Tom Scavo: [Tom and Lynette are having dinner with Gabby and Carlos Tom has just found out Carlos saw Lynette naked after she tripped and fell in the shower] What's going on here?
Gabrielle Solis: Lynette was taking a shower and Carlos came by to drive her to work she tripped and fell and he helped her.
Lynette Scavo: You told her? I asked you no to.
Carlos Solis: She's my wife I tell her everything.
Tom Scavo: Well you hear that Lynette? They tell each other everything, that way they know that they're not hiding anything.
Lynette Scavo: I was just afraid you'd overreact! Like you're doing right now.
Tom Scavo: Full disclosure Lynette! That's what a marriage is about!
Gabrielle Solis: So I guess you disclosed your little "friendship" with Patty Rizzo?
Lynette Scavo: What little friendship?
Tom Scavo: You know what I think this is gorgenzola.
Lynette Scavo: Tom?
Tom Scavo: Patty gave me a ride home and for some reason Gabby's making a big deal about it.
Lynette Scavo: Because it's Patty Rizzo, she's a total slut. You should be on antibiotics just for sitting in her car!
Gabrielle Solis: Exactly!
Carlos Solis: Stay out of this Gabby you've done enough damage!
Gabrielle Solis: Hey don't snap at me! Lynette's my friend and I was just watching her back!
Tom Scavo: While your husband was watching her back!
Lynette Scavo: Drop it Tom! We'll continue this at home!
Gabrielle Solis: If you have a shower at the office, how come you come home smelling so bad?
Carlos Solis: I don't know... Why does lamb tat like sawdust?

Susan Mayer: [Susan thinks that Dave is suicidal] I will be back after work, to check on you. But until then here's the phone, in case you wanna order chinese, or call a hotline or something.

Tom Scavo: Wait you just took a shower, where?
Lynette Scavo: At work.
Tom Scavo: Didn't know you had a shower there.
Lynette Scavo: I don't, Carlos does.
Tom Scavo: So you went into Carlos' office stripped naked and took a shower?
Lynette Scavo: No I went into Carlos' "bathroom" closed the door then stripped naked and took a shower.
Tom Scavo: I'm not comfortable with this. What if he walked in?
Lynette Scavo: Then maybe I'd get that raise I've been asking for.
Tom Scavo: This isn't funny. You already spend 16 hours a day with the guy and now I find out that some of those hours you are naked and wet!
Lynette Scavo: Hours? It was two minutes. It's not like I'm lighting candles and playing Berry White.
Tom Scavo: I don't care I want it to stop.
Lynette Scavo: Fine... I should've just had sex I'd be asleep by now.

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