5x14 Mama Spent Money When She Had None
First Aired: Feb. 08, 2009 on ABC
Summary: Susan is envious when she discovers Mike has bought Katherine new pearls and when Mike says he can't afford to pay for M.J.'s private school, she steals Katherine's pearls. Bree reaps the rewards of her book, so she buys a car. Lynette and Tom have a fire sale for their pizzeria as they are…
Main Characters in this Episode
Susan Mayer: [Susan grabs hold of the towel] Pearls or towel, you decide.
Katherine Mayfair: You wouldn't dare!
Susan Mayer: I have been naked once on this street. It would be nice to take the heat off that story.
Katherine Mayfair: Have you lost your mind?
Susan Mayer: Mike said he can't afford to pay for MJ's private school, now I know why! He wants to see his girlfriend wearing pearls when she flashes him!
Katherine Mayfair: He wouldn't pay for MJ's school?
Susan Mayer: No. So, I was gonna take these and sell them to try to pay for it and now that I'm saying it out loud, I hear how stupid that sounds.
Katherine Mayfair: I can't believe Mike would do that.
Susan Mayer: Well... he did.
Parker Scavo: [Smiling, waves to them] Hey Mrs. Mayfair, it's nice to see you.