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Played by:   Richard Lewis Born in Brooklyn, NYC and raised in Englewood, New Jersey. He went to Dwight Morrow High School (where ...

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Richard Lewis Quotes

	Unknown Episode: Richard Lewis: [after Larry asks for his meditating style back] No, you can't be an East Indian giver.
	Unknown Episode: Restaraunt Chef: [Larry hires a chef who has Tourette's Syndrome] Fuckhead shitface cocksucker asshole son of a bitch! [the restaurant suddenly turns silent] Larry David: [Remembering seeing some high school students support a kid with cancer] Maybe one day I'll get a chance to do something good for somebody like that. Larry David: [Aloud] Scum-sucking motherfucking whore! Jeff Greene: Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma! Cock! Michael York: Bum! Fuck, turd, fart... cunt, piss, shit, bugger and balls! Restaurant Manager: Dammit... hell... crap... ssssssshit! Cheryl: Ya goddamn motherfuckin' bitch! Susie Greene: [Thinking Cheryl is yelling at her] Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT! Cheryl's Dad: Fellatio, cunnilingus, french kissing! Rimjob. Richard Lewis: Pussy pig fucker! Jeff Greene's Dad: Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O! [Everyone in the restaurant is now laughing hysterically]
	Unknown Episode: Richard Lewis: Can't we have lunch or something and discuss this? Larry: I can't. Richard Lewis: Why not? Larry: I've been auctioned off for some charity. Richard Lewis: What is this, "Roots"?
	Unknown Episode: Richard Lewis: Ya fucked it up! You don't know how to use a goddamn cell phone! Larry: It was a shit cell phone! Richard Lewis: A fucking praying mantis could use that goddamn phone!

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