Lt. Maria Laguerta

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Lauren Vélez
Born in Brooklyn and raised in Queens, New York among eight siblings including her twin sister Lorraine, ...

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Lt. Maria Laguerta Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 7: - That Night, A Forest Grew Lt. Maria Laguerta: Now I'm on the line, so if you bully Dexter in any way, if you even look at him wrong, I will not be responsible for the fallout. You got it? Sergeant Doakes: I got it. Sergeant Doakes: [after a pause] You're backing the fucking freaktard.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - That Night, A Forest Grew Lt. Maria Laguerta: You and Dexter resolve your issues? Sergeant Doakes: As far as I'm concerned. Why? The bitch come crying to you again? Lt. Maria Laguerta: No. There's blood work to be done here, and if you can't control yourself, I need to call in another detective. Sergeant Doakes: I won't say anything to hurt the little girl's feelings. Lt. Maria Laguerta: God damn it, James, I'm not joking. Sergeant Doakes: Do I look like I'm laughing? Lt. Maria Laguerta: No. You don't. I wish you would. You used to. Sergeant Doakes: Bullshit. I never laughed.
	Season 2 / Episode 3: - An Inconvenient Lie Vince Masuka: [watching Pascal on TV] The boss' sweater melons look bigger on TV. Lt. Maria Laguerta: The operative word is "boss". Show some respect. Vince Masuka: I thought I was.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Seeing Red Dexter Morgan: That leaves only one set of footprints unaccounted for, the killers. This shows everywhere he went in the room. The question is: Why? Lt. Maria Laguerta: Wait, hold on. Am I missing something? Where are the victim's footprints? Dexter Morgan: Give that lady a lollipop!
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Crocodile Debra Morgan: Watching ice melt, this is fun. Vince Masuka: Stand a little closer, Morgan, and I'll melt your heart. Angel Batista: I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! Dexter Morgan: Huh? Vince Masuka: Yo, I was talking to Morgan the sister. Vince Masuka only swings one way. Debra Morgan: Yeah, from vine to vine... Lt. Maria Laguerta: Enough! Glad to see the sexual harassment seminar really paid off.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Dexter Lt. Maria Laguerta: So then he must have already had the head with him in the front seat. Huh, that's weird. Why would he keep it there? Dexter Morgan: I don't know. So he could use a carpool lane

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