Dawson's Creek 6x01 The Kids Are Alright (1)

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Dawson's Creek - 06x01 The Kids Are Alright (1)

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First Aired: Oct. 02, 2002 on The WB

Summary: After a short summer romance in Capeside, Joey returns to Boston for a new school year. In the hallway she runs into Professor Greg Hetson, she immediately receives homework. Joey wants to prove herself at all cost and starts working, until a message from Dawson confuses her. Meanwhile…
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Main Characters in this Episode

Guest Stars

Evelyn 'Grams' Ryan	played by Mary Beth Peil
Eddie Doling	played by Oliver Hudson
Emma Jones	played by Megan Gray
Professor Greg Hetson	played by Roger Howarth
Professor Matt Freeman	played by Sebastian Spence
Himself	played by Jack Osbourne
Secretary	played by Ann Lincoln
Cute Boy	played by Sean Dennison

Episode Quotes

Audrey Liddell: You think we should wake him?
Pacey Witter: Well, we should. As much as I've enjoyed his ramblings and his questionable taste in music, he has bragged about the number of times he's seen you naked.
Audrey Liddell: He has never seen me naked.
Pacey Witter: Really? He knows about the tattoo on you-know-where.
Audrey Liddell: Wake up you little pervert!

Jack Osbourne: What the [beep] ?
Audrey Liddell: What's this about you seeing me naked?
Jack Osbourne: [to Pacey] What the [beep] did you tell her?
Pacey Witter: Only what you told me, chief.
Jack Osbourne: Oh, thanks a lot! Thanks a [beep] lot! I confide in you, and this is what I get?
Audrey Liddell: I'm listening, Jack.
Jack Osbourne: Well, you know that telescope in my bedroom? Well, I didn't exactly do much star gazing.
Audrey Liddell: I'm so telling your father!
Jack Osbourne: Go ahead, he had a peak too. And I might say that he was really impressed.
Audrey Liddell: Okay, then I'm telling your mother, and she's really gonna kick your ass, Jack!
Jack Osbourne: [beat] Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Out of my [beep] way. I gotta take a [beep] piss.