Danger Mouse

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David Jason
David Jason was born in Edmonton, London, in 1940. He has become one of Britain's most famous and respected ...

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Danger Mouse Quotes

	Season 10 / Episode 7: - The Intergalactic 147 Penfold: Cor, chief, what are those? Danger Mouse: 'm not sure, Penfold, but I don't think they're from planet Earth. Penfold: You think they might be from planet Whipple, chief? Danger Mouse: Ye- I do with you'd stop calling it that.
	Season 10 / Episode 7: - The Intergalactic 147 Penfold: Chief? Danger Mouse: Yes, Penfold? Penfold: What's going on, chief? Danger Mouse: I don't know, Penfold. Penfold: And who were they? Danger Mouse: I don't know, Penfold. Penfold: And what were they doing? Danger Mouse: I don't know, Penfold. Penfold: And why were they here? Danger Mouse: I don't know Pen- Penfold? Penfold: Yes chief? Danger Mouse: Shush! Penfold: But chief! Danger Mouse: Just shush, Penfold, I'm trying to think.
	Season 10 / Episode 7: - The Intergalactic 147 Danger Mouse: [looking at video phone monitor] Good grief, I don't believe it. Penfold: [looking in a small paper bag] Nor do I, I'm sure it was full this morning. Not one left. Danger Mouse: Penfold, I wasn't talking about your Sherbert Lemons.
	Season 10 / Episode 7: - The Intergalactic 147 Danger Mouse: Coo, it worked! Penfold: Cor, but who would've thought a little jump sideways would save the world? Hoh. Easy as pie. Danger Mouse: Yes, but the hard part was persuading all the world's leaders to get their fellow countrymen to do it at the same time.
	Season 10 / Episode 5: - Pillow Fright! Penfold: [Penfold has just made a rather unfunny pun] You're not laughing, chief. Danger Mouse: Ah, well spotted, Penfold.
	Season 10 / Episode 5: - Pillow Fright! Danger Mouse: I smell a toad... Penfold: No, DM, I smell a rat. Danger Mouse: You can smell what you like, Penfold, but I definitely smell a toad.
	Season 10 / Episode 5: - Pillow Fright! Isambard Sinclair, narrator: Well, well, well. I have in the business man and boy but never, never have I seen Danger Mouse, hero to millions set such a bad example... Eaves dropping! Whatever is the world coming to? Danger Mouse: Will you shush? Penfold: But I didn't say a word. Danger Mouse: Not you, Penfold, him, Mr. blabbermouth voice-over. Isambard Sinclair, narrator: Well, really!
	Season 10 / Episode 5: - Pillow Fright! Colonel K: [on video phone] Good show, well, let you get on, then. Rover, hoover and hodge. Danger Mouse: Yes sir, Rover, hoover and hodge to you to.
	Season 10 / Episode 3: - There's A Penfold In My Suit Danger Mouse: [panting] Pumping up this inflatable steam iron is harder than it looks.
	Season 10 / Episode 3: - There's A Penfold In My Suit Danger Mouse: [stuck inside Penfold's body] And I really think you could try and take a little more care of my body while your inside it.
	Season 10 / Episode 2: - Ants, Trees and ... Whoops-A-Daisy Danger Mouse: [after an exhausting exchange with Colonel K] Hmpf! Who needs adventures when they can talk to Colonel K?
	Season 10 / Episode 2: - Ants, Trees and ... Whoops-A-Daisy Danger Mouse: We've got to act quickly. Penfold: Oh, well, why didn't you say so? Danger Mouse: Penfold, I did... Penfold: [speaking very quickly indeed] To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind... Danger Mouse: Penfold? Penfold: - to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Danger Mouse: Penfold? Penfold: Or to take up arms against a sea of troubles, [DM sighs loudly] Penfold: And by opposing... Danger Mouse: Penfold? Penfold: What? Danger Mouse: Shush! Penfold: Oh 'eck.
	Season 10 / Episode 2: - Ants, Trees and ... Whoops-A-Daisy Danger Mouse: There's all sorts of animals in the undergrowth. Penfold: Oh, 'ech, this is worse than a week with David Attenborough.
	Season 10 / Episode 2: - Ants, Trees and ... Whoops-A-Daisy Danger Mouse: Listen, have you seen anyone else here, another traveler? Hippie Snake: Little bloke? Danger Mouse: Yes. Hippie Snake: Wearing specs? Danger Mouse: Yes. Hippie Snake: Thin on top, collar sticking up, semi-detached eyebrows? Danger Mouse: Yes, that's the one. Hippie Snake: No, haven't seen him. You could try the Cave of Blood, though, he might have beaten you to it. Danger Mouse: Good grief.
	Season 10 / Episode 1: - Crumhorn Strikes Back! Danger Mouse: Yes, very nice of them to honor me like this. Penfold: Oh yes. Danger Mouse: Hm, I mean, I can't really help being brave, handsome and super intelligent. Danger Mouse: No, me neither. Penfold: Ne- what?
	Season 10 / Episode 1: - Crumhorn Strikes Back! Danger Mouse: [taking a sightseeing tour of New York] Penfold, we are not going up there in a lift. Penfold: Oh, oh, aren't we? Danger Mouse: No, we're going up in an elevator. Penfold: That's just the same thing as a lift, isn't, innit! Danger Mouse: No, not in New York it isn't, Penfold: Oh yes? Danger Mouse: Hm, I think a lift here is what you put your shoes on with. Penfold: Well I put mine on with me socks and I'm still not going up in it.
	Season 10 / Episode 1: - Crumhorn Strikes Back! Doctor Augustus P. Crumhorn III posing as a cute little girl: Oh please... brave, kind uncle Danger Mouse? Penfold: Yes, please, only leave cowardly, mean uncle Penfold here. Danger Mouse: Don't be silly, Penfold.
	Season 10 / Episode 1: - Crumhorn Strikes Back! Colonel K: [on video phone] And jolly nice postcard out of the Big Pear. Danger Mouse: Big Apple, colonel. Colonel K: Oh, no thanks, just had me lunch.
	Season 9 / Episode 5: - A Dune With a View Danger Mouse: [reporting to K via video phone] I have just brought another tricky assignment to a satisfactory conclusion. The menace of the were-wallobee of Wollamaloo is no more.
	Season 9 / Episode 5: - A Dune With a View Penfold: [stuck inside a sandstorm] Help! I'm being attacked by something with huge, flapping wings! Danger Mouse: Those are my ears, Penfold. And kindly get down from my head. Penfold: Yes, chief.
	Season 9 / Episode 5: - A Dune With a View Penfold: Look, DM. a signpost! Danger Mouse: Yes, it may point to the way out of the desert. Danger Mouse: [the sign says 'Achtung! Minenfeld] Good grief, we're in a minefield! Penfold: [the sign says 'Achtung! Minenfeld] Good grief, we're in a minefield!
	Season 9 / Episode 5: - A Dune With a View Danger Mouse: [panting] Lucky we had the old crater-escape-pack with us, or we'd [pant] been trapped there forever and we'd [pant] we'd have had to thrown in the towel.
	Season 9 / Episode 5: - A Dune With a View Danger Mouse: A thousand salams, oh dweller of the desert sands. Penfold: And a couple of slices of liver sausage from me, too. Danger Mouse: [quietly] Salam, Penfold, salam. Not salami. Arab: Salutations, white waverer. May the camel of misfortune never give you the hump. Danger Mouse: Hmm. And may the space between your toes never get clogged with sand. Danger Mouse: [turns to his assistant] Penfold? Penfold: Eh, yes chief? Danger Mouse: [quietly] It's customary to say something polite in greeting. Penfold: Oh, ehm... may your yashmack stay waterproof and your camel lumpy. Danger Mouse: [quieter still] Oh, honestly, Penfold... Arab: Oh, you honor me, short goggled one. Would you like to rest, have a date maybe, hm? [holds up a date to eat] Penfold: Oh, eh, no thank you, I'm just hopeless with girls. Danger Mouse: Penfold, shush. Penfold: Yes, but I am, I can't help it!
	Season 9 / Episode 2: - Bigfoot Falls Penfold: The Colonel's on the line. Danger Mouse: Oh, taken up tight rope walking, has he? [chuckles]
	Season 9 / Episode 2: - Bigfoot Falls Colonel K: [on video phone] The fate of Canada is in your hands, DM. Penfold: And the feet of DM are in my hands. [laughs] Danger Mouse: Penfold, put my boots down, and another thing... Penfold: Yes, I know... [throws DM's boot's over his shoulders] Danger Mouse, Penfold: Shush.
	Season 9 / Episode 2: - Bigfoot Falls Danger Mouse: Bigfoot! Penfold: Yeah, isn't it? But the other one's... just the same. Danger Mouse: No Penfold, I meant that this giant beast is a bigfoot. Penfold: He's got a big leg to match.
	Season 9 / Episode 2: - Bigfoot Falls Penfold: Doesn't grass look funny from underneath? [they pop their heads up from under the grass] Danger Mouse: I'm sorry Penfold, but your subterranean botanical observations. will have to wait while I apprehend this backwards delinquent. Penfold: Right chief, you do that, whatever it means.
	Season 9 / Episode 2: - Bigfoot Falls Danger Mouse: Now, as I was saying: time for action! Penfold: Ooh, I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means. Danger Mouse: Let's get after Bigfoot, Penfold. Penfold: Just as I thought, it means exactly what I think I thought it meant.
	Season 9 / Episode 2: - Bigfoot Falls Penfold: I don't suppose by any chance you understand what he said, do you? Danger Mouse: Of course I do, Penfold. You know I can speak almost every language ever invented.
	Season 8 / Episode 2: - Cor! What a Picture Danger Mouse: [Danger Mouse is waiting for Penfold to have his picture taken] I could have saved the world two or three times while you've been in there.

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