Susan Mayer

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Teri Hatcher
Born and raised in the San Francisco Bay Area, Teri Hatcher began studying acting at the American Conservatory ...

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Season 4, Episode 17	Season 5, Episode 10
Season 1, Episode 01	Season 2, Episode 20

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Season 1 / Episode 1: - Original Pilot (unaired)

Susan Mayer: I mean, of all people, did he have to bang his secretary? I had that woman over for lunch.
Gabrielle Solis: It's like my grandmother always said: An erect penis doesn't have a conscience.
Lynette: Even the limp ones aren't that ethical.

Season 1 / Episode 3: - Pretty Little Picture

Mary Alice Young: [narrating voice over] As the sun slowly settled on Wisteria Lane, an unsettled Susan racked her brain to find a way into her own house.

Mary Alice Young: [narrating voice over] Lying naked in her shrubs, it occurred to Susan that this could be the most humiliating moment of her life. [Mike walks by and notices her naked in the shrubs]
Mike Delfino: Susan?
Mary Alice Young: [narrating voice over] She was wrong.
Mike Delfino: [averting his eyes and grinning] Uh...whatcha' doing?
Susan Mayer: Locked myself out...naked.
Mike Delfino: Oh.
Susan Mayer: And then I fell. [crosses her legs] So how are you?
Mike Delfino: Good, good. I just got back. I've been gone all day, and I got your message about dinner, and, um, I would love to come if the invite still stands.
Susan Mayer: It's a date.
Mike Delfino: Alright, I um, assume the dress is, uh, casual.
Susan Mayer: Yeah, it's...it's casual. [Mike nods, grinning as he walks off. Susan squeals and covers herself with the plants]

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