Daria Morgendorffer

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Tracy Grandstaff

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	Season 1, Episode 06
Season 1, Episode 07

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Daria Morgendorffer played by Tracy Grandstaff

Daria Morgendorffer
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Daria Morgendorffer Quotes

Season 4 / Episode 13: - Dye! Dye! My Darling!

Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Why is everyone so mad at me?
Daria Morgendorffer: Why? Why? Because I moved to this town and I knew immediately I'd be a total outcast. And in the one moment of good luck I've had in my entire life, I met another outcast who I could really be friends with and not have to feel completely alone. And then you came along and screwed the whole thing up!
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: All I did was meet a girl I thought was cool and I went out with her for a while. We started to get bored with each other. It happens all the time. It's nobody's fault.
Daria Morgendorffer: Oh yeah? Would you still be bored with her if I weren't around?
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Probably. And more to the point, she'd be bored with me. It's got nothing to do with you.
Daria Morgendorffer: Good. Because I'm not interested in you, and I'd be stabbing my friend in the back if I even considered it
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: Exactly. And what kind of a jerk would that make me?
Daria Morgendorffer: Exactly.
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: All right then.
Daria Morgendorffer: Okay.

Daria Morgendorffer: Dammit! Dammit, dammit, dammit!
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: I liked it, too.
Daria Morgendorffer: That's not funny!
Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: I know.

Thomas 'Tom' Sloane: That was definitely not funny.
Daria Morgendorffer: I gotta go! [runs out of the car]

Season 5 / Episode 6: - Lucky Strike

Daria Morgendorffer: Okay. We know Mr. O'Neill assigned a play, and you're pretty sure the title didn't contain the word "alien." Do you remember anything else?
Joey: Uh, I think the guy on the cover was wearing tights.
Daria Morgendorffer: Hmm... Since there are no wrestling dramas on the syllabus, I'm guessing Shakespeare.
Jeffy: Wait, I remember now. He's a stalker! He follows girls home from parties and peeks in their windows.
Daria Morgendorffer: Romeo and Juliet.

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