![]() | Season 3 / Episode 12: - Season 3, Episode 12 Patty Hewes: Consider this the carrot, you don't want the stick. |
![]() | Season 3 / Episode 1: - Your Secrets Are Safe Patty Hewes: When I look at you all I see is guilt. |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 13: - Trust Me Patty Hewes: She'll be back. Trust me. [to Tom, referring to Ellen, in the closing scene at Patty's house] |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 12: - Look What He Dug Up This Time Erica Purcell: Look what he dug up this time. [to Daniel Purcell, regarding the object their dog found] |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 11: - London, Of Course Patty Hewes: London. Of course. [to Malcolm, regarding where Phil's mistress works] |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 11: - London, Of Course Patty Hewes: Why are you dating a child? Jill Burnham: Michael is not a child. Patty Hewes: Are you mentally ill? Jill Burnham: Feel free to look around, if you see anything you want to buy I'll give you the family discount. Patty Hewes: You will break his heart, and when you do, I'll rip your face off |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 10: - Uh Oh, Out Come The Skeletons Michael Hewes: Uh-oh! Out come the skeletons. [to Patty and Phil, referring to Phils' vetting to become Energy Secretary] |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 9: - You Got Your Prom Date Pregnant Cynthia: What's up? Last time I saw that face, you were 18 and thought you got your prom date pregnant. [to her brother Tom Shayes] |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 8: - They Had to Tweeze That out of My Kidney Ellen Parsons: David sent me a wedding gift, it was sent to our old apartment. Counselor: What was the gift? Ellen Parsons: I don't know, I haven't opened it. I can't. Counselor: Why not? Ellen Parsons: Maybe I'm... protecting myself. Counselor: How so? Ellen Parsons: I don't want to be reminded of the past. I'm trying to move on. Wes Krulik: I don't think so. Counselor: Wes... Ellen Parsons: No, It's okay. What were you going to say? Wes Krulik: That gift, whatever it is. It's your last piece of David, once you open it it's over. You won't have anything left. But if you don't you always have one more moment with him to look forward to. Isn't that the opposite of moving on? |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 8: - They Had to Tweeze That out of My Kidney Arthur Frobisher: This is the bullet that he shot me with. I mean, they had to tweeze that out of my kidney. [referring to the bullet in his hand] |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 7: - New York Sucks Allison Kendrick: New York sucks. [to Walter Kendrick, at the sea lion pool] |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 6: - A Pretty Girl in a Leotard Arthur Frobisher: Man, ballet. I can never get into it. Even the dancers, which is kind of odd. You know, you'd think, what could go wrong with a pretty girl in a leotard? [to Walter Kendrick, in the theater lobby] |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 5: - I Agree, It Wasn't Funny Dave: [to Walter Kendrick] "I agree, it wasn't funny" [regarding the jokes told at Walter's club initiation roast] |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 4: - Hey! Mr. Pibb! Tom Shayes: Hey! Mr. Pibb. [to Ellen, upon seeing a 'Mr. Pibb' vending machine] |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 3: - I Knew Your Pig Josh Reston: We haven't met, but I knew your pig. [to Sadie Entwistle, at her farm in West Virginia] |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 2: - Burn It, Shred It, I Don't Care Daniel Purcell: Burn it. Shred it. I don't care. [to Patty, regarding the box of information on Aracite in Patty's office] |
![]() | Season 2 / Episode 1: - I Lied, Too. Ellen Parsons: I lied, too. [to unknown off-screen character, as 'Just For A Thrill' plays in the final scene] |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 11: - I Hate These People Ellen Parsons: I'm so sick of your bullshit. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 11: - I Hate These People Patty Hewes: [to opposing counsel] I'm not looking to destroy you. We attorneys survive: it's the clients that come and go. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 9: - Do You Regret What We Did? Katie Connor: You tell me one lie, and I'll cut your dick off! |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 5: - A Regular Earl Anthony Ray Fiske: I'm worried the sun don't shine on the same dog's tail all week. Arthur Frobisher: [after a pause] I have no idea what that means. Ray Fiske: It means we got *lucky*. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 4: - Tastes Like a Ho Ho Patty Hewes: It tastes like a Ho-Ho. [to Ellen, Katie, & Felicia] |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 4: - Tastes Like a Ho Ho Patty Hewes: Mmm, what is this called? Ellen Parsons: A ding-dong. Patty Hewes: A what? Ellen Parsons: A ding-dong. Patty Hewes: Its delicious, it tastes like a Ho-ho. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 3: - And My Paralyzing Fear of Death Dr. Bernard Herschenfeld: [to Phil and Patty, in Dr. Herschenfeld's office] Well, having spoken to Michael, I have to say, as a therapist and educator, my immediate concern is a recent dream of his, regarding his mortality. Michael Hewes: And my paralyzing fear of death. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 2: - Jesus, Mary and Joe Cocker Bearded Man: Well, there's always a solution. Arthur Frobisher: What kind of solution? Bearded Man: A permanent one. Arthur Frobisher: [shocked] What? Oh, God, no. What, you think that I...? Bearded Man: It wouldn't get back to you. Arthur Frobisher: We're... we're talking about a human life here. She's an innocent girl. She didn't do anything. She was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Bearded Man: Sometimes, that's enough. Arthur Frobisher: You're serious, aren't you? You're actually suggesting... Bearded Man: Look, Mr. Frobisher, you're insulated. You have resources. This kind of thing is simpler than you'd think. Arthur Frobisher: [trying to make a joke of it] So, how's that work? You know a guy, you make a call? Bearded Man: It's simpler than you think. Arthur Frobisher: [serious again] Yeah. Of course it is. Become powerful enough, eventually every option gets presented to you, doesn't it? Bearded Man: Yes, sir. Arthur Frobisher: One day, you're living your life, the next thing you know, some man shows up on your doorstep and offers you the ultimate decision. Bearded Man: And that's all it is, Mr. Frobisher... just another decision. Arthur Frobisher: No. You go down that road and then... you know... who are you? I mean, there's no going back. No, no, no. Bearded Man: Think about your family, Mr. Frobisher. Arthur Frobisher: Don't you tell me what - ! Bearded Man: [interrupting] This case is going to end with someone's life being destroyed. Why should it be yours? [Frobisher stares at him in shock, then backs slowly away and walks off] |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 2: - Jesus, Mary and Joe Cocker Ray Fiske: Jesus, Mary, and Joe Cocker, what a fine surprise. [as Katie barges into his office] |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Get Me A Lawyer Ellen Parsons: Get me a lawyer. [to Detectives Ortiz and Williams in the police interrogation room] [the last line of this episode] |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Get Me A Lawyer Martin Cutler: If you were a man I'd kick the living dog-shit out of you. Patty Hewes: If you were a man I'd be worried. |
![]() | Season 1 / Episode 1: - Get Me A Lawyer Defense lawyer: [furiously, after Patty bluffs him into a huge settlement] If you were a man I'd kick the living dogshit out of you! Patty Hewes: If you were a man I'd be worried. |
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