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Degrassi: The Next Generation (CA)
 | Season 11 / Episode 14: - U Don't Know (1) Eli Goldsworthy: [Paraphrasing Churchill's quote] Clare Edwards is a riddle wrapped up inside a mystery and stuffed in an enigma. Imogen Moreno: She sounds like a burrito... and now I'm hungry. |
 | Season 10 / Episode 37: - Jesus, Etc. (1) K.C. Guthrie: [to Jenna] You're way too wound up right now. You're gonna have a heart attack before the fourth trimester. |
 | Season 9 / Episode 16: - Why Can't This Be Love? (2) Sav Bhandari: This is not the pill I had in mind in the limo. Anya MacPherson: I know... maybe we don't need it. It was the worst time in my cycle... Sav Bhandari: Cycle, shmycyle this pill only works for up to 72-hours after sex. Anya MacPherson: It can make me barf for days... Sav Bhandari: You know what barfs for months? A baby. |
 | Season 7 / Episode 20: - Ladies Night Holly J. Sinclair: Anya, Anya, Anya... you still raised tons of money, I heard Craig say you did a good job, and the Horribles still sang songs about you. Anya MacPherson: [Crying] This isn't a joke! All I did was try and I wanted to accomplish something and to feel good for a change! Holly J. Sinclair: I didn't know you felt bad. Anya MacPherson: Well I do, all the time, and it's because of you. You can't stand to see me happy. Why do you hate me so much? Holly J. Sinclair: I don't! You're my best friend! Anya MacPherson: Then why do you treat me like dirt? Holly J. Sinclair: Because you let me. [Walks off] |
 | Season 7 / Episode 16: - Sweet Child O' Mine Holly J. Sinclair: Newsflash, Mama Mia. Choosey went out the window when your water broke. |
 | Season 7 / Episode 12: - Live to Tell Manny: Every girl is entitled to a secret...two...or three |
 | Season 6 / Episode 17: - Sunglasses at Night Jay Hogart: Yo gangstas! What's the haps? Gavin 'Spinner' Mason: Just celebrating Marco's big online poker score. Jay Hogart: You must be quite the shark Del Rossi. Marco Del Rossi: Well, I used to play with my boyfriend. Jay Hogart: Yes. You're gay. Super. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 11: - Rock This Town JT: [his last words] You guys slay me with your humor. |
| Season 6 / Episode 11: - Rock This Town Manny: Does Mexico know you've taken all their Tequila? |
 | Season 6 / Episode 4: - Can't Hardly Wait Manny: Whatever happened to the "Zero Tolerance O' Sean' policy? Emma: You were worried about him too. Manny: Still am but I'm also worried about my best friend who's being an emotional ping-pong ball. Sean, Peter, Peter, Sean - Emma: I'M NOT! |
| Season 6 / Episode 4: - Can't Hardly Wait Emma: [speaking to Manny] Where's my lucky bra?! The one that gives me 'Manny' boobs! |
 | Season 6 / Episode 3: - True Colours Jimmy: We are guys. Ergo we don't talk about our sex lives. Spinner: Well, hair grow, at least you have something to not talk about. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 1: - Here Comes Your Man (1) Sean Cameron: It's just a little fun. What'chu got against that? Emma Nelson: Nothing! I'm all about fun! I love fun! In fact, if fun were people, I would be China. |
| Season 6 / Episode 1: - Here Comes Your Man (1) Mr. Del Rossi: My back! It's thrown! Just leave me Marco, pretend I'm not here. Marco Del Rossi: Pretend there's not a 200-pound Italian man lying on my floor? |
 | Season 5 / Episode 19: - High Fidelity (2) Emma: Manny, that was awesome. Don't forget us when you're on Broadway! [hugs Manny] Peter: [hands Manny a tape] Show your agent. Maybe it'll help you get there. Manny: You taped it? Peter: Yeah. I used my powers for good this time! Manny: Thank you! [hugs Emma again] |
| Season 5 / Episode 19: - High Fidelity (2) Emma: Manny, that was awesome. Don't forget us when you're on Broadway! Peter: [hands Manny a tape] Show your agent. Maybe it'll help you get there. Manny: You taped it? Peter: Yeah. I used my powers for good this time! |
| Season 5 / Episode 19: - High Fidelity (2) Archie 'Snake' Simpson: [morning after Paige has slept with Spinner, she is peppy] Wow, Paige, I hope we each get some of what's gotten into you! Paige: I'm not sure that's advisable, Mr. Simpson... |
 | Season 5 / Episode 18: - High Fidelity (1) Marco: Woah, Spin. You look like you lived through a country song. Spinner: My dog is fine. The truck runs too. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 17: - Total Eclipse of the Heart Paige: Just wait til university. According to Dylan, it only gets harder. Marco: Dylan? How is the satan child anyway? Ellie: Question- who's still bitter over last year? Answer- Marco Del Rossi. Marco: Stop. I am so over that guy. I've already forgotten who we're talking about. Alex: Good. So then lets talk about stalker boy, Tim. Your lovesick shadow. |
| Season 5 / Episode 17: - Total Eclipse of the Heart Manny: Are you coo coo bananas? |
 | Season 5 / Episode 16: - Our Lips Are Sealed (2) Hazel: Paige isn't talking to me. Alex: Me neither. Hazel: Well, I happen to be upset about it. Alex: So do. I have feelings, you know. Hazel: And when Paige gets upset... Alex: Tell me about it! Shes the most stubbornest person I ever knew. Hazel: Oh, me too! And if you really want to know how bad a freeze out can get, phone Ashley Kerwin up! |
| Season 5 / Episode 16: - Our Lips Are Sealed (2) Christine 'Spike' Nelson: You're not going anywhere. Emma: But it was just a panic attack. Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Brought on by starvation. A psychiatrist is coming to talk to you and she might diagnose you as anorexic. Emma: I want to go home. Christine 'Spike' Nelson: Honey, you can't. You just can't. Manny: Em, you have to stop. You have to stop or you're gonna die. You can't do that to me. Emma: No one's gonna die, okay? I'm gonna try to beat this, Manny. I am. I'm gonna try to beat this. |
| Season 5 / Episode 16: - Our Lips Are Sealed (2) Hazel: I shouldn't have dived over the counter for that whipped cream canister. Alex: If only those German tourists hadn't gotten in the way! |
 | Season 5 / Episode 15: - Our Lips Are Sealed (1) Manny: My thighs are an epidemic and they're taking over the WORLD! |
 | Season 5 / Episode 14: - I Against I Spinner: Girls, could I interest you in this interesting pamphlet about Jesus? Paige: Spin, may I suggest methadone to uh, kick the Christian habit? Spinner: Its not a habit, Paige. Its for life and beyond. |
| Season 5 / Episode 14: - I Against I Ellie: Okay, I cannot believe Friendship Club brainwashed Spinner! Jimmy: Theres not much brain to wash. |
| Season 5 / Episode 14: - I Against I Emma: Today I need all the help I can get. It was supposed to be Mom's third wedding anniversary, but I've got a surprise later thats really gonna make her happy. Manny: Male strippers dropping it like its hot? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Emma: Okay Manny, I think removing you from public is a good idea for us all. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 13: - Together Forever Alex: And upon hearing the word boring, Hazel magically appears... |
 | Season 5 / Episode 10: - Redemption Song Darcy: Jay? They let you out on parole? Jay Hogart: I'm off on good behavior. Oh hey, Nuns-R-Us is having a black and white sale, you should really check that out. Spinner: Funny. You guys always have to do this? |
| Season 5 / Episode 10: - Redemption Song Spinner: It's about time buddy, let's go. Jay Hogart: looking at the girls in bathing suits a a campout "Sweet mother Mary, who knew Christian girls could be so hot?" Spinner: Yeah, but trust me, this place is no party. Jay Hogart: Not yet. Spinner: No, no, no, what are you doing? Jay Hogart: I just drove two hours for you. At least let me join your Christian friends for a tasty hotdog or a cool, refreshing beverage. Spinner: One hotdog, the beer stays in the car, your mouth stays shut and something else stays in your pants. Clear? Jay Hogart: I don't know. Let me pray on it. |
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