04x02 - Ghost in the Machine (2) Season 4 / Episode 2: - Ghost in the Machine (2)

Spinner: What are you doing?
Paige: What do you mean?
Spinner: Paige!
Paige: What? I'm easy! Everyone knows it. The judge, my mother, now you! Like Dean... just get me alone, do whatever you want. No one will stop you. What? You don't want me?
Spinner: Not right now, no.
Paige: Cause Dean got there first?
Spinner: You have to let that go!
Paige: You want me to just let it go? Like someone was rude or stole my seat at lunch.
Spinner: No, that's not what I... I just, I want my girlfriend back. I want Paige back.
Paige: You don't even know her.
Spinner: That's stupid.
Paige: The truth? Paige went upstairs that night. She never came back.
04x01 - Ghost in the Machine (1) Season 4 / Episode 1: - Ghost in the Machine (1)

Lawyer: How many men have you had sex with, Ms. Michealchuk?
Prosecutor: Objection!
Paige: [defiantly] Actually, I'd like to answer that. That was my only time. And I wouldn't choose to lose my virginity upstairs, at a house party, with a guy I'd known for an hour.
03x22 - The Power Of Love Season 3 / Episode 22: - The Power Of Love

Hazel: Brooks, what's the problem?
Jimmy: Let's see. I'm wearing a Sari, our limo driver just got arrested, and the school almost burned down.
03x19 - It's Raining Men Season 3 / Episode 19: - It's Raining Men

Dylan: [Spinner hugs him] What is this, hug the homo day?
03x19 - It's Raining Men Season 3 / Episode 19: - It's Raining Men

JT: I'd really like it if you came.
Manny: Me too. But I can't.
JT: Why? Just tell me.
Manny: At school, when people talk about me... I walk. At a party, I'm stuck.
JT: Well, what if I told you that I wouldn't let anyone say anything about you?
03x19 - It's Raining Men Season 3 / Episode 19: - It's Raining Men

Dylan: I just wanted to tell you that there's someone I like.
Marco: I understand, I'm too young, too short, too girly...
Dylan: And way too hard on yourself.
Marco: Are you messing with me?
Dylan: Guilty as charged.
03x19 - It's Raining Men Season 3 / Episode 19: - It's Raining Men

Marco: Spin, I hate bees. They're like flying death monkeys.
03x19 - It's Raining Men Season 3 / Episode 19: - It's Raining Men

Spinner: Ok I guess it's straight eye for the gay guy. Ok... this... Enrique called. He wants his shirt back.


Spinner: This, what is this? this is like the whole Oliver Twist thing.


Spinner: Please sir, do not wear this. You'll look like an idiot.


Spinner: This... what are you doing? Wrestling cattle?


Marco: Do not throw that.
03x19 - It's Raining Men Season 3 / Episode 19: - It's Raining Men

Spinner: Yeah, um, listen... I need to talk to you about your little friend Tommy boy... okay on the down low... the dude's got scabies.
Dylan: What?
Spinner: I saw him in the shower... it's sick... disgusting.
03x19 - It's Raining Men Season 3 / Episode 19: - It's Raining Men

Jay Hogart: [after seeing JT's commercial] Where's your dog, dog?
Sean Cameron: Has he been getting up in your fries?
03x18 - Rock and Roll High School Season 3 / Episode 18: - Rock and Roll High School

Ashley: [performing with Hell Hath No Fury at the Battle of the Bands competition] This song is the prize for breaking my heart / Should of written these words to you right from the start / You say it doesn't matter, how it's all in the past / My pain doesn't show, it's disguised by this mask / I can't pretend to forgive and forget / Gonna make the day you met me, a day you'll regret / 'Cause you're the dust in my eye / You're the rock in my shoe / Yeah, you lie, lie, lie / Better watch what you say, 'cause I'm on to you / Mr. Nice Guy, whoa, Mr. Nice Guy / You're so nice.
03x18 - Rock and Roll High School Season 3 / Episode 18: - Rock and Roll High School

Craig: Ash, I swear, if you play that song in the competition, I'll...
Ashley: Have sex with MORE grade 9's?
Archie 'Snake' Simpson: Guys, settle down, please?
Craig: If you weren't such a prude, I'd NEVER have been with Manny
Ashley: [mocking him] Oh, but, I thought you loved her.
Craig: Oh, you know what? Go...
Archie 'Snake' Simpson: One more word, double homework!
03x18 - Rock and Roll High School Season 3 / Episode 18: - Rock and Roll High School

Jimmy: [rapping] Our homey is a player / That is all / So why'd you have to go and kick his
Spinner: [rapping] Ball and chain / Ain't that your name / 'Cause you're a playa hater and that's a shame
Jimmy: And chicks like you ain't worth too much
Spinner: So shut up girl and
Jimmy, Spinner: Make my lunch / Yeah!
03x18 - Rock and Roll High School Season 3 / Episode 18: - Rock and Roll High School

Craig: [after hearing Spinner and Jimmy's rap] That rap will never leave the garage.
03x18 - Rock and Roll High School Season 3 / Episode 18: - Rock and Roll High School

Craig: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'M SORRY! How many times do I have to say it?
Ashley: Until you mean it.
03x18 - Rock and Roll High School Season 3 / Episode 18: - Rock and Roll High School

Craig: [performing with Downtown Sasquatch at the Battle of the Bands] I don't know if you'll forgive me / For being so blind / To how you felt / Don't ask me why I couldn't see it / That'd take me years to figure out / And that's not something I know much about / But there's only one way to find out / Yeah, yeah, yeah / What I know is that I've hurt you, oh / What I know is that I suck / And what I know is that I'm sorry / What I know is that I'm a loser, yeah / What I know is I screwed up / And then I never earned your trust / And what I know is that everything I touch just turns to dust
03x18 - Rock and Roll High School Season 3 / Episode 18: - Rock and Roll High School

Ashley: [after hearing Craig's song] Nice lyrics. They were just right.
03x17 - Don't Dream It's Over Season 3 / Episode 17: - Don't Dream It's Over

Rick Murray: She called me a psycho.
Terri: That's just Paige being Paige.
Rick Murray: And that makes it okay? My feelings mean nothing to you?
Terri: Woah. Rick....
Rick Murray: Don't you dare choose Paige over me again! Don't you DARE.
03x16 - Take On Me Season 3 / Episode 16: - Take On Me

Toby: He scores... scores again that is... wait until I tell JT - he'll be so jealous.
Hazel: No, because you're not telling him.
Sean Cameron: Why? It's just some stupid dare.
Jimmy: Because she's too embarrassed to tell anyone she macked a total geek... even as a dare.
Sean Cameron: That's great, Hazel... very evolved.
Hazel: Hey, I don't make the rules.
Sean Cameron: No, you just follow them.
03x16 - Take On Me Season 3 / Episode 16: - Take On Me

Jimmy: Hey Sean, do that impression of Raditch again.
Sean Cameron: It's a swiss ball!
03x16 - Take On Me Season 3 / Episode 16: - Take On Me

Ellie: I didn't know the school had an elevator!
Jimmy: I didn't know we even had a basement!
03x16 - Take On Me Season 3 / Episode 16: - Take On Me

Jimmy: I dare you to kiss Toby.
Toby, Hazel: Jimmy!
Sean Cameron: On the lips! Like you mean it!
03x16 - Take On Me Season 3 / Episode 16: - Take On Me

Principal Daniel Raditch: [after being caught working out] It's a Swiss ball... from Switzerland!
03x16 - Take On Me Season 3 / Episode 16: - Take On Me

Hazel: Why do you think I'm here?
Toby: Because your shoes didn't match your purse?
03x15 - Accidents Will Happen (2) Season 3 / Episode 15: - Accidents Will Happen (2)

Craig: [Craig tries to give Manny a hug] There she is!
Manny: Don't, Craig.
Craig: What's the matter?
Manny: I can't do this... I thought I could, but having a baby now...
Craig: You're not making any sense.
Manny: Someday, you're gonna be a great dad. And someday, I hope I'll be a mom, but now... now isn't someday yet.


Craig: [Craig runs after her] "No! No, you're not. Manny,


Craig: stop! No I won't let you!"


Manny: No!
Emma: [Emma comes] Craig!
Craig: Emma! You butt out! What she's doing is wrong!
Emma: I agree with you, okay? If she was just some stranger I'd be *furious* with her but, she's my friend and it's her choice.
Craig: But it's my baby!
Emma: And it's Manny's body! What about her?
Manny: I just... I can't.
03x15 - Accidents Will Happen (2) Season 3 / Episode 15: - Accidents Will Happen (2)

Craig: [through the baby monitor] Ew! I'm not touching that!
Manny: You have to wipe it!
Craig: But... it's green!
Manny: You shouldn't hold him like that until his diaper is...
Craig: Oh, no! Oh, nooooo! Oh, no-no-no-no-no! Ohhhhhhh! Crap!
03x15 - Accidents Will Happen (2) Season 3 / Episode 15: - Accidents Will Happen (2)

Craig: Have you seen Manny?
Spinner: No, uh, seat's open though. Can I ask you a question dude?
Craig: Sure.
Spinner: [smacks Craig] Are you on crack?
Craig: Ow! What was that for?
Spinner: Dude, you got a girl pregnant and you're just walking around like lalala gonna be a dad no shlabooggle.
Craig: No, I'm not.
Spinner: Where's you're future dude? I mean no keg parties, no Spring Break in Florida...
Craig: For once I want to do the right thing, ya know?
Craig: But you don't have to keep the kid. There are other things you can do.
Craig: This is what I want to do Spin. You don't get it.
Spinner: No I don't. At all.
Craig: You got a family, alright? I just stay at some guy's house. But Manny and the baby... they're mine. They're for me.
03x15 - Accidents Will Happen (2) Season 3 / Episode 15: - Accidents Will Happen (2)

Liberty: [in her '50s outfit] Hey Sean, what do you say we ditch school and go chill in the ravine?
Sean Cameron: Liberty...
Liberty: I can get us a five-finger discount on a pack of smokes.
Jay Hogart: [laughs] A five-finger discount?
Liberty: Oh I'm edgy, I'm on fire.
Sean Cameron: Liberty, you're about as edgy as a butter knife.
03x15 - Accidents Will Happen (2) Season 3 / Episode 15: - Accidents Will Happen (2)

Ashley: What you reading guys?


Ashley: So you need a name...
Ashley: Hey everybody these two have an announcement to make guys! Guys aww... they're too modest. So I'll help spread the joy. These two idiots are pregnant. That's right cause its way to difficult to use a condom! I cant believe you slept with her.
03x14 - Accidents Will Happen (1) Season 3 / Episode 14: - Accidents Will Happen (1)

Paige: Ask questions first. Get naked later.