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Rube Sofer Quotes
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 5: - Hurry Rube Sofer: I have a question for you. Is everyone in this line an asshole? Cutting Woman: Eh, excuse me? Rube Sofer: Is everyone you just cut in front of an asshole? Cutting Woman: Eh, no. Rube Sofer: So it's just you then. Cutting Woman: I have children in the car. Rube Sofer: I have a cake in the oven. He's got three minutes left on the meter, she's got a lunch meeting. We all have a finite amount of time. Now get in the back of the line. And don't use your children like that - it's shameful. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 1: - Send in the Clown Daisy Adair: These are all at the Farmer's Market in exactly 27 minutes. I smell a disaster. Mason: No, five deaths is not a disaster. George: How many deaths is a disaster? Mason: More than five. Five's bullshit. George: How many? Mason: 16-20 is a disaster. 21 and up: catastrophe. 8-15 is a calamity. Rube Sofer: Seven and under? Mason: That's a crying shame. |
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