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	Season 6 / Episode 6: - From Miami to New York (2) Portia Pryce: I can get you a membership application, if you'd like. Don Flack: [disgusted] God, no. Thank you.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Battle Scars Detective Mac Taylor: Do you know this man? Dot com: Yeah, that's Jesse Lewis. Why? Did he do something wrong? Detective Don Flack: Yeah. He stepped in front of a gun while somebody else was pulling the trigger.
	Season 5 / Episode 23: - Greater Good Ronnie DeSoto: He should be lying in an alley right now with a bullet between his eyes. Detective Don Flack: Excuse me? Detective Stella Bonasera: And how do you know that? Detective Don Flack: You were going to do him, weren't you? So what's your beef with Talmadge Neville? Ronnie DeSoto: Let's just say I'm a guy with a specific skill set. And I got the constitution to commit acts that other people don't have the courage to. Detective Stella Bonasera: You're a hit man. Ronnie DeSoto: I'm not familiar with that term. Detective Don Flack: Sorry. "Contract killer." Is that what you prefer to put on your business cards?
	Season 5 / Episode 23: - Greater Good Detective Don Flack: A hit man with a code of ethics. How noble.
	Season 5 / Episode 22: - Yahrzeit Detective Mac Taylor: [yelling] Do you have something to say? Abraham Klein: [smiles at one way glass] Wir sollten sie alle getötet haben Aaron Lesnick: "We should have killed them all"
	Season 5 / Episode 22: - Yahrzeit Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: I know this is going to sound crazy, but I think all of this happened for a reason, okay? Elgers surfacing today as a witness, today of all days, and my plane getting delayed, and you and I going to question him together. Now maybe this is my uncle Frank testing me to see if I learned something from him. My uncle was in Memphis the day Dr. King was assassinated. Couldn't have been more than ten years old. And his whole life, he was on the front lines of racism, and he never let it intimidate him.
	Season 5 / Episode 22: - Yahrzeit Michael Elgers: I told you, I'm done talking. Detective Mac Taylor: Then shut up.
	Season 5 / Episode 21: - The Past, Present and Murder Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: A polar bear in the middle of New York City. Global warming is worse than I thought.
	Season 5 / Episode 20: - Prey James Copeland: Who's going to shoot somebody in a theater? Detective Don Flack: Did you ever hear of a guy named John Wilkes Booth?
	Season 5 / Episode 17: - Green Piece Dr. Sid Hammerback: So, how's it feel? It's your last case, right? And then off to Montana. Detective Lindsay Monroe: It feels pretty good. Dr. Sid Hammerback: Oh, I bet it does. No bodies at 3 a.m. No double shifts with no sleep, a slice of pizza on the run. Detective Lindsay Monroe: Constipation, swelling of the feet, help getting up from a chair, constant urination. Want to switch? Dr. Sid Hammerback: I already have all of that. I just want the time off.
	Season 5 / Episode 17: - Green Piece Detective Mac Taylor: [on Danny's impending fatherhood and his ambivalence to marrying the mother of his child] Danny, God brought you and Lindsay together. I believe that. And you have been blessed with a gift - the greatest gift that life has to offer. You can choose to live in a place of fear... or you can believe in the best version of yourself.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - The Party's Over Detective Lindsay Monroe: Hawkes. You transferred over from the M.E.s' office, which means you're not a sworn NYPD, so there was no decisions for you to make. You can't say for sure what you would do. Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Yes I can. If I'd earned the distinction of being a detective, I'd be here whether or not the city could afford to pay me.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - The Party's Over Detective Danny Messer: [the "Blue Flu" is taking over the police force] Hey, Stell, you know, I'm not feeling so hot. Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Don't tell me, you got the "flu" too. Detective Danny Messer: I'm sick, Doc, you wanna examine me?
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - The Party's Over Dr. Sid Hammerback: [Stella is wearing an cocktail dress and carrying a brown paper evidence bag] You might have chosen a different bag to go with that dress. Detective Stella Bonasera: You think?
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - The Party's Over Adam Ross: [Stella has just suggested Jake could have killed his father] Come on, Stella, he's a small thirteen year old boy. There is no way that he's strong enough to strangle an adult. Detective Stella Bonasera: Closing off the two carotid artries stops blood flow to the brain. That takes a matter of seconds and very little pressure, Adam. It's about the position of the ligiture not the force behind it. And since science puts Jake with our vic at time of death... Adam Ross: [Hesitant] Jake could have murdered his father.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - The Party's Over Detective Mac Taylor: You know what they say: keep your friends close and your enemies closer - and if that doesn't work, kill 'em.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - The Party's Over Detective Stella Bonasera: [At Danny's apartment, holding a bag with soup in it] Jewish penicillin. Detective Danny Messer: [laughs] I'm not sick, Stella. Detective Stella Bonasera: You like chicken soup, don't'cha? Detective Danny Messer: [Hesitates] I could never say no to a little chicken noodle. Detective Stella Bonasera: Then invite me in. [He lets her in] You know, I came over here to yell at you. Detective Danny Messer: Stella, we deserve to get paid. Come on, cops work hard in this city, you know, I mean, the Brass, they're not working for free so why the hell should I? You know I'm right. Come on, pull up a spoon. Detective Stella Bonasera: I'm old school, Danny. You know, I took an oath and I take it literally. My responsibility is first and foremost to the people of this city and job that I do. Detective Danny Messer: That's exactly why I'm holding out for a little respect. I mean I come from a family of cops, Stell, I'm not taking this thing lightly. Detective Stella Bonasera: Yeah, I know, I know, I know. Look I guess, I guess, it just took me driving over here to understand it all. People were crazy. They were getting out of their cars, it was chaos, there were no traffic cops. Detective Danny Messer: So you were coming over here to lay into me, yeah? Detective Stella Bonasera: Yeah I was on my way to lay into you! I was so pissed off, Danny. Hawkes stood in for you at that hearing and they threw the case out. And there was so much work at the lab. Thank God for Lindasy, you know, she's a real trooper. Detective Danny Messer: Yeah, yeah, she is. She's been calling me every other hour. Except I got to cough every time I answer the phone in case it's not her. Detective Stella Bonasera: You did the unpopular thing. Detective Danny Messer: [Chuckles] Me? That's my M.O., right? Detective Stella Bonasera: Ah, look, I got to get back to work, but I'm not leaving here without some of that soup, so how about you fix me up one to go please? Detective Danny Messer: Sure.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - The Party's Over Adam Ross: You get the thoughts, right? The bad ones that race in your head and you can't make them stop. You try and block them out and think about something else, but uh, doesn't work. So you, uh, you come up with these rituals. Just these little things that make yourself feel better. Counting, washing, unplugging things, pulling out your eyelashes. Jake Kaplan: I, I thought I was... Adam Ross: Thought you were a freak? [Jake nods] Yeah, it's not your fault, Jake, okay? It's your brain and it's just playing tricks on you. It's called OCD and a lot of people have it. Jake Kaplan: How do you know so much? Adam Ross: Some of it's science. Hm, let me guess, your, uh, your dad just didn't understand what you were doing, right? Why you always had to check things. Jake Kaplan: I had to 'cause if I didn't... Adam Ross: Then you thought something bad was going to happen, I know. Jake Kaplan: I had to keep him safe. Adam Ross: So this all started after your mom died, right? The thoughts, the checking. Now, you see, OCD is usually triggered when something bad happens. Jake Kaplan: I went up there 'cause, I just, I didn't want to go to the party and talk to all those people, but he found me. He made me so angry. Adam Ross: The blank tile. That was the last game you played with your mom, right? Jake Kaplan: She, she told me, she, she said the blank was me because it could be anything. I, I could be anything. Adam Ross: She believed in you. Jake Kaplan: Yeah. Then she went away. Sometimes, he was really mean, but I loved my dad. Adam Ross: I know you did. Jake Kaplan: I'm sorry. What's gonna happen to me? Adam Ross: [Crying] You're gonna go away for a while, Jake.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - The Party's Over Detective Stella Bonasera: Hey Adam, you'll be alright? Adam Ross: Yeah, uh, you know, nothing that a slice and some Guitar Hero can't fix. Detective Stella Bonasera: [pauses] Okay, see you tomorrow. Adam Ross: Night. [Turns and walks away. Stella is about to call out to him but doesn't and returns inside]
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - The Party's Over Detective Mac Taylor: I respect anyone who stands behind their convictions. What I can't stand are men who are motivated purely by greed and the destruction of others.
	Season 5 / Episode 15: - The Party's Over Deputy Inspector Gillian Whitford: You know "Jerry Maguire"? Detective Mac Taylor: I know a Jack Maguire. Teaches firearms at the academy. Deputy Inspector Gillian Whitford: [amused] No, the movie. "Jerry Maguire." You remember what Cuba said to Cruise? Detective Mac Taylor: "Show me the money."
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Rush to Judgment Danny Messer: [during an autopsy of a decapitated man] Mr. Potato Head! The live version. Detective Lindsay Monroe: More like the bloody, dead version! Dr. Sid Hammerback: I used to play with Mr. Potato Head as a boy. I would time myself, see how long it took to assemble him. Some would say I was... obsessed! Danny Messer: You? Obsessed? Nooo!
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Rush to Judgment Detective Stella Bonasera: [about Flack, who's under investigation by Internal Affairs] He's so by-the-book, he doesn't even swear.
	Season 5 / Episode 13: - Rush to Judgment Danny Messer: [impressed] High school wrestling team? Detective Jessica Angell: Four older brothers.
	Season 5 / Episode 10: - The Triangle Detective Lindsay Monroe: Wouldn't you rather walk down the aisle than be pushed?
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - The Box Detective Lindsay Monroe: I'm pregnant. Detective Danny Messer: [sighing] You sure?
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - The Box Reggie Dunham: You know what they say, right? Mind's a terrible thing to waste. Detective Mac Taylor: So is my time.
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - The Box Detective Danny Messer: [to Lindsey] A while ago I messed up, alright? I was with another woman. I didn't say anything. But she knew. I think she knew, alright? Couple of months we got back together, things haven't really been the same.
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - The Box Detective Lindsay Monroe: Danny, I know you. Detective Danny Messer: What's that supposed to mean? Detective Lindsay Monroe: I just mean that I'm not expecting anything.
	Season 5 / Episode 9: - The Box Detective Danny Messer: Maybe this time they broke in to dump a car. Detective Mac Taylor: And a few spare body parts.

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