 | 1x01 The Pants Tent (Air Date: Oct. 15, 2000)
Larry notices a lift in the middle of his jeans, that everyone believes it an erection, though it's not. |  | 1x02 Ted and Mary (Air Date: Oct. 22, 2000)
Larry and Cheryl's fun-filled double date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen ends badly at the bowling alley, when Larry discovers that someone has taken off with his shoes. The next day ... |  | 1x03 Porno Gil (Air Date: Oct. 29, 2000)
By not picking up a golf ball that drops out of a bucket carried by a man in a tacky western hat, Larry sets off a bizarre chain of events in which he's forced to attend a party at the home ... |  | 1x04 The Bracelet (Air Date: Nov. 05, 2000)
Cheryl and Larry get into a fight after she returns from a trip and he's too distracted by a game on TV to greet her properly. To make peace, Larry decides to buy her a bracelet at a jewelry ... |  | 1x05 Interior Decorator (Air Date: Nov. 12, 2000)
By politely holding the elevator door for a woman in an office building, Larry ends up losing his place before her at the doctor's office, and is delayed 40 minutes. As a result, Larry ends ... |  | 1x06 The Wire (Air Date: Nov. 19, 2000)
Hoping to bury an unsightly telephone wire dangling over their yard, Larry and Cheryl befriend a pair of bizarre neighbors who must approve the burial. The husband is an incompetent lawyer ... |  | 1x07 AAMCO (Air Date: Nov. 26, 2000)
During a test-drive of Jeff's new "toy", a vintage '57 Chevy convertible, Larry mistakes the horn in an Aamco radio spot for that of an actual car idling behind him at a red light -- and ... |  | 1x08 Beloved Aunt (Air Date: Dec. 03, 2000)
At the funeral for Cheryl's aunt, Larry offers to use his connections (Jeff) to place an obituary in the newspaper. But when the paper comes out, the "a" in "aunt" has been inadvertently ... |  | 1x09 Affirmative Action (Air Date: Dec. 10, 2000)
On his way to the drug store to fill a prescription for his wife's itchy skin condition, Larry meets with Richard Lewis, who insists that he and Cheryl come by for coffee after dinner so ... |  | 1x10 The Group (Air Date: Dec. 17, 2000)
Jeff knows the director of The Vagina Monologues, and suggests that Cheryl (a former actress) should replace an actress who's quitting the cast. Leaving his office, a grateful Cheryl and ... |
 | 2x01 The Car Salesman (Air Date: Sep. 23, 2001)
Living out of a hotel (they were fed up with "the wire" at their old home), Larry and Cheryl make a successful bid on a seaside chateau owned by Jason Alexander's new agent, Jay Schneider. ... |  | 2x02 Thor (Air Date: Sep. 30, 2001)
Jeff leaves his wife Susie, and his concerns about his dirty laundry being aired in court filter down to Larry, who becomes obsessed with showing Cheryl how un-kinky he is. Instead, after ... |  | 2x03 Trick or Treat (Air Date: Oct. 07, 2001)
Larry and Cheryl attend the premiere of a movie written by his handicapped friend Cliff Cobb, during which Larry manages to offend a Jewish neighbor, alienate Cliff (as well as the memory ... |  | 2x04 The Shrimp Incident (Air Date: Oct. 14, 2001)
Larry suspects that HBO exec Allan Wasserman has lifted some shrimp out of his Chinese food following a take-out mix-up. Later, when he and Julia Louis-Dreyfus are pitching their new show ... |  | 2x05 The Thong (Air Date: Oct. 21, 2001)
Larry decides he can't continue seeing his shrink after seeing him wearing a thong bathing suit on the beach. Fellow patient Richard Lewis agrees, and the two plot ways to end their doctor/patient ... |  | 2x06 The Acupuncturist (Air Date: Oct. 28, 2001)
An acupuncturist agrees to waive his $5,000 fee if he can't cure Larry's back. Coincidentally, a down-on-his-luck writer asks Larry for a $5,000 loan, claiming he'll soon pay the loan off ... |  | 2x07 The Doll (Air Date: Nov. 04, 2001)
Having successfully pitched his Julia Louis-Dreyfus project to ABC, Larry agrees to attend a pair of mini-series screenings at the network starting that night. The young daughter of ABC ... |  | 2x08 Shaq (Air Date: Nov. 11, 2001)
Larry is villainized for accidentally tripping Shaquille O'Neal at a Lakers game, but the incident ironically ends up bringing him good luck. |  | 2x09 The Baptism (Air Date: Nov. 18, 2001)
Larry can't believe that the Jewish man who is marrying Cheryl's sister is converting to Christianity. Richard Lewis accuses Larry of stealing the outgoing message of his answering machine, ... |  | 2x10 The Massage (Air Date: Nov. 25, 2001)
Cheryl's psychic busts Larry for a naughty massage, and a restaurant owner busts Larry for stealing forks. |
 | 3x01 Chet's Shirt (Air Date: Sep. 15, 2002)
Larry and Jeff invest in a restaurant with Ted Danson. In lieu of attending his dentist's dinner party, Larry decides to shop for waiters' uniforms, and in the process buys spiffy matching ... |  | 3x02 The Benadryl Brownie (Air Date: Sep. 22, 2002)
About five years after the rest of the world, Larry enters the world of cell phones. Using his new toy, he calls Cheryl and asks her to tell Randy, the chef at his new restaurant, to omit ... |  | 3x03 Club Soda and Salt (Air Date: Sep. 29, 2002)
Dismayed in part over the peanut incident, Randy quits the restaurant and Larry, Jeff and Ted must hustle to find a new chef. Ted suggests they audition his personal chef at home, but at ... |  | 3x04 The Nanny from Hell (Air Date: Oct. 06, 2002)
Larry, Cheryl, Jeff and Susie encounter a "nanny from hell" whose reign of terror is thwarted by twelve sponge cakes. Larry commits a "penis faux pas" after a pool party, and Richard Lewis ... |  | 3x05 The Terrorist Attack (Air Date: Oct. 13, 2002)
A rumored threat of a terrorist attack undermines a benefit performance by Alanis Morissette. Meanwhile, Larry can't help snubbing Paul Reiser's wife Mindy during a series of encounters ... |  | 3x06 The Special Section (Air Date: Oct. 20, 2002)
Larry's mother dies while he's shooting a film in NYC, but he doesn't find out until he returns to LA two days after the funeral. Getting over the initial shock, Larry uses his loss as an ... |  | 3x07 The Corpse-Sniffing Dog (Air Date: Oct. 27, 2002)
Over a makeup dinner with the Braudys, Larry openly ponders the question, "When a husband pays the check, do you have to also thank the wife?" with predictable results. Jeff's return home ... |  | 3x08 Krazee-Eyez Killa (Air Date: Nov. 03, 2002)
Larry is accused of betraying the confidences of Wanda's boyfriend, a rapper he met at a party. Later, Larry alienates Jeff's wife Susie by passing on her house-tour offer, then runs into ... |  | 3x09 Mary, Joseph and Larry (Air Date: Nov. 10, 2002)
Larry proves himself an incompetent Christmas tipper, while both Larry and Jeff prove themselves incompetent at creating believable alibis for the messes they get in. After offending his ... |  | 3x10 The Grand Opening (Air Date: Nov. 17, 2002)
Larry figures out a way to fire a chef, and alienate an important restaurant critic, in the days before his new restaurant is scheduled to open. As Susie stews over a misunderstanding with ... |
 | 4x01 Mel's Offer (Air Date: Jan. 04, 2004)
With their tenth wedding anniversary approaching, Larry reminds Cheryl of a "present" she promised him back when they got engaged. Later that night, a karaoke performance ends up landing ... |  | 4x02 Ben's Birthday Party (Air Date: Jan. 11, 2004)
Larry reconnects with Michael, his blind tormenter, to bad results. Meanwhile, Richard Lewis asks Larry for an unusual favor, and Larry's poor party etiquette embarrasses Cheryl. |  | 4x03 The Blind Date (Air Date: Jan. 18, 2004)
Larry mends fences with Michael by setting him up on a blind date. Jeff admits to a sexual fantasy that peeves Larry; Ben Stiller delivers an ultimatum; and Larry levies a steep accusation ... |  | 4x04 The Weatherman (Air Date: Jan. 25, 2004)
Larry inadvertently traumatizes the Greenes' daughter at their dinner party. Later, Larry accuses a local weatherman of misrepresenting the forecast for personal gain. |  | 4x05 The 5 Wood (Air Date: Feb. 01, 2004)
A bag of raisins & cashews threatens Larry's working relationship with David Schwimmer, while a dirty locker threatens his golf-club membership. |  | 4x06 The Car Pool Lane (Air Date: Feb. 08, 2004)
Larry finds an innovative way to use the HOV lane to get to a Dodgers game, and pays a price for getting his dad some medicinal marijuana. |  | 4x07 The Surrogate (Air Date: Feb. 22, 2004)
Larry's decision to buy a surrogate mother a baby-shower gift backfires, as do his efforts to pass a routine physical. |  | 4x08 Wandering Bear (Air Date: Feb. 29, 2004)
A surreptitious video purchase endangers Larry's relationship with his assistant, Antoinette, and nearly costs Jeff and Susie their best friend. Meanwhile, Cheryl gets medical treatment ... |  | 4x09 The Survivor (Air Date: Mar. 07, 2004)
Larry contemplates a tempting offer from his Hasidic dry cleaner. |  | 4x10 Opening Night (Air Date: Mar. 14, 2004)
In the season finale, Larry opens in "The Producers" on Broadway. |
 | 5x01 The Larry David Sandwich (Air Date: Sep. 25, 2005)
In the Season premiere, Larry is changed by a near-death experience, a revelation about his father, and a sandwich named after him. |  | 5x02 The Bowtie (Air Date: Oct. 02, 2005)
Larry hires a private investigator to uncover a personal secret, adopts a "racist" dog, and falls off his pedestal as a lesbian advocate, temporarily. |  | 5x03 The Christ Nail (Air Date: Oct. 09, 2005)
Larry buys his housekeeper a bra, and is saved from the wrath of her vengeful husband by orthodics and a special nail. |  | 5x04 Kamikaze Bingo (Air Date: Oct. 16, 2005)
Larry dishonors an art dealer at a Japanese restaurant, and accuses a nursing-home resident of a Bingo fix. |  | 5x05 Lewis Needs A Kidney (Air Date: Oct. 30, 2005)
Larry and Jeff debate how far they're willing to go to help out a friend in need. |  | 5x06 The Smoking Jacket (Air Date: Nov. 06, 2005)
Larry makes two wishes come true, and swaps smoking jackets with an icon. |  | 5x07 The Seder (Air Date: Nov. 13, 2005)
Larry ruffles feathers by inviting a sex offender to seder. |  | 5x08 The Ski Lift (Air Date: Nov. 20, 2005)
Larry tries to befriend the head of a kidney-transplant consortium. |  | 5x09 The Korean Bookie (Air Date: Nov. 27, 2005)
Larry suspects his Korean bookie of kidnapping Jeff's dog. |  | 5x10 The End (Air Date: Dec. 04, 2005)
In the fifth-season finale, Larry is a changed man after a trip to Sonoma, which comes as a relief to Richard Lewis. |
 | 6x01 Meet The Blacks (Air Date: Sep. 09, 2007)
Cheryl convinces Larry that they should take in a family who lost their home in a hurricane, and Larry tries to avoid two parties. |  | 6x02 The Anonymous Donor (Air Date: Sep. 16, 2007)
A new home for the Davids comes with another houseguest; Larry complains about a dry-cleaning mishap to Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Cal.) after his prized Yankees jersey is lost; Ted Danson's ... |  | 6x03 The Ida Funkhouser Roadside Memorial (Air Date: Sep. 23, 2007)
Larry takes offense at other people's shopping methods; Marty Funkhouser mourns the loss of his mother, but is angered by the lack of flowers at her memorial. |  | 6x04 The Lefty Call (Air Date: Sep. 30, 2007)
Larry comes to regret his decision to get Richard Lewis's girlfriend a job next to the office's bathroom; Larry's political acumen needs sharpening. |  | 6x05 The Freak Book (Air Date: Oct. 07, 2007)
A limo driver's faux pas at Ted Danson's birthday party results in Larry driving John McEnroe to a Paul McCartney concert; Larry reconsiders his position in a cemetery plot with his wife ... |  | 6x06 The Rat Dog (Air Date: Oct. 14, 2007)
Loretta and Leon have job interviews; Jeff's exterminator bugs Larry to take him to a middle-school production of “Grease”; Larry inadvertently insults a hearing-impaired woman's do ... |  | 6x07 The TiVo Guy (Air Date: Oct. 21, 2007)
Cheryl is on a flight back home from Florida, and during the trip, the flight encounters horrific weather. Fearing for her life, she calls Larry, who has the Tivo guy over at his house and ... |  | 6x08 The N Word (Air Date: Oct. 28, 2007)
Larry's attempt to do something nice for Auntie Rae backfires; an opportunity arises for Larry when Jeff's treated for a sleeping disorder. |  | 6x09 The Therapist (Air Date: Nov. 04, 2007)
Larry works hard to show Cheryl that "New Larry" is the perfect man for her. When some questionable advice from his therapist goes horribly wrong during a date, Cheryl tells him that she ... |  | 6x10 The Bat Mitzvah (Air Date: Nov. 11, 2007)
With his recent failed attempt to rekindle Cheryl's affections weighing heavily upon him, Larry is in a deep funk. But Jeff's daughter's Bat Mitzvah is coming up, and Cheryl will be attending ... |
 | 7x01 Funkhouser's Crazy Sister (Air Date: Sep. 20, 2009)
[add summary] | | 7x02 Vehicular Fellatio (Air Date: Sep. 27, 2009)
[add summary] | | 7x03 The Reunion (Air Date: Oct. 04, 2009)
Larry at long last relents and agrees to a Seinfeld reunion when he realizes it could help him win back Cheryl. Larry's miffed when Jason Alexander refuses to coordinate tips on their separate, ... |  | 7x04 The Hot Towel (Air Date: Oct. 11, 2009)
Larry makes an enemy of Christian Slater at Ted and Mary's anniversary party and runs into an ex-girlfriend who shows renewed interest in him. Meanwhile, Larry's doctor gives him his personal ... | | 7x05 Denise Handicapped (Air Date: Oct. 18, 2009)
Larry, dating a wheelchair-bound woman mostly out of guilt, realizes he gets to take advantage of the perks society affords her as well. Meanwhile, following an argument over picking up ... | | 7x06 The Bare Midriff (Air Date: Oct. 25, 2009)
When Larry and Jerry Seinfeld get together to write the reunion show, they consider including Larry's latest experience, which involves a crying Jesus and a bare-midriff assistant. | | 7x07 The Black Swan (Air Date: Nov. 01, 2009)
[add summary] | | 7x08 TBA (Air Date: Nov. 08, 2009)
[add summary] | | 7x09 The Table Read (Air Date: Nov. 15, 2009)
[add summary] | | 7x10 Seinfeld (Air Date: Nov. 22, 2009)
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