Cybill Sheridan

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Cybill Shepherd
Cybill Shepherd, former beauty queen and model, rebounded from a disastrous early career in motion pictures ...

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Cybill Sheridan Quotes

	Season 3 / Episode 26: - Let's Stalk Cybill Sheridan: Okay, now we put the pan fried quail on the plate with the okra, and the grits and the biscuits and gravy. Some people think this food is a little heavy, but it won't hurt ya... if you lift from the knees.
	Season 3 / Episode 26: - Let's Stalk Sylvia: So listen, it's just between you and one other person. He's a book reviewer. We're going to put you both on the same show to see which one of you the audience takes to. Cybill Sheridan: So, we're gonna duke it out on the air, huh? I love competition. I'll slice him. I'll dice him. I'll puree his sorry bookworm ass. Ira Woodbine: Cybill? Cybill Sheridan: Ira? Ira Woodbine: You're the down-home cooking lady? Cybill Sheridan: You're the sorry bookworm ass?
	Season 3 / Episode 26: - Let's Stalk Maryann Thorpe: I just realized, Cybill, it's the end of an era. After I'm married, I'll be hanging up my stalking shoes, for good. Do you know what that means? Cybill Sheridan: You'll have Wednesday and Friday nights free. Maryann Thorpe: No. Well... yes, but it also means this is my last chance to commit a senseless act of revenge against Dr. Dick.
	Season 3 / Episode 26: - Let's Stalk Cybill Sheridan: Hey Zoey, you want to go to Maryann's bachlorette party tonight? We're going stalking. Zoey Woodbine: Okay, as long as you promise not to throw me to the cops when you need to make a getaway... like last time.
	Season 3 / Episode 26: - Let's Stalk Cybill Sheridan: That's not good.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - Virgin, Mother, Cheater Cybill Sheridan: I haven't felt so helpless since Grandfather ate the shoe polish and declared war on Virginia.
	Season 2 / Episode 7: - To Sir, With Lust Maryann Thorpe: I can honestly say that was a truly bad night in the theatre. I walked out feeling like Mary Todd Lincoln. Cybill Sheridan: Yeah, but tonight no one got shot. Unfortunately.
	Unknown Episode: Cybill Sheridan: I could have had Diane Keaton's part, but I gave it up for a role in a major motion picture starring... ABBA. [grimaces]
	Unknown Episode: Cybill Sheridan: Smell me. Maryann Thorpe: Bite me.

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