Curb Your Enthusiasm - Episode 05x08

Episode: 05x08 Title: The Ski Lift Type: Regular Episode Production Code: N/A First Aired: Nov. 20, 2005

Summary: Larry tries to befriend the head of a kidney-transplant consortium.

Who appeared in this episode?

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  Larry David
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  Cheryl David
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  Jeff Greene
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  Richard Lewis
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  Susie Greene

Episode Quotes

Season 5 / Episode 8: - The Ski Lift Larry David: I think you took the ball, stashed in your unusually large vagina, and marched right out of here.

Season 5 / Episode 8: - The Ski Lift Larry David: [walking in] Hello! Lisa Thompson: Hello. Welcome back. Larry David: [enthusiastically] So! You know, I spoke to our mutual friend. [Jeff, concerning the size of his penis] Lisa Thompson: Did you say hello for me? Larry David: I did, I did. I did say hello, and... I couldn't help but mention the... whole kind of...”small penis" thing... It came out. Lisa Thompson: Oh, my gosh... Was he upset? Larry David: Not at all! Not at all... [folds his arms] Lisa Thompson: Really? Larry David: In fact he had a... completely different take on it than you! He said the problem didn't lie with his small penis... but rather, with your... BIG vagina. [smugly, he makes a wide 'V' symbol with his hands] Lisa Thompson: Is THAT what he did? Larry David: Yeah! [sign again] BIG! Lisa Thompson: THIS is my vagina? Larry David: HUGE! [nodding smuggly] Huge! Lisa Thompson: Are you kidding? I don't have a big vagina! Larry David: [grinning smugly with condescending eyes] You've got the huge vagina. Lisa Thompson: Oh, do I? Larry David: [nodding] You got the huge vagina. You're blaming the small penis... It's not necessary. Lisa Thompson: I made a little... You're the one that-! Larry David: [cutting Lisa off] ME THINKS the lady doth protest too much! Hmph! [making the sign]

Episode Screenshots (From Season 5)

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