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	Season 6 / Episode 1: - Mr. T and mr. t Mr. T: My first name's Mr. My middle name's that little dot. My last name's T!
	Season 5 / Episode 23: - Romeo and Juliet Arnold Jackson: [Arnold as "Romeo" in his school play] What thou talking about, Juliet?
	Season 5 / Episode 17: - The Bicycle Man (2) Dudley Ramsey: [after being molested by The Bicycle man] He touched me.
	Season 5 / Episode 17: - The Bicycle Man (2) Dudley Ramsey: He touched me.
	Season 5 / Episode 17: - The Bicycle Man (2) Mr. Horton: After the cartoon's over we'll play Neptune, King of the Sea. Dudley Ramsey: How do you play that? Mr. Horton: Well you know it takes a lot of water. Bath tub, rip in the shower. You're going to love it
	Season 4 / Episode 24: - The Music Man Arnold Jackson: Gladys Knight, eat your Pips out!
	Season 4 / Episode 19: - B.M.O.C. Arnold Jackson: Ahh, poor Willis. How could they turn down a guy as great as Willis thinks he is?
	Season 4 / Episode 7: - The Ski Weekend Kimberly Drummond: See that? You don't trust me! Philip Drummond: Okay, I'll drive you to the recruiting office. I was wrong to permit you to come up here in the first place. Kimberly Drummond: Only because you still think I'm a baby!
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - The Election Philip Drummond: [reading Willis' comment in the paper] If God had meant for us to smoke He would've given us chimneys on our faces instead of noses.
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - The Election Jerry Fuller: You can't do this to me. The election's only three weeks away, what'll I do for a candidate? Philip Drummond: Oh that'll be easy. You just find this Jewish fellow married to an Italian wife, and they adopt a couple of Puerto Rican and Chinese kids and just happen to have an elderly black housekeeper with an Irish boyfriend. [Adelaide and the kids come out and cheer him on] Willis Jackson: That's telling him, Dad. Adelaide Brubaker: I heard that over the hill remark, sonny!
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - The Election Arnold Jackson: We'll vote for you next year. Kimberly Drummond: Arnold, we're not old enough to vote. Arnold Jackson: Oh yeah? If you put all our ages together we're old enough to vote, have a beer, and see a dirty movie.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Adoption (1) Arnold Jackson: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Muhammed Arnold, the champ, that's me!
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Fight Philip Drummond: [after seeing Arnold's black eye from fighting with "The Gooch"] Arnold, I want to know. Did you go down there to talk or didn't you? Willis Jackson: All right, Mr. Drummond. Arnold went down there to talk with his fists. Arnold Jackson: And my fists had NOTHING to say!
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Fight Willis Jackson: [Arnold refuses to fight the school bully] Alright, Arnold. Then I'll just tell Mr. Drummond what a coward you are. He'll talk some sense into you. Think he wants a coward for a son? Arnold Jackson: Awww Willis, please don't say anything to him. Willis Jackson: Well, somebody's gotta make a man outta you. Arnold Jackson: What's the rush? I'm barely outta toilet-training.
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Spanking Willis Jackson: [Arnold has just dropped a water bomb from the balcony] See ya later! Arnold Jackson: Where ya goin'? Willis Jackson: Where you ain't! I don't wanna be around when they lay the charge on you. Arnold Jackson: What charge? Arnold Jackson: Assault with a wet weapon!
	Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Spanking Philip Drummond: [punishing Arnold] Arnold, I'm afraid there's just one solution. This calls for a spanking. Arnold Jackson: A spanking? There ain't enough for me to spank.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Movin' In Philip Drummond: [meeting the boys for the first time] Welcome, Gentlemen! Willis Jackson: [confused, looking behind them] You talking to US? Philip Drummond: Of course. Arnold Jackson: How 'bout that, Willis? Downtown 2 minutes and already we're gentlemen.
	Unknown Episode: Philip Drummond: I'm sorry, Mrs. Garrett. I didn't mean to startle you. Edna Garrett: Oh Mr. Drummond, it's very dangerous to sneak up behind me. I'm going to karate class, and I just got an 'A' in "kicking where it hurts".
	Unknown Episode: Arnold Jackson: Be careful with my goldfish. His name's Abraham. Philip Drummond: I've never seen a black goldfish before. Arnold Jackson: That's okay. He never saw a rich white man before either.
	Unknown Episode: Philip Drummond: Good morning, Arnold. Rise and shine! Arnold Jackson: Better not let Willis hear you say the word "shine". Back in Harlem, that's fightin' talk.
	Unknown Episode: Philip Drummond: Why are you still in bed, Arnold? Arnold Jackson: I'm studying. Philip Drummond: Superman is studying? Arnold Jackson: I'm too young for Wonderwoman.
	Unknown Episode: Philip Drummond: I'd better send for the limosine. Mother gets very impatient if she's kept waiting. I was born 3 days late. She didn't speak to me for a year.
	Unknown Episode: Willis Jackson: [Arnold refuses to fight the school bully] Alright, Arnold. Then I'll just tell Mr. Drummond what a coward you are. He'll talk some sense into you. Think he wants a coward for a son? Arnold Jackson: Awww Willis, please don't say anything to him. Willis Jackson: Well, somebody's gotta make a man outta you. Arnold Jackson: What's the rush? I'm barely outta toilet-training.
	Unknown Episode: Willis Jackson: [Mrs. Garrett catches the boys throwing punches] Uhhh, it's a new dance we're doing... It's called, ummm... The Punch Shuffle. Edna Garrett: Now if Mr. Drummond catches you practicing fighting, you're gonna switch from the Punch Shuffle to the Bruised Bottom Blues!
	Unknown Episode: Willis Jackson: Arnold's always under my feet. I'll never have any privacy until he gets married. Arnold Jackson: Married? On MY allowance?
	Unknown Episode: Kimberly Drummond: Well, well, if it isn't Sleeping Beauty. Willis Jackson: You mean Sleeping Ugly. Arnold Jackson: I owe you an insult!
	Unknown Episode: Jethro Simpson: Whatchoo talkin' bout, Arnold?
	Unknown Episode: Arnold Jackson: Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
	Unknown Episode: Willis Jackson: Oh no... Willis Jackson: [crying] Oh no... Willis Jackson: Look at me. Crying just like a kid. Philip Drummond: No. Crying just like a man.

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