Dexter's Laboratory Quotes

Dexter's Laboratory

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Dexter's Laboratory Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 39: - Ice Cream Scream Japanese Teacher: Oh dear! It seems your missiles are headed straight for Mt. Fujiyashiami, the very mountain that contains this demon, Badaxtra, a monster mutated by atomic science gone wrong, who is sealed away under the Earth by the daring and brilliant scientists of the 60's, but now I fear your missiles will surely awaken him and invite his terrible wrath!
	Season 2 / Episode 33: - The Justice Friends: Things That Go Bonk in the Night Dexter: [Talking about his bad day] Why isn't anything coming out right? Dexter: Why is this so hard? Dexter: If only I could reverse this.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Hunger Strikes Dee Dee: I'm Dee Dee, Dexter's older sister who two years ago crashed up in the volcano mountain race and was never heard from again except I was heard from again it's just that my dad likes to exaggerate and he got mad because I broke his car and he wouldn't let me race again except I had to race again it was in my blood so sometimes I stow away in my brother's trunk so I can be close to the action and sometimes I secretly race under the disguise of Racer D but I shouldn't have told you that... I've got a monkey!
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - Hamkocks and Armlocks Professor Hawk: [singing] Your brain is a creative computer/ All the answers in life are for you to find/ Use your brain as a creative computer/ And you will see the light/ Mother Nature and Father Time both rule the world together/ But if you take just a little time/ Prove them wrong and throw them out the window/ You are the one to make it happen/ You are the one to make all dreams come true! Your brain is a creative computer/ It's the nucleus of every man-made invention of today/ If you use it, then don't abuse it/ The universe is yours!
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - D & DD Dee Dee: [reading slowly] "Retxed?" What are you, an idiot? That's not your name! Dexter: It's backwards, dummy!
	Season 2 / Episode 6: - That Crazy Robot Mandark: I AM GONNA GET RID OF DEXTER a.k.a. DUMB SILLY POOPY TURD HEAD!
	Unknown Episode: Dee Dee: Dexter, what's wrong? Dexter: I have no friends, and I am totally unpopular. Dee Dee: Duh.
	Unknown Episode: Dee Dee: Dexter, what's wrong? Dexter: I have no friends, and I am totally unpopular. Dee Dee: Duh.
	Unknown Episode: Dad: Dexter, I am your father. Dexter: [Gasp] That's not possible! Oh wait, no, you are right.
	Unknown Episode: Dad: Dexter, I am your father. Dexter: [Gasp] That's not possible! Oh wait, no, you are right.
	Unknown Episode: Blue Falcon: Dyno-mutt has been dealt a devastating blow. Dexter: Sheesh, no kidding. Blue Falcon: I'm extremely wealthy. Dexter: Quickly, to the laboratory!
	Unknown Episode: Blue Falcon: Dyno-mutt has been dealt a devastating blow. Dexter: Sheesh, no kidding. Blue Falcon: I'm extremely wealthy. Dexter: Quickly, to the laboratory!
	Unknown Episode: Dexter: What do you want, woman?
	Unknown Episode: Dexter: What do you want, woman?
	Unknown Episode: Dexter: Dee Dee! I'm confused... Dee Dee: Good!
	Unknown Episode: Dexter: Dee Dee! I'm confused... Dee Dee: Good!
	Unknown Episode: Dee Dee: Oooh! What does THAT button do?
	Unknown Episode: Dee Dee: Oooh! What does THAT button do?
	Unknown Episode: Dexter: You are stupid! You are stupid! Oh, and don't forget, you are STUPID!
	Unknown Episode: Dexter: You are stupid! You are stupid! Oh, and don't forget, you are STUPID!
	Unknown Episode: Dee Dee: You know they're all going to go out eventually. Dexter: I know...
	Unknown Episode: Dee Dee: You know they're all going to go out eventually. Dexter: I know...
	Unknown Episode: Mandark: Please, sir, call me... MANDARK!
	Unknown Episode: Mandark: Please, sir, call me... MANDARK!
	Unknown Episode: Mandark: Yes, Dexter, I can read your thoughts, and I am smarter than you.
	Unknown Episode: Mandark: Yes, Dexter, I can read your thoughts, and I am smarter than you.
	Unknown Episode: Mandark: Please, oh please, set me up on a date with that golden-haired angel who graces our undeserving school with her infinite beauty! Dexter's Concience #1: No way! You don't owe that jerk any favors! Dexter's Concience #2: That's right! He made you shut down your lab! Dexter's Concience #3: He's right! Dexter's Concience #4: Yeah! Dexter's Concience #5: And besides, Dee Dee is hyper and uncontrollable, and she might wreck Mandark's Labor... [Dexter and his conciences all develop an evil grin]
	Unknown Episode: Mandark: Please, oh please, set me up on a date with that golden-haired angel who graces our undeserving school with her infinite beauty! Dexter's Concience #1: No way! You don't owe that jerk any favors! Dexter's Concience #2: That's right! He made you shut down your lab! Dexter's Concience #3: He's right! Dexter's Concience #4: Yeah! Dexter's Concience #5: And besides, Dee Dee is hyper and uncontrollable, and she might wreck Mandark's Labor... [Dexter and his conciences all develop an evil grin]
	Unknown Episode: Mandark: So, Dee Dee... I heard from a very reliable source that you... like... to... DANCE!
	Unknown Episode: Mandark: So, Dee Dee... I heard from a very reliable source that you... like... to... DANCE!

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