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 | Season 5 / Episode 5: - The Story of D Jodie Abigail Landon: Hey, Daria, congratulations. A published story, that's amazing. Daria Morgendorffer: Um, it's not exactly published. I sent it in, but I haven't heard back. Kevin Thompson: Then why are you telling everybody that it's been published? Jane Lane: Oh, you know Daria and her compulsive need to impress. Brittany Taylor: Oh. But then instead of making up stuff about writing, shouldn't you pick something good? Daria Morgendorffer: How's this? During the day, I'm a mild-mannered student. But at night, I fight crime in a stretchy-stretchy costume. |
| Season 4 / Episode 4: - Murder, She Snored Brittany Taylor: Kevvy, what's that A doing on your paper? Mr. Anthony DeMartino: Why Brittany, that's the most intelligent question you've asked all year. Brittany Taylor: Thanks! |
| Season 2 / Episode 9: - Ill Brittany Taylor: Jane? Jane Lane: Brittany? What happened to your hair? Brittany Taylor: Never mind that now. Have you seen... [whispers] Daria? Jane Lane: Why would you want... Daria? Brittany Taylor: What makes you think I want her? I don't want her. Jane Lane: You asked me if I'd seen her. Brittany Taylor: She hasn't told you anything... interesting about me, has she? Jane Lane: No one's ever told me anything interesting about you. Brittany Taylor: That's a relief. Jane Lane: Anyway, she'll be back in a day or two. She's in the hospital while they check out that ra... rare condition. Brittany Taylor: Condition? Jane Lane: Yeah, she's come down with a slight case of, um, brain fever. It's a thing that brains get. Brittany Taylor: Wow, that sounds serious. Jane Lane: No, no, usually if you just read a best-seller it'll go away. So, um, no need to mention it to anyone. I'll tell her you asked about her. Brittany Taylor: Just ask her if she remembers our deal. Jane Lane: What deal? Jane Lane: What deal? Jane Lane: The deal you just mentioned. Brittany Taylor: I didn't say anything about a deal. Forget I said anything about a deal. Jane Lane: Forget I said anything about a hospital. Brittany Taylor: Okay! Jane Lane: Hey! Now we have a deal. Brittany Taylor: What deal? Jane Lane: Later. |
| Season 2 / Episode 9: - Ill Brittany Taylor: [Brittany goes to visit Daria in the hospital] Daria? Daria Morgendorffer: Brittany? What are you doing here? Brittany Taylor: Um, I just wanted to thank you for not going back on our deal, and I thought I might find Jane here and tell her I did kind of go back on our deal, but I also kind of went back on your part of our deal so there's no use in you doing that. Jane Lane: We had a deal? |
| Season 2 / Episode 8: - Gifted Jodie Abigail Landon: Rent a brain. Brittany Taylor: Hmph! |
| Season 2 / Episode 8: - Gifted Brittany Taylor: [Daria is reading The Telltale Heart] The Telltale Heart? I LOVE romance novels! Daria: Yeah, nothing says "Be Mine" like a pounding heart beneath a floorboard. |
| Season 2 / Episode 4: - I Don't Daria Morgendorffer: [Brittany and Jodie see Daria and Jane in the wedding dress store] Daria? Brittany Taylor, Daria Morgendorffer: What are you doing here? Jane Lane: Isn't is obvious? An Arab sheik's in town to buy a few more wives. Brittany Taylor: They're putting on a bridal expo in the gym. We're modeling! Daria Morgendorffer: A bridal expo? That's a good message to send to high school students. Jodie Abigail Landon: It's a fundraiser for extracurricular activities. Jane Lane: I wonder what kind of extracurricular activities would lead to a wedding... |
| Season 2 / Episode 4: - I Don't Brittany Taylor: What about you? Are you in a play or something? Daria Morgendorffer: Yes, I'm playing Mrs. Lincoln before she went crazy. Brittany Taylor: I didn't know she went crazy! Jane Lane: Oh, yeah. That's why Lincoln shot himself. Brittany Taylor: Wow...! Jodie Abigail Landon: Come on, Brittany. Let's finish out fitting, and I'll tell you all about how nice Mr. Lincoln really died. Brittany Taylor: You mean the bullet didn't kill him...? |
| Season 2 / Episode 2: - The Daria Hunter Brittany Taylor: Excuse me, Ms. Barch? Since they can't see us very well because of the terrain, we can split up and they won't know where we are, then we can attack them from three sides, drive them out to the one side that they think is safe, and then set up an ambush so we can capture them all at once! Probably be a good idea to set up a secret observation post on the high ground so we can watch them without them seeing us. [Brittany's team mates stare at her, stunned by her knowledge of combat] What? Ms. Janet Barch: That's very good, Brittany. |
| Season 1 / Episode 10: - The Big House Kevin Thompson: Then she said her parents are trying to change her generic makeup or something! Brittany Taylor: They really should. I hate that generic makeup. It gives me hives! Kevin Thompson: But it's so freaky, babe, I mean, she's weird enough as it is. |
 | Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Lab Brats Ms. Janet Barch: Kevin, Daria will be your lab partner. Brittany Taylor: [squeaks] What? Ms. Janet Barch: You two will design a maze, and condition Kevin - I mean, condition a mouse using positive or negative reinforcement. Brittany Taylor: [to Kevin] But babe, we've never been separated on a lab project before! What'll we do? Daria Morgendorffer: Pass? |
| Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Lab Brats Brittany Taylor: If you think you're going to take Kevin away from me, you're wrong. Because he's my Kevin, and you're, you're a... a brain! Daria Morgendorffer: You know, Brittany, that was actually a very astute observation about the likelihood of my dating your boyfriend. Jane Lane: Or is it former boyfriend? |
| Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Lab Brats Brittany Taylor: How can I compete against sisters? There's only one of me. Jodie Abigail Landon: Maybe you can get your brother to wear a skirt. Brittany Taylor: My brother! |
| Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Lab Brats Brittany Taylor: Ooh! Can you believe Daria's trying to take Kevin away from me? Jodie Abigail Landon: I can't believe *anyone* would try to take Kevin away from you. Brittany Taylor: Thanks! You're a friend! [Jodie sneers at Brittany] |
| Season 1 / Episode 7: - The Lab Brats Brittany Taylor: Hi Joey, Jeffy, Jimmy! Joey: So, Daria, what are you doing tonight? Daria Morgendorffer: She just called you Jimmy. Jamie White: Whatever. |
| Season 1 / Episode 4: - College Bored Brittany Taylor: [Brittany and Kevin are reenacting Romeo and Juliet, with Brittany on a folding ladder] Oh Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Kevin Thompson: [Holding skull] I'm right here, babe! [Football players can be heard cheering Kevin on] Brittany Taylor: Deny thy father and refuse thy name! Or thou will't not be but sworn, my love, and I'll no longer be a caplet [sic] ! Kevin Thompson: Hey! Yo! I'm down here! Check it out! Brittany Taylor: Check it out? You promised to learn your lines, you, you clown! And what's that skull supposed to be? [Brittany storms off and sighs in frustration] |
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