Danger Mouse (UK) Quotes

Danger Mouse (UK)

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	Season 10 / Episode 7: - The Intergalactic 147 Penfold: Cor, chief, what are those? Danger Mouse: 'm not sure, Penfold, but I don't think they're from planet Earth. Penfold: You think they might be from planet Whipple, chief? Danger Mouse: Ye- I do with you'd stop calling it that.
	Season 10 / Episode 7: - The Intergalactic 147 Penfold: Chief? Danger Mouse: Yes, Penfold? Penfold: What's going on, chief? Danger Mouse: I don't know, Penfold. Penfold: And who were they? Danger Mouse: I don't know, Penfold. Penfold: And what were they doing? Danger Mouse: I don't know, Penfold. Penfold: And why were they here? Danger Mouse: I don't know Pen- Penfold? Penfold: Yes chief? Danger Mouse: Shush! Penfold: But chief! Danger Mouse: Just shush, Penfold, I'm trying to think.
	Season 10 / Episode 7: - The Intergalactic 147 Danger Mouse: [looking at video phone monitor] Good grief, I don't believe it. Penfold: [looking in a small paper bag] Nor do I, I'm sure it was full this morning. Not one left. Danger Mouse: Penfold, I wasn't talking about your Sherbert Lemons.
	Season 10 / Episode 7: - The Intergalactic 147 Danger Mouse: Coo, it worked! Penfold: Cor, but who would've thought a little jump sideways would save the world? Hoh. Easy as pie. Danger Mouse: Yes, but the hard part was persuading all the world's leaders to get their fellow countrymen to do it at the same time.
	Season 10 / Episode 7: - The Intergalactic 147 Isambard Sinclair, narrator: And so, the world safely saved once again, we leave London. That is we would leave London if it hadn't already left us.
	Season 10 / Episode 5: - Pillow Fright! Isambard Sinclair, narrator: London. Birthplace of Professor Beasley's eatable toothbrush and also of his quick-setting dental cream.
	Season 10 / Episode 5: - Pillow Fright! Penfold: [Penfold has just made a rather unfunny pun] You're not laughing, chief. Danger Mouse: Ah, well spotted, Penfold.
	Season 10 / Episode 5: - Pillow Fright! Penfold: [Danger Mouse is laughing at one of his own jokes] You don't laugh at mine, I shan't laugh at yours.
	Season 10 / Episode 5: - Pillow Fright! Danger Mouse: I smell a toad... Penfold: No, DM, I smell a rat. Danger Mouse: You can smell what you like, Penfold, but I definitely smell a toad.
	Season 10 / Episode 5: - Pillow Fright! Isambard Sinclair, narrator: Well, well, well. I have in the business man and boy but never, never have I seen Danger Mouse, hero to millions set such a bad example... Eaves dropping! Whatever is the world coming to? Danger Mouse: Will you shush? Penfold: But I didn't say a word. Danger Mouse: Not you, Penfold, him, Mr. blabbermouth voice-over. Isambard Sinclair, narrator: Well, really!
	Season 10 / Episode 5: - Pillow Fright! Baron Silas Greenback: Now hear this, my demands are simple. All I require is total power. the Houses of Parliament are to become my private snooker ground and Buckingham Palace is to house my collection of spiders legs. Oh, and don't look to the white wonder to safe you this time, I very much fear he's... eh, how to put it? Otherwise engaged. [chuckles wickedly]
	Season 10 / Episode 5: - Pillow Fright! Colonel K: [on video phone] Good show, well, let you get on, then. Rover, hoover and hodge. Danger Mouse: Yes sir, Rover, hoover and hodge to you to.
	Season 10 / Episode 5: - Pillow Fright! Isambard Sinclair, narrator: Can this be the end of Baron Silas Greenback and his evil henchman? Well, personally I hope not, or I'll be out of a job.
	Season 10 / Episode 3: - There's A Penfold In My Suit Isambard Sinclair, narrator: London. Home of the Royal society of the noble order of incurable inventors, from whos imposing portals have issued such marvels of modern science as the inflatable steam iron and the none sticking self locking zip fastener.
	Season 10 / Episode 3: - There's A Penfold In My Suit Danger Mouse: [panting] Pumping up this inflatable steam iron is harder than it looks.
	Season 10 / Episode 3: - There's A Penfold In My Suit Baron Silas Greenback: The swapping stone of Mellikan the magician. It has the power to make things change places. And with the help of this stone the world will soon be in my power. At last, at last, the world will be mine, mine, all mine! [chuckles very wickedly indeed]
	Season 10 / Episode 3: - There's A Penfold In My Suit Baron Silas Greenback: [to Nero] Goodbye, my little lambkins. Stiletto: Ciao, bambino! Baron Silas Greenback: [grabs Stiletto's beak] No, you dimwit, I... Stiletto: I'm not talking to you, Barone, I say ciao to Nero.
	Season 10 / Episode 3: - There's A Penfold In My Suit Danger Mouse: [stuck inside Penfold's body] And I really think you could try and take a little more care of my body while your inside it.
	Season 10 / Episode 3: - There's A Penfold In My Suit Penfold: [stuck inside Danger Mouse's body] Wrong again, chief. You may be a secret agent, but you're a rotten mind reader.
	Season 10 / Episode 2: - Ants, Trees and ... Whoops-A-Daisy Isambard Sinclair, narrator: London, home of Dr. L. Witworth-Nut, inventor of the once piece jigsaw and the inflatable anchor. And home too, in Mayfair's smartest pillarbox of the world's smartest secret agent.
	Season 10 / Episode 2: - Ants, Trees and ... Whoops-A-Daisy Danger Mouse: [after an exhausting exchange with Colonel K] Hmpf! Who needs adventures when they can talk to Colonel K?
	Season 10 / Episode 2: - Ants, Trees and ... Whoops-A-Daisy Danger Mouse: We've got to act quickly. Penfold: Oh, well, why didn't you say so? Danger Mouse: Penfold, I did... Penfold: [speaking very quickly indeed] To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind... Danger Mouse: Penfold? Penfold: - to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Danger Mouse: Penfold? Penfold: Or to take up arms against a sea of troubles, [DM sighs loudly] Penfold: And by opposing... Danger Mouse: Penfold? Penfold: What? Danger Mouse: Shush! Penfold: Oh 'eck.
	Season 10 / Episode 2: - Ants, Trees and ... Whoops-A-Daisy Danger Mouse: There's all sorts of animals in the undergrowth. Penfold: Oh, 'ech, this is worse than a week with David Attenborough.
	Season 10 / Episode 2: - Ants, Trees and ... Whoops-A-Daisy Danger Mouse: Listen, have you seen anyone else here, another traveler? Hippie Snake: Little bloke? Danger Mouse: Yes. Hippie Snake: Wearing specs? Danger Mouse: Yes. Hippie Snake: Thin on top, collar sticking up, semi-detached eyebrows? Danger Mouse: Yes, that's the one. Hippie Snake: No, haven't seen him. You could try the Cave of Blood, though, he might have beaten you to it. Danger Mouse: Good grief.
	Season 10 / Episode 1: - Crumhorn Strikes Back! Danger Mouse: Yes, very nice of them to honor me like this. Penfold: Oh yes. Danger Mouse: Hm, I mean, I can't really help being brave, handsome and super intelligent. Danger Mouse: No, me neither. Penfold: Ne- what?
	Season 10 / Episode 1: - Crumhorn Strikes Back! Danger Mouse: [taking a sightseeing tour of New York] Penfold, we are not going up there in a lift. Penfold: Oh, oh, aren't we? Danger Mouse: No, we're going up in an elevator. Penfold: That's just the same thing as a lift, isn't, innit! Danger Mouse: No, not in New York it isn't, Penfold: Oh yes? Danger Mouse: Hm, I think a lift here is what you put your shoes on with. Penfold: Well I put mine on with me socks and I'm still not going up in it.
	Season 10 / Episode 1: - Crumhorn Strikes Back! Doctor Augustus P. Crumhorn III posing as a cute little girl: Oh please... brave, kind uncle Danger Mouse? Penfold: Yes, please, only leave cowardly, mean uncle Penfold here. Danger Mouse: Don't be silly, Penfold.
	Season 10 / Episode 1: - Crumhorn Strikes Back! Colonel K: [on video phone] And jolly nice postcard out of the Big Pear. Danger Mouse: Big Apple, colonel. Colonel K: Oh, no thanks, just had me lunch.
	Season 9 / Episode 6: - Don Coyote and Sancho Penfold Isambard Sinclair, narrator: Spain. Home of Marbella, Paella and that funny fella, the garlic seller. And here, beneath a darkening sky, we find - thank goodness for that - Danger Mouse the dashingly daring and Penfold the pathetically petrified.
	Season 9 / Episode 6: - Don Coyote and Sancho Penfold Don Coyote: Silence, Sancho Penfold. Penfold: I am not Sancho, I am Ernest. Don Coyote: Silence. Penfold: Chief, chief, help! Don Coyote: Penfold? Penfold: What? Don Coyote: Shush.

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