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Pointy-Haired Boss Quotes

02x16 - The Fact Season 2 / Episode 16: - The Fact

Pointy-Haired Boss: Perhaps we need further research?
Dilbert: Yes!
Pointy-Haired Boss: Perhaps further study?
Dilbert: Yes!
Pointy-Haired Boss: Who's got time for that, you prig? No, we need to create some favorable facts first.
Dilbert: Favorable facts?
Pointy-Haired Boss: Yes. Favorable facts. The other kind are worthless.
Wally: We could flip a coin.
Pointy-Haired Boss: No, too risky.
Loud Howard: We could test humans. That's always fun.
Asok: What about monkeys? Or rabbits, or puppies? We've had some success hurting them in the past, haven't we?
Alice: Dilbert could do some tests on mice. Mice are full of favorable facts.
Pointy-Haired Boss: Very good. Mice it is.
Dilbert: This is ridiculous, but at least that's vaguely scientific. I'll need a budget to get some mice.
Pointy-Haired Boss: We're not PAYING for mice. Good God man the streets are full of them!
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Pointy-Haired Boss: And remember, money is no object... unless you intend to spend it.
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Pointy-Haired Boss: They say no man faces death wishing he'd spent more time at the office... I guess that makes me the first.
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Pointy-Haired Boss: Uh-oh, it's almost full. I need a new desk.
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Pointy-Haired Boss: I don't see anything that could stand in our way.
Dilbert: Sanity? Reality? The laws of physics?
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Pointy-Haired Boss: Everybody down, he's becoming disgruntled.
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Pointy-Haired Boss: Wally, I'll need to review the RFP for the BGA project before the IOC meeting.
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Pointy-Haired Boss: Save the technical mumbo-jumbo. I just want to know if it'll work.
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Pointy-Haired Boss: Dillbert! Are you listening?
Dilbert: Of course I am. I've learned how to multi-task.
Loud Howard: But men can't multi-task. Only women can multi-task.

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