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	Season 2 / Episode 21: - Freak Nation Logan Cale: Max, the thing about freedom... it's never free.
	Season 2 / Episode 18: - Dawg Day Afternoon Logan Cale: [as Eyes Only in response to Reverend Caldwell's comments on transgenics not being human and therefore deserves no rights since they were manufactured and not made by God] Not alive? Not human? Who are you to sit in judgment Mr. Caldwell? Have you seen that tape? Did you see the look in his eyes? He was scared, cornered. And despite what people like you have been saying about them, transgenics aren't that different from you and me. They do feel, they do hurt, they are alive. All they want to do is to live in this world. So you can say you're speaking out for God, Mr. Caldwell, but maybe you should take a moment to think about who you're condemning. They can tell you what it's like to be afraid, alone in a hostile world. And it might be more convenient to pretend otherwise, but in the end, who does that say more about? Them? Or us? This has been a streaming freedom video bulletin. Peace, out.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Fuhgeddaboudit Max Guevara: i'll take him on AA Man: ladies and gentleman we have a new challenger Alec: what the hell are you doing? Max Guevara: I told you to take a dive. Now i'm gonna have to beat your ass myself. Alec: what do you have against me making money? AA Man: [ To Max] What's your name cupcake? Alec: She doesn't have a name. You know what? she's not here. she's not fighting. Max Guevara: Oh, yes i am AA Man: Ladies, and Gentlemen, in this corner, hailing from parts unknown, let's hear it for the curvaceous killer
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Fuhgeddaboudit Dochnovich: [to alec and max] All right, here are the rules. Well, there ain't no rules. Hitting below the belt's allowed... eye gouging's allowed... Alec/X5-494: [while the announcer talks] Max, you don't want to fight me. Max Guevara: Are you kidding? I've been waiting for this chance for months. Alec/X5-494: Yeah, well, see, you're just a girl, and so - [Max punches him] Normal: Hey! She jumped the bell! What are you doing? She jumped the bell! [the announcer quickly leaves the ring] Dochnovich: [to the ring girl] Ring the bell! Will you ring the bell? [She rings it] Alec/X5-494: Should've known you'd cheat [Max kicks Alec in the leg] Max Guevara: That's for the virus. Alec/X5-494: That was not my fault! [She punches him] Max Guevara: That's for trying to kill Joshua. Alec/X5-494: I was just trying to protect my own... [She punches him twice] Max Guevara: And that's for getting paint all over my research papers Alec/X5-494: Okay, yeah, that was my bad. [Max punches Alec again] Max Guevara: That's for making Joshua deliver your packages. Alec/X5-494: Max, cut it out! [She kicks and punches him] Max Guevara: That's for losing my baseball. And this... [Kicks Alec in the stomach]... is for whatever stupid thing you do next. Normal: Kick her ass! Alec/X5-494: Okay. That's it. [Max goes to kick Alec again, but he grabs her leg, punches her, and shoves her to the ground. Before she can get up, he kicks her. She lands near the edge of the ring, in front of Normal] Normal: Oh, lovely! [to Max] You better be at work tomorrow, there, miss. Huh, pumpkin? [Yelling, to Alec] Kill the messenger! [Max stands up. Alec smiles] Alec/X5-494: My turn now, bitch Max Guevara: What'd you just call me? Alec/X5-494: [chuckling] You heard me. B-I-T-C... Max Guevara: Oh, look at that. Ring girl just lost her top Alec/X5-494: [not believing her] Yeah [Despite his disbelief, Alec can't help glancing at the ring girl. She smiles at him, top intact. Max takes the opportunity to kick him in the groin] [the crowd groans. Eventually the women in the crowd cheer. Alec stops in his tracks, wide-eyed with pain. Max pushes him a little and he falls over] Max Guevara: Oops. Sorry
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Borrowed Time Alec: I've been stuck in this closet for over an hour to facilitate you having sex. That's what I've been reduced to. I'm a pimp.
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - The Berrisford Agenda Alec: I should've tried harder, Rachel. I should've fought them. I didn't understand. I didn't understand how much I loved you.
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Brainiac Max Guevara: [Max is carrying Brain on her back, and he's a big guy, and he tells Max he turned himself into the police] You what? I'm dying because you turned yourself in on purpose?! Brain: I thought you were supposed to be strong. Max Guevara: I'm not superwoman!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Brainiac Max Guevara: [Brain and Max are on her motorcycle and Brain puts his hands on her chest to hold on.] Brain? Brain: Yeah. Max Guevara: Watch the hands! Brain: I'm just trying to hang on here. Max Guevara: Hang on a little lower. [Brain moves his hands down to low.] Not that low!
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - I and I am a Camera Tinga: Please don't let him forget me. Charles Smith: I won't. I love you. Tinga: You too.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - I and I am a Camera Max Guevera: Got a thing for dramatic entrances, huh?
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - I and I am a Camera Donald Lydecker: This isn't as big a tragedy as you think it is. Max Guevera: Whatever you have to tell yourself.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Shorties in Love Max Guevera: Tell me about the good place. Ben: Where no one ever gets punished? Max Guevera: And no one gets yelled at. Ben: And nobody disappears.
	Season 1 / Episode 15: - Haven Max Guevara: [After she finds a rat on the counter] Mickey's cracked out cousin thinks he's setting up house in our crib.
	Season 1 / Episode 9: - Out Max Guevera: Hey, Bruno... Bruno Anselmo: Oh. Oh, yes. I should have figured you for a little kinkster.Yeah, I'm game. Two people alone in a room for people just passing through, aren't we? It's me. It's you, looking hotter than you've ever looked. It's like deja freakin' vu, isn't it? Oh, that's not a turn-on! No,no. Ow!
	Season 1 / Episode 6: - Prodigy Max Guevara: We can play Pin the Tail on the Bar Code later.
	Season 1 / Episode 4: - C.R.E.A.M. Zack: You seem nervous. Max Guevara: Compared to what? You don't even know me. Zack: Maybe we knew each other in a past life. Max Guevara: I don't believe in that stuff. Zack: Doesn't mean it's not true. Max Guevara: Oh, please tell me you're not one of those people: because a raindrop fell in the ocean 10,000 years ago... and a butterfly farted in India... you and I are sitting right here right now... enjoying a cup of coffee that tastes like goat piss.
	Unknown Episode: Logan Cale: I need a favor. Max Guevara: You can keep this. I really don't have anyplace to put it. Logan Cale: I need you to do a little leg work for me. Joel Solinski. This guy's got a wife with three kids, an ex-wife with two kids, a mistress, and two girlfriends. The wives get houses, the mistress a condo, and everybody gets a car... all on a harbormaster's salary. Max Guevara: I caught the tail end of your hack. The guy's on the take. He's paid to look the other way while the smugglers deep-six their cargo. Logan Cale: He's made a fortune... as an accessory to murder. Max Guevara: Okay, so the guy's a beast. Doesn't mean I got to get involved. Logan Cale: You are involved. By being alive, you're involved. Max Guevara: I got my own problems. Logan Cale: Look... maybe we got screwed out of living in a time when we could hang out for the afternoon in a cafe someplace wearing $2,000 wristwatches, planning our next vacation, but the world got a whole lot meaner all of a sudden. It wasn't supposed to... but it did. So now it's back to the law of the jungle and there are predators and victims. Max Guevara: And you still think you can do something to change that? Logan Cale: With your help. Max Guevara: Look, one thing I'm not is a chump. You want to get the rest of your ass shot off... be my guest, but I kind of like being able to walk. Logan Cale: On another matter... federal corrections used to keep records on distinguishing marks... scars, tattoos. I did a search and came up with this. ID-ed as a Michael Hanover. Booked for armed robbery nine years ago. He escaped custody after four hours. Hasn't been seen or heard from since. Max Guevara: Zack... Max Guevara: [voiceover] I knew it. I always knew Zack was out there somewhere, but you know, just my luck this guy Logan had to be the one to find him. Now he figures I'm going to go and do the right thing because I owe him... like I even care.
	Unknown Episode: Max Guevara: Guys are the weaker sex.
	Unknown Episode: Max Guevara: Girls kick ass; says so on a t-shirt.
	Unknown Episode: Sketchy: I'm no stranger to stoner logic.
	Unknown Episode: Logan Cale: If I just had my ass handed to me by a size three, I'd be inclined to mind my own business.
	Unknown Episode: Donald Lydecker: Alcoholism is not a disease, it's a failing. You've turned it into a church. You worship the altar of self-pity. I come to these rooms for one reason, to remember what I don't want to become... helpless, impotent, and weak.
	Unknown Episode: Jace: Feels like I just woke up from a bad dream. Max Guevara: I know. One of the reasons why I don't sleep. Let me know if it's a boy or a girl. Jace: Either way, name's gonna be Max.
	Unknown Episode: Original Cindy: Damn girl, what's in those pills? Max Guevara: Spinach.
	Unknown Episode: Max Guevara: You're not even trying
	Unknown Episode: Jonas Cale: [Upon hearing Logan's conspiracy theory] You watched too many "X-Files" as a boy.
	Unknown Episode: Max Guevara: I had to have radical emergency amateur brain surgery to remove a nanochip from my cerebellum before I stroked from a neurochemical overload."
	Unknown Episode: Logan Cale: Good luck. Zack: There's no such thing. Success depends on a well thought out plan that's executed with precision. Logan Cale: Right.
	Unknown Episode: Max Guevara: If he gets out of line, I'll just kill him.
	Unknown Episode: Max Guevara: What the mind can conceive, the body can achieve.

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