Mason

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Mason Quotes

	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Always Daisy Adair: He's not staying here. Georgia 'George' Lass: You're being totally selfish. Daisy Adair: That's a fine sentiment coming from you. Georgia 'George' Lass: Excuse me? I am the most... Daisy Adair: Self-involved is what you are, Georgia. You're always in your own head. It's like you're talking to yourself. Georgia 'George' Lass: [thinking] Am I? Mason: She has got a point, Georgie. Daisy Adair, Georgia 'George' Lass: Shut up, Mason. Mason: Fine. Jesus.
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - Last Call Mason: You are so beautiful to look at. Daisy Adair: And unlucky to know.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Ashes to Ashes Mason: [to Daisy] You're beautiful, and I love you. I just don't like you anymore.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Death Defying Guy: [Mason and Ray are playing pool when a goon and two buddies approach] Hey. We got next. Ray Summers: [laughs] Take a walk Junior. There's plenty of tables available. Mason: Yeah, yeah, yeah. What he said. Guy: Well I like this table. So if you wouldn't mind, FUCKING OFF. Mason: Excuse me. Is it three against two is it? Cause I'll have you know I've had my ass kicked by bigger cock suckers than you all right? Ray Summers: Woah Mason. We don't want any trouble. These folks have next. We'll get out of your way. [grabs pool cue and rams Guy in his nose, knocking him to the floor] Don't tell me to fuck off. I tell people to fuck off. Now fuck off! [Guy leaves and Ray tosses Mason the cue ball] Your break.
	Season 2 / Episode 4: - The Shallow End Mason: I just cannot get over the size of your testicles!
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Send in the Clown Mason: [referring to Roxie's attempt to stab his hand for taking her hash browns] I've never seen such violence over such small potatoes.
	Season 2 / Episode 1: - Send in the Clown Daisy Adair: These are all at the Farmer's Market in exactly 27 minutes, I smell a disaster Mason: No, 5 deaths is not a disaster. George: How many deaths is a disaster? Mason: More than five, five's bullshit. George: How many? Mason: 16-20 disaster, 21 and up, catastrophe, 8-15 is a calamity. Rube Sofer: Seven and under? Mason: That's a crying shame.
	Season 1 / Episode 13: - Vacation Rube: [to George] Where's the fire? Mason: [indirectly to Daisy] It's in my pants. Daisy Adair: [to Mason] It's called syphillis.
	Season 1 / Episode 12: - Nighthawks Mason: [meeting Rube in the diner] It's one o'clock in the fucking morning, what in fucking hell is so fucking important, for fuck's sake? Rube: [chuckles] I'd like to see if you can use that word one more time.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Business Unfinished Roxy: Why do I have to have an occasion to spread the love? Mason: Because you're an ornery bitch who eats puppy dogs for breakfast.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Business Unfinished Mason: How am i to be compensated? Daisy Adair: How would you like to be compensated? Mason: 50% of the takings and 100% of your clothes off. Daisy Adair: 10% and a handshake. Mason: 25% and a quick grope. Mary Kate Hourihan: Stay strong soldier. Daisy Adair: 15% and I'll let you see them for five seconds. Mason: Done. [they shake on it then daisy stands up and lifts her top. Mason stares dumbly] Daisy Adair: Five, four, three, two, one. [drops her top and walks away leaving Mason staring dumbly after her. He chokes back a laugh] Mason: That was so worth it.
	Season 1 / Episode 10: - Business Unfinished Daisy Adair: What's with the parlour tricks, asshole? Mason: You just gave up two grand! [Daisy looks at George] George: Don't look at me, he came up with the lame ghost shit. Daisy Adair: Mason, I'm going to make this very simple so you're able to understand. We have the ghost. You only need parlour tricks when you can't talk to the dead, you dumb fucking limey!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - My Room Daisy Adair: I was under the craft services table and I was blowing this tall, handsome man and someone leaned over and whispered in my ear: "No, THAT's Clark Gable". Mason: So who were you blowing? Daisy Adair: I don't know! It's such a huge cast. Someone from the Confederacy, I think.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot George: Who decides what we look like? Mason: I don't know. Maybe this is what our inner child looks like when it grows up. George: If that were the case, it looks like my inner child's road to adulthood was paved with crack cocaine, ten-dollar blowjobs, and maybe even a trick baby or two.
	Unknown Episode: Mason: Do any of you girls work for UPS? 'Cause I couldn't help but notice you were checking out my package.
	Unknown Episode: Mason: But am I pretty? Rube: Oh, you're darling. You make my heart flutter.
	Unknown Episode: Mason: [about Crystal] We've got a problem. George: I don't think it's a problem. Rube: Gravelings? Mason: Weirder.
	Unknown Episode: Roxy: [to Mason who is curled up on a bench at the diner and looking out the window] What's wrong with you? [Mason blinks in her direction, eyes bloodshot] Are you stoned? Mason: [looking very pale and sickly] I've got illegals in my bottom... Roxy: [looking at mason shaking her head] Why do you do this to yourself? Mason: [hand on his forehead whimpering] I don't know.
	Unknown Episode: Mason: I've got illegals in my bottom.
	Unknown Episode: Daisy Adair: [after a married couple dies right after their ceremony] They're not going to Bali for their honeymoon, are they? Mason: No Daisy Adair: That's really one of the saddest things I've ever heard. Mason: They don't seem to mind.
	Unknown Episode: Mason: I'm so smart i'm practically retarded!
	Unknown Episode: George: Yuck! This juice tastes like ass, here you try it! Mason: No, thanks. I'm trying to stay off of the ass juice for now.
	Unknown Episode: Mason: Rube is so old, he probably reaped Jesus!
	Unknown Episode: Mason: [referring to Rube] Stay on his good side. He's like a volcano George. He erupts and spews lava in little villages. They run around, they run around for their lives. But you know he stops and you can go back to the safety of your own home.
	Unknown Episode: Betty: [taking a quiz] Do you consider yourself exceptionally reasonable or exceptionally kind? Mason: Exceptionally kind. Mason: Well, I'm not particularly reasonable.
	Unknown Episode: Mason: We're going to play a little Hallowe'en game. Now, I'm going to ask you a question and you're going to answer me. If you get it right, you win a dollar, if you get it wrong, I get all your candy. All right? Right. What original member of the Rolling Stones croaked whilst having a drowning accident? Kids: Mick Jagger? Mason: No, he's kind of alive and still touring. Kids: Keith Moon? Mason: No, that's the fucking Who. Kids: Who? Mason: The Who! It was Brian Jones, now hand over the candy. Now piss off. I partied with him and I reaped him, yes! Rube: Stealing candy from children. Challenging.
	Unknown Episode: Rube: The thing is what, Mason? Mason: You know that thing, ok, you're good at that thing, that, you can, you're better at, um, just, you know, you know, talking. Rube: Well said.
	Unknown Episode: Mason: She said you're... [whispers] psychotic. Kiffany: I'm not psychic. Mason: I think you are. Kiffany: I have tables... Mason: I'll give you ten bucks. Kiffany: You only have two in your pocket.
	Unknown Episode: Mason: Roxy, your dress makes me feel funny in my pants.
	Unknown Episode: Ray Summers: Hi, I'm Ray. George: Fuck you, Ray. Ray Summers: Nice spendin' time with you guys. Daisy Adair: Ray, this is Mason. Mason, Ray. And George - curious George. Mason: So Daisy, what's goin' on, I thought it was just the three of us. Ray Summers: Daisy? Daisy Adair: Daisy Adair. George: So what do you do, Ray? Ray Summers: I'm a television producer, George. George: So you're rich. Ray Summers: Comfortable. George: I suppose you're charming. Ray Summers: Tolerable. George: And women just fall the fuck all over you. Ray Summers: Not you, I suspect. Daisy Adair: Georgia, you're being impolite. Ray Summers: No, no, that's okay. Everybody likes me eventually.

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