[No description found for this character]
Rube Sofer Quotes
|Season 2 / Episode 5: - Hurry|
Rube Sofer: I have a question for you. Is everyone in this line an asshole?
Cutting Woman: Eh, excuse me?
Rube Sofer: Is everyone you just cut in front of an asshole?
Cutting Woman: Eh, no.
Rube Sofer: So it's just you then.
Cutting Woman: I have children in the car.
Rube Sofer: I have a cake in the oven. He's got three minutes left on the meter, she's got a lunch meeting. We all have a finite amount of time. Now get in the back of the line. And don't use your children like that - it's shameful.
|Season 2 / Episode 1: - Send in the Clown|
Daisy Adair: These are all at the Farmer's Market in exactly 27 minutes. I smell a disaster.
Mason: No, five deaths is not a disaster.
George: How many deaths is a disaster?
Mason: More than five. Five's bullshit.
George: How many?
Mason: 16-20 is a disaster. 21 and up: catastrophe. 8-15 is a calamity.
Rube Sofer: Seven and under?
Mason: That's a crying shame.
Rube Sofer Photos
|Previous: Georgia 'George' Lass||Next: Roxy Harvey|
» Back to Dead Like Me Wiki