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 | Season 4 / Episode 8: - Where's a Harpoon When You Need One? Maryann Thorpe: I know you're there, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, DICK. Darling, didn't you want to talk? Okay, maybe now's not a good time, but that's not a problem because I'll always be there for you, DICK. Whenever there's acid rain coming from your sprinklers, I'll be there. Whenever there are fire ants in your tanning booth, I'll be there. When you've deluded yet another poor unsuspecting X-ray technician into accepting your loathsome advances and a pack of rabid Dobermans jumps into your Jacuzzi and rips the very soul from your body, I'LL BE THERE! Still don't feel like a chat, sweetheart? [whispers] I can wait. |
| Season 4 / Episode 8: - Where's a Harpoon When You Need One? Maryann Thorpe: Cybill! You swam the Los Angeles Harbor! You risked typhoid, Hepatitis B and future unexplained patches of hair all for me! Oh, pal! We'll hug tomorrow! |
| Season 3 / Episode 26: - Let's Stalk Maryann Thorpe: I just realized, Cybill, it's the end of an era. After I'm married, I'll be hanging up my stalking shoes, for good. Do you know what that means? Cybill Sheridan: You'll have Wednesday and Friday nights free. Maryann Thorpe: No. Well... yes, but it also means this is my last chance to commit a senseless act of revenge against Dr. Dick. |
| Season 2 / Episode 7: - To Sir, With Lust Maryann Thorpe: I can honestly say that was a truly bad night in the theatre. I walked out feeling like Mary Todd Lincoln. Cybill Sheridan: Yeah, but tonight no one got shot. Unfortunately. |
| Season 2 / Episode 7: - To Sir, With Lust Maryann Thorpe: Dick, Dick, Dick. Poisoning my wine and calling me an old goat. Will he never learn? |
| Season 2 / Episode 7: - To Sir, With Lust Maryann Thorpe: I'll show you an old goat! An old goat that's just eaten seven burritos and more bran flakes than the entire city of Boca Raton! |
| Unknown Episode: Maryann Thorpe: [spying on her ex-husband and singing to the tune of "I've Been Workin' On The Railroad"] The eyes of Maryann are on you, all the live long day/You hired a lawyer and divorced me, but you can't get away. |
| Unknown Episode: Cybill Sheridan: Smell me. Maryann Thorpe: Bite me. |
| Unknown Episode: Maryann Thorpe: Did I ever tell you I superglued his penis to his thigh? |
| Unknown Episode: Maryann Thorpe: My mouth feels like I just swallowed sheep. |
| Unknown Episode: Maryann Thorpe: Stink-o-rama! Loser! Must Pee TV! |
| Unknown Episode: Maryann Thorpe: Searing pain! Nerve damage! Temporary blindness! The taste of burnt pennies! |
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