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	Season 1 / Episode 50: - In Like Blunt Thug: Never let an embezzler keep score.
	Season 1 / Episode 50: - In Like Blunt Derek Blunt: We must blend in completely. Darkwing Duck: Hey, I can blend in as well as the next guy! Derek Blunt: Perhaps, given who the next guy is.
	Season 1 / Episode 43: - Dances with Bigfoot Gosalyn Mallard: [while investigating Drake's disapperance] Eww, what's that awful smell? I'll bet it's knockout gas! Honker Muddlefoot: [Discovers a spilled bottle] It's your dad's cheap cologne. Gosalyn Mallard: Like I said, knockout gas.
	Season 1 / Episode 42: - Twitching Channels DW Show Creator: I created you! Darkwing Duck: Oh, that's certainly going to surprise the heck out of Mom and Dad!
	Season 1 / Episode 38: - Disguise the Limit Negaduck: [pulling off a Darkwing costume] Okay, maybe pretending to be Darkwing Duck is a rotten trick. But then I'm Negaduck, a rotten kind of guy!
	Season 1 / Episode 29: - Whiffle While You Work Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the bubblegum that clings to your shoe.
	Season 1 / Episode 29: - Whiffle While You Work Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3AM.
	Season 1 / Episode 28: - All's Fahrenheit in Love and War Darkwing Duck: Over my dead body sister! [realizes implications of what he said] I can't believe I just said that!
	Season 1 / Episode 26: - Cleanliness Is Next to Badliness Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night I am the stain that can't be rubbed out...
	Season 1 / Episode 26: - Cleanliness Is Next to Badliness Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night I am the rhinestones on the jumpsuit of justice...
	Season 1 / Episode 25: - Jurassic Jumble Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the paper cut that ruins your morning.
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - When Aliens Collide Darkwing Duck: Because you can't catch a stupid pet? Officer Big Nasty: PET? [shaking Darkwing violently] You idiot, Wacko's an escaped criminal in possession of the most dagnerous explosives IN THE UNIVERSE! Darkwing Duck: [wobbly] Oh, is that all?
	Season 1 / Episode 24: - When Aliens Collide Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the squashed bug on your flying saucer windshield. [gets hit by a rocket] I am... blown away by the alien menace.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - Double Darkwings Launchpad McQuack: [as the Darkwing decoy] I am the error that flaps in the night. I am the surcharge that triples your bill.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - Double Darkwings Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the itch in your trigger finger.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - Double Darkwings Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the current of vengeance gurgling through your sewer.
	Season 1 / Episode 22: - Double Darkwings Darkwing Duck: I am the terror... Launchpad McQuack: ...that flaps in the night.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Just Us Justice Ducks (2) Gosalyn Waddlemeyer-Mallard: Dad, you're ok! Darkwing Duck: No, I'm dirt. I'm worse than dirt. I'm lower than low. I am not the terror that flaps in the night. I am the self-centered boob who hands over the city at the drop of a dime. I'm a gipnoid, a slug, a spud mothering jackanape.
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Just Us Justice Ducks (2) Stegmutt: Gee, I've never fought a supervillain before. What do I do? Darkwing Duck: It's easy, Stegmutt! Darkwing Duck: Let's pretend Mr. Bushroot is on fire! Dr. Reginald Bushroot: Uh-oh. Stegmutt: [singing] Put out the bushroot, put out the bushroot...
	Season 1 / Episode 21: - Just Us Justice Ducks (2) Darkwing Duck: [old lady voice] Flowers for Negaduck! Negaduck: I hate flowers. Darkwing Duck: Did I say "flowers"? I meant, uh, I meant, uh... skulls! Skulls for Negaduck! Negaduck: [licks his lips] I'll be right there!
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Just Us Justice Ducks (1) Darkwing Duck: Fee-fi-fo-fum. I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am [Darkwing is squashed by a lamppost]... Stegmutt. Stegmutt: I though I was Stegmutt.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Just Us Justice Ducks (1) Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. [to Morgana - Stand back you might get some blood on you] I am the single career man all women want to date...
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Just Us Justice Ducks (1) Darkwing Duck: This is the third most painful moment of my life.
	Season 1 / Episode 20: - Just Us Justice Ducks (1) Darkwing Duck: [Pointing] Look a fuzzy wuzzy bunny! Negaduck: Where? [whips out a shotgun and shoots up the place]
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Days of Blunder Mr. Meekus: I am the terrier that nips at your shoelaces. I am the Lavender Wrist-slapper.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Days of Blunder Darkwing Duck: Wherever there's an evil-doer evil doing, I'll be there. Because, I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime. I am the zit that forms when you've got a really big date. I am the impacted wisdom tooth...
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Days of Blunder Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the widget missing from the easy to assemble swing set...
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Days of Blunder Darkwing Duck: I am the kettle that whistles in the night. I'm a little tea cup with the teeny, weenie hole in the handle that you can never quite get your finger in. I am Teapot Duck.
	Season 1 / Episode 19: - Days of Blunder Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks...
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - You Sweat Your Life Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the metal key on the sardine can of justice...

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