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Susie Greene

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Susie Greene Quotes

06x10 - The Bat Mitzvah Season 6 / Episode 10: - The Bat Mitzvah

Susie Greene: Fuck you Larry, this is bullshit motherfucker. You are such a bald asshole I can't believe it.
Loretta Black: [coming downstairs] Who the FUCK do you think you're talking to? Nobody talks to my man like that. You better get your ass out of my house. You fucking bitch!
Larry: [waving] goodbye!
04x05 - The 5 Wood Season 4 / Episode 5: - The 5 Wood

Susie Greene: [after Larry gets them kicked out of their country club, Cheryl suggests a new one] Oh no. I'm sorry Cheryl but there's like two Jews in that whole club. It's WASP, WASP, Republican city. This one will stick out like a sore thumb with that Jew face.
03x10 - The Grand Opening Season 3 / Episode 10: - The Grand Opening

Cheryl David: [the orgy of cursing has broken out... , Cheryl, with her southern twang coming out] Ya Goddamn Motherfucking Bitch!
Susie Greene: [Susie, misinterpreting Cheryl's words for her... ] FUCK YOU You Car-Wash Cunt! I had a dental appointment! [leaves angrily]
03x08 - Krazee-Eyez Killa Season 3 / Episode 8: - Krazee-Eyez Killa

Susie Greene: Okay Larry you don't want the tour? Get the fuck out of my house.
02x07 - The Doll Season 2 / Episode 7: - The Doll

Susie Greene: [after discovering that Larry and Jeff stole the head from her daughter's doll] You four eyed fuck and you fat piece of shit! Get the head!
Jeff Greene: [later] Boy I did not need that.
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Susie Greene: [Larry steals the head of a doll from Jeff's daughter's collection] You fat fuck! And you bald piece of shit! Where's the fucking head?
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Restaraunt Chef: [Larry hires a chef who has Tourette's Syndrome] Fuckhead shitface cocksucker asshole son of a bitch! [the restaurant suddenly turns silent]
Larry David: [Remembering seeing some high school students support a kid with cancer] Maybe one day I'll get a chance to do something good for somebody like that.
Larry David: [Aloud] Scum-sucking motherfucking whore!
Jeff Greene: Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma! Cock!
Michael York: Bum! Fuck, turd, fart... cunt, piss, shit, bugger and balls!
Restaurant Manager: Dammit... hell... crap... ssssssshit!
Cheryl: Ya goddamn motherfuckin' bitch!
Susie Greene: [Thinking Cheryl is yelling at her] Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!
Cheryl's Dad: Fellatio, cunnilingus, french kissing! Rimjob.
Richard Lewis: Pussy pig fucker!
Jeff Greene's Dad: Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O! [Everyone in the restaurant is now laughing hysterically]
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Susie Greene: You four-eyed fuck.
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Susie Greene: [shows Larry a gawdy, sequined shirt she has made] Now, is this cute? I mean how much fun is this? Huh? Great, right?
Larry: You know, it's nice.
Susie Greene: Yeah.
Larry: Not quite my cup of tea, but... y'know, uh, it's nice.
Susie Greene: All right, you know what? Fuck you... and fuck your tea.
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Cheryl: Okay, you know what? I think my friend Julie was just saying that the Beverly Park Country Club might be taking new members.
Susie Greene: Ah, eh...
Larry: It's... pretty.
Cheryl: I think they're taking new members, and it's a beautiful country club...
Susie Greene: All right, look, I don't want to offend you, but there's like three fuckin' Jews in the whole club, okay? It's not for us. It's WASP, WASP, Republican city...
Cheryl: Okay, you know what? I fit in with you guys all the time, for years I've been going to your thing, so...
Larry: How am I even gonna get by in the interview?
Susie Greene: [points at Larry] This one would stick out like a sore fuckin' thumb, this Jewface over here.
Larry: Oh, I'm more of a Jewface than *you*?
Susie Greene: Hey, fuck you, Larry, okay? I didn't get us into this predicament!
Larry: I'm much more gentiley than you are!
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Susie Greene: [about Jeff] He *violates* me, Larry! He defiles me!

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