Pointy-Haired Boss: Who's got time for that, you prig? No, we need to create some favorable facts first. Dilbert: Favorable facts? Pointy-Haired Boss: Yes. Favorable facts. The other kind are worthless. Wally: We could flip a coin. Pointy-Haired Boss: No, too risky. Loud Howard: We could test humans. That's always fun. Asok: What about monkeys? Or rabbits, or puppies? We've had some success hurting them in the past, haven't we? Alice: Dilbert could do some tests on mice. Mice are full of favorable facts. Pointy-Haired Boss: Very good. Mice it is. Dilbert: This is ridiculous, but at least that's vaguely scientific. I'll need a budget to get some mice. Pointy-Haired Boss: We're not PAYING for mice. Good God man the streets are full of them! |
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