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Danny Phantom

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	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Livin' Large Youngblood: [dressed as an astronaut and in a giant slingshot] Phantom dude! You're just in time! Wanna see me launch myself into the hearts of millions?
	Season 3 / Episode 6: - Forever Phantom Frostbite: [after Danny freezes most of the audience] Great. We're not gonna sell any snacks now.
	Season 3 / Episode 2: - Eye for an Eye Danny Fenton: Is everyone okay? Samantha 'Sam' Manson: Besides being lost, almost killed and now having no way home? Stellar!
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Reality Trip Samantha "Sam" Manson: [Is grabbed along with Tucker] For those of you still counting; that's three times we've been grabbed today.
	Season 2 / Episode 17: - Reality Trip Danny Fenton: Show's over, Freakshow! Freakshow: Au contraire. Which is French for "I bet this hurts!" [Punches Danny incredibly hard]
	Season 2 / Episode 16: - Double Cross My Heart Samantha "Sam" Manson: I would appreciate it if you didn't drool on my tofu soy melt. Tucker Foley: Sam, drool on a tofu soy melt isn't drool, it's seasoning.
	Season 2 / Episode 15: - Kindred Spirits Sam Manson: [to Jazz, possibly dying of Ecto Acne] When you see Danny, tell him... Danny Fenton: Why don't you tell me yourself?
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Masters of All Time Danny Fenton: Okay, I've said it before, and I’ll say it again: you really are one seriously crazed-up fruit-loop.
	Season 2 / Episode 14: - Masters of All Time Vlad Masters: I am not a FROOT LOOP!
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - King Tuck Samantha "Sam" Manson: I'm Sam Manson, and my Happy Princess talent is... [Sees Dora glaring at her with evil eyes] Goth Haiku: Despair without end! [Whispers] Dora's a ghost! Utter Blackness! Nothingness. [Whispers] Dora's a ghost! [Clears throat] Dora is a ghost! Danny Fenton: So that's your big statement? 'Dora's a ghost?' I mean, what's that have to do with - wait... Dora's a ghost?
	Season 2 / Episode 13: - King Tuck Paulina: Let's scratch his eyes out with our perfectly manicured nails!
	Season 2 / Episode 12: - Beauty Marked Skulker: [getting pelted with giant potato chips] Lime and vinegar?! Who eats those?!
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Micro-Management Samantha "Sam" Manson: [being hugged] Human contact... crushing... Goth... indifference...
	Season 2 / Episode 11: - Micro-Management Mr. Falluca: Everybody. Single file. Run!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Flirting With Disaster Jazz Fenton: Wow! Isn't this great? We just caught three ghosts tonight! Danny Fenton: No, actually, you've just caught one ghost, three times, all of them me!
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Flirting With Disaster Jazz Fenton: Good thing there's no ghosts here. [Nudges Danny] Right, Danny? No ghosts here. [In a sing-song voice; to Danny, about Jack & Maddie] We know something they don't know. Danny Fenton: [Mocking Jazz] I get it. Can we let it die now?
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Flirting With Disaster Vlad Masters: Oh, so that's how it's going to be, eh? [Takes out his remote] Have you forgotten that with a press of a button, I can end your resistance once and for... Vlad Masters: Oh, cheese logs...
	Season 2 / Episode 10: - Flirting With Disaster Danny Fenton: Let her go, Vlad. She's clearly just some clueless know-it-all who got in way over her head. Jazz Fenton: You're toast. Danny Fenton: Oh yeah? You and what toaster?
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Secret Weapons News Reporter: It's tree watch, day one. Hope there isn't day two. / Let's go to Lance Thunder, our weatherman who... Lance Thunder: Can't believe I quit acting to work in this place. /... There's chaos here, Bill. Lance Thunder: [surprised] Not the face! Not the face! Jack Fenton: [to Maddie] Anybody seen Danny? Jazz Fenton: [walks off with anger in her mind] Like I even care. Maddie Fenton: What's wrong with you, Jasmine? Your brother's out there! / Hold down the fort, Jack! I'll go after our tot! / Those trees will not stop me! Jack Fenton: [excited] Oh, man, that is hot!
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Secret Weapons Ghost Writer: Danny Fenton hates Christmas. He hates it a lot, / Which is why I've inserted the boy in this plot. / He'll go through this tale till the story is ended. Danny Fenton: [angrily] But you can't make me rhyme! Samantha "Sam" Manson: [greets a passerby] Hope your new year is splendid!
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Secret Weapons Ghost Writer: [typing] Young Danny thought quickly and picked up an orange. / He threw it at Walker who... Ghost Writer: [angry] Aw, crud! Nothing rhymes with orange!
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Secret Weapons News Reporter: It's tree watch, day one. Hope there isn't day two. / Let's go to Lance Thunder, our weatherman who... Lance Thunder: Can't believe I quit acting to work in this place. /... There's chaos here, Bill. Lance Thunder: [surprised] Not the face! Not the face! Jack Fenton: [to Maddie] Anybody seen Danny? Jazz Fenton: [walks off with anger in her mind] Like I even care. Maddie Fenton: What are you saying, Jasmine? Your brother's out there! / Hold down the fort, Jack! I'll go after our tot! / Those trees will not stop me! Jack Fenton: [excited] Oh, man, that is hot!
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Secret Weapons Ghost Writer: But Danny's grim yuletide was only beginning. / And later that night, as his patience was thinning... Jack Fenton: [slides down the chimney] See! A fat man can fit down the chimney! Here's proof! Maddie Fenton: That still won't explain how he gets on the roof! Ghost Writer: And Young Fenton sat there, just steaming and fuming... Ghost Writer: His blood pressure rising, his anger consuming... Danny Fenton: [shouts] I won't keep this up! Ghost Writer: ...Danny said to the Writer. Danny Fenton: There's no poem if I'm silent. Jazz Fenton: Can't you make Dad not fight her? Ghost Writer: [to Danny] You think this is over? It's barely begun! / This psalm doesn't end 'til the lesson is done! Danny Fenton: And you think that I'll learn it? You think you're that tough? Jack Fenton: [shouts] He exists! Maddie Fenton: [shouts] No he doesn't! Ghost Writer: Then Dan screamed: Danny Fenton: Enough! / I'm sick of your fighting! Can you please let this die? / You've ruined each Christmas! Each Christmas, and I / Can't take anymore of this war, am I clear? / Fourteen years is enough! I am so out of here! Maddie Fenton: Hmm? What's got into him? Jack Fenton: He takes after his mother. Jazz Fenton: [sees Danny outside the window] Can't blame you for losing your cool, little brother. / Go ahead, clear your head, and I think you'll be fine. Jazz Fenton: [angrily]... but taking our presents is crossing the line!
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Secret Weapons Skulker: We've been waiting for you. Ghost Writer: Skulker said with a grin. The Box Ghost: Now our holiday party can finally begin! Skulker: Eat, drink, and be merry! Ember: Have some warm Christmas goose! The Box Ghost: For surely you know of our annual truce! Ghost Writer: [shocked] The truce! It's still holding? I thought they'd suspend it / To beat on their foe! Skulker: Oh, this truce, we defend it!
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Secret Weapons Danny Fenton: [narrating] With the keyboard all busted, the curse takes its toll. Danny Fenton: The story continues, but I've no control. Tucker Foley: Dude, like, it's Christmas. So why are you here? Samantha "Sam" Manson: Alone outside, with no friends or family near? Danny Fenton: It's my fault, all my fault, what had happened tonight. / I spoke out in anger and acted in spite. / I started it all when I picked that first fight. / But I'd give all I had to set everything right.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Secret Weapons Danny Phantom: Roses are red, violets are blue, / One sleasefry, I'm guessing this poem is... Danny Phantom: [shocked]... Through? / Nooooo! Ghost Writer: Danny screamed. Danny Phantom: [shouts in horror] I'm still talking in rhyme! Ghost Writer: I would have forewarned you if given the time!
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Secret Weapons Danny Phantom: Now you're ripping off gifts? What is that supposed to do? Ghost Writer: A. Make a huge scene, and B. blame it on you! Maddie Fenton: [shouts] You've ruined our night! Jack Fenton: [firing a blast] Drink some anti-ghost tonic! Danny Phantom: Wait, I've ruined their night? How's that for ironic? Ghost Writer: So Danny did soar through the crisp evening... Danny Phantom: [to Ghost Writer] Look! / What's a guy got to do to get out of this book? Ghost Writer: And then Danny thought... Danny Phantom: Wait. My problem is clear. / This poem's about Christmas, which is here, here, and here. / This curse will stay on me from my town to Rome. / But he can't Christmas me in a non-Christmas home.
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Secret Weapons Danny Phantom: You think this can stop me? This bear, or this train? / I'll just fire away 'til no pieces remain! Danny Phantom: Nothing to add? Ghost Writer: Danny asked. Then the answer / Showed up in the form of Sam, Tucker, and Lancer, / And Jazz standing silent, her eyes filled with tears, / Mourning the bear she had loved all these years. / And Tucker and Sam felt that crushing blow, too. Tucker Foley: Danny, don't! Samantha "Sam" Manson: What's your deal? Jazz Fenton: I don't even know you. Ghost Writer: It seemed that the whole town was left to proclaim / That Christmas was ruined, the Ghost Boy to blame. Ghost Writer: Save for one little boy, in his little red hat. / He thought Danny was cool... so we'll have to fix that!
	Season 2 / Episode 9: - Secret Weapons The Box Ghost: The Box Ghost shall conquer this holiday doom! Lunch Lady Ghost: We just couldn't leave you to suffer in gloom. Skulker: [with an arm cannon] Tomorrow you'll see what this baby can do! /... But all ghosts share the truce... even half-ghosts like you.
	Season 2 / Episode 8: - The Fright Before Christmas Danny Fenton: [Phantom] Have you lost your half of our mind. Danny Fenton: Uh, dude, I'm not the one wearing a bed sheet.

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