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1x09 Sunday Mornings
First Aired: Aug. 22, 2003 on Showtime
Summary: Being dead hasn't changed the fact that George is till learning in many ways. This becomes very apparent when an assignment leads her to a college campus and into a friendship with a co-ed. One who has a fascination for a literature professor...who just happens to be George's dad. Sitting… |
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Episode Quotes
Roxy Harvey: I didn't know you smoked a pipe.
Rube Sofer: You need to fix this.
Roxy Harvey: He put his hands on me.
Rube Sofer: Last time I checked, being pissed off wasn't enough of a reason to remove a person's soul from their body. Don't do that again.
Roxy Harvey: I didn't know he'd turn into a nutball.
Rube Sofer: Well, how would you have responded, Roxy? God appeared to the man.
Roxy Harvey: I wouldn't be making up words and shit.
Rube Sofer: He's creating a mythology to take back to his people. Joseph Smith had the same thing happened to him and now the Mormons have a monopoly on the hotel industry.
Roxy Harvey: This is nothing.
Rube Sofer: A hundred years from now, people will have little plastic meter maids with bobbing heads hanging from their rearview mirrors.
Roxy Harvey: What do you want me to do.
Rube Sofer: It's about restoring the status quo. The guy wasn't supposed to get enlightened, he was supposed to get a parking ticket. You've got to turn him back into a prick. If you ever take someone's soul again without first having a post-it, I gonna break this pipe off in your ass.
Rube Sofer: You need to fix this.
Roxy Harvey: He put his hands on me.
Rube Sofer: Last time I checked, being pissed off wasn't enough of a reason to remove a person's soul from their body. Don't do that again.
Roxy Harvey: I didn't know he'd turn into a nutball.
Rube Sofer: Well, how would you have responded, Roxy? God appeared to the man.
Roxy Harvey: I wouldn't be making up words and shit.
Rube Sofer: He's creating a mythology to take back to his people. Joseph Smith had the same thing happened to him and now the Mormons have a monopoly on the hotel industry.
Roxy Harvey: This is nothing.
Rube Sofer: A hundred years from now, people will have little plastic meter maids with bobbing heads hanging from their rearview mirrors.
Roxy Harvey: What do you want me to do.
Rube Sofer: It's about restoring the status quo. The guy wasn't supposed to get enlightened, he was supposed to get a parking ticket. You've got to turn him back into a prick. If you ever take someone's soul again without first having a post-it, I gonna break this pipe off in your ass.
Daisy Adair: [Seeing Mason in a nice suit] Mason, you look stunning. Wait, wait, I'm getting the image of a naked Jehovah's Witness, bleeding by a dumpster somewhere.
Roxy Harvey: I had your car towed. It's going to cost you $375 to get it back, plus all the tickets. And they busted your door trying to get in, so you can kiss your car radio goodbye.
Chuck: You're a vengeful God.
Roxy Harvey: I can appreciate that you think you had some king of revelation, but I am just a meter maid and you are just a dumbass redneck. That's who we are. So we can forget all this bullshit and just get on with it. [a young man walks by wearing a meter maid's cap and carrying a parking meter] Who is this?
Chuck: This is Jason. I told him about the Hagelblass and he's begun his conversion, haven't you buddy?
Roxy Harvey: Could you give us a minute, Jason?
Chuck: Go on.
Roxy Harvey: Fuck off, will you? [Jason walks off]
Chuck: I know you do this to make me stronger. I know it.
Roxy Harvey: Chucky, I want you to listen to me, okay? God made a mistake. He wants you to go back to the way you were. God wants you to be an asshole. So you can forget all this Haggleblassen, okay? He wants you to be your old, jackass self again.
Chuck: This is a test. There's nothing that you could do to make me go back to my old self. [Roxy grabs Chuck's balls and squeezes until he goes berserk] Ahh! Fuck!
Roxy Harvey: That's what I'm talking about. What's my name?
Chuck: Fat-ass bitch!
Roxy Harvey: Yes! That's who you are, baby!
Chuck: You're a vengeful God.
Roxy Harvey: I can appreciate that you think you had some king of revelation, but I am just a meter maid and you are just a dumbass redneck. That's who we are. So we can forget all this bullshit and just get on with it. [a young man walks by wearing a meter maid's cap and carrying a parking meter] Who is this?
Chuck: This is Jason. I told him about the Hagelblass and he's begun his conversion, haven't you buddy?
Roxy Harvey: Could you give us a minute, Jason?
Chuck: Go on.
Roxy Harvey: Fuck off, will you? [Jason walks off]
Chuck: I know you do this to make me stronger. I know it.
Roxy Harvey: Chucky, I want you to listen to me, okay? God made a mistake. He wants you to go back to the way you were. God wants you to be an asshole. So you can forget all this Haggleblassen, okay? He wants you to be your old, jackass self again.
Chuck: This is a test. There's nothing that you could do to make me go back to my old self. [Roxy grabs Chuck's balls and squeezes until he goes berserk] Ahh! Fuck!
Roxy Harvey: That's what I'm talking about. What's my name?
Chuck: Fat-ass bitch!
Roxy Harvey: Yes! That's who you are, baby!
Mistakes/Goofs
- Goof (continuity error): After Georgia and Charlotte leave, Mason and Daisy have a conversation about Charlotte. From shots in the hallway Mason is turned slightly away from the door with his tie in his jacket. In shots from inside the room Mason is turned toward the doorway with his tie hanging out of his jacket.
- Goof (continuity error): Position of homeless guy behind Roxy.
Trivia
- The previous installment of this series was entitled "A Cook" after character Angus Cook (John Kapelos), a chef at Der Waffle House. The primary guest star of "Sunday Mornings" is actress A.J. Cook.
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