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	Season 8 / Episode 3: - Bolt Action Det. Frank Tripp: I don't say this very often, but I THINK I found a lightning bolt.
	Season 7 / Episode 16: - Sink or Swim Calleigh Duquesne: [jokingly] You missed out. [they hug] I was going to marry you, but your dad stepped in. Eric Delko: [laughing] What makes you think I would say yes? Maybe I met somebody special on the inside. Calleigh Duquesne: I doubt his cooking is as good as mine. Hey, why don't I take you back to my place, I'll make you a traditional American dinner since you are new to our country? Eric Delko: Sounds good... but danger has been following me everywhere I go. Eric Delko: Calleigh, I'm serious, I don't want anything to happen to you.
	Season 7 / Episode 16: - Sink or Swim Eric Delko: [worried that he is a magnet for danger] Calleigh, I'm serious, I don't want anything to happen to you. Calleigh Duquesne: C'mon. I have the safest house in Miami. Do you know how many guns I have?
	Season 7 / Episode 4: - Raging Cannibal Lieutenant Horatio Caine: You understand that this is a restricted land. Daniel Nash: Yeah, I'm one of the few people authorized to be here. Detective Frank Tripp: What about her? Is she authorized? Daniel Nash: Well... I... not technically. I brought her out here. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: To get technical.
	Season 6 / Episode 18: - Tunnel Vision Carlos Santiago: This is way above your head, Lieutenant. Horatio Caine: It is a skill I perfected, Carlos.
	Season 6 / Episode 15: - Ambush Eric Delko: [pounding on the door; door breaks open] Where is she? Dan Cooper: I don't know! Eric Delko: What the hell are you doing, huh? What are you doing, Cooper? [shoves Cooper to the ground] Dan Cooper: I was just having a little bit of fun, man, all right? Little Miss Perfect needed to be taken down a notch or two. So I videotaped her. So what? Eric Delko: Videotape? You've been harassing her on the website, and now she's missing. Dan Cooper: Well, Calleigh's a big girl; she can take care of herself. Eric Delko: She can take care of herself? You posted her new number on the website! Dan Cooper: It's not against the law. Eric Delko: Yeah? What of some felon, what if some felon calls her out to a location, huh? You think about that? Yeah, that's what I thought. If something happens to her, Cooper, I'm going to come back here and kill you.
	Season 6 / Episode 9: - Stand Your Ground Rick Stetler: You couldn't provide a description of the suspect. Calleigh Duquesne: [firearms expert] He was carrying a Smith and Wesson .459 wood-grain grip with an adjustable rear sight at my head, Rick!
	Season 6 / Episode 8: - Permanent Vacation Horatio Caine: He is trying to tell us, and we're listening.
	Season 6 / Episode 7: - Chain Reaction Det. Frank Tripp: [replying to Ryan about why he brought him to the scene] Well, except for the amazing joy I get from irritating you...
	Season 6 / Episode 7: - Chain Reaction Det. Frank Tripp: [to Ryan] So I need you, my favorite dust monkey...
	Season 6 / Episode 7: - Chain Reaction Ryan Wolfe: [to Frank about what Frank asked him to do] Ah, so you need me to help you read...
	Season 6 / Episode 6: - Sunblock Horatio Caine: Mr. Wolfe, at the end of the day, if we don't hang together, we'll die alone.
	Season 6 / Episode 5: - Deep Freeze Wendy Legassic: I signed a non-disclosure agreement with the TV station. It's legally binding. Calleigh Duquesne: So are handcuffs. It's your choice, Wendy.
	Season 5 / Episode 18: - Triple Threat Calleigh Duquesne: I see things other people don't.
	Season 5 / Episode 18: - Triple Threat Dr. Alexx Woods: Shot in the light of day in a house filled with people? That's cold-blooded Horatio. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Correction Alexx. It's as cold... as ice.
	Season 5 / Episode 18: - Triple Threat Alexx Woods: Shot in the light of day in a house filled with people? That's cold-blooded, Horatio. Horatio Caine: It's as cold... as ice.
	Season 5 / Episode 6: - Curse Of The Coffin Ryan Wolfe: You know, what I want to know is how Ed got up and got out of here without any one seeing him. Dr. Alexx Woods: Hey. My staff isn't trained to watch the living.
	Season 5 / Episode 3: - Death Pool 100 Calleigh Duquesne: I guess somebody will always think it's easy to make a hundred. Horatio Caine: But we... we know different, don't we?
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Rio Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Where's the boy?
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Rio Eric Delko: We're goin' home? Lieutenant Horatio Caine: [matter of factly] We're going home!
	Season 4 / Episode 23: - Shock Ryan Wolfe: She's a pretty good actress. Calleigh Duquesne: She's not that good, she only does reality TV.
	Season 4 / Episode 23: - Shock Shooter: [a man with a gun is talking to someone over the phone. He's got his sights set on Horatio's back and is just awaiting the go-ahead from the person on the other end of the line] I've got a clear shot. I can get the hit and get away clean. I've got it all lined up. Just give me the OK.
	Season 4 / Episode 20: - Free Fall Peter Elliott: Hey, are you OK? Field Agent told me about the Leo and Sienna thing on the bridge. Crazy stuff. Calleigh Duquesne: Word travels fast. I'm surprised you're willing to set foot in our lab with all the information leaks around here Peter Elliott: If you're referring to our fraud case, I'm sorry. Calleigh Duquesne: You knew that bank was part of our investigation and you said nothing. Peter Elliott: The bank closure was in front of a Judge. If ownership found out, they could have blocked it. There was too much was at stake, Calleigh. Calleigh Duquesne: We're on the same team. Peter Elliott: I know that. But right now your lab has a credibility problem. We have to be careful until it blows over. Calleigh Duquesne: I don't think this is gonna blow over. Everytime I see you, there's a new reason not to trust you. Excuse me.
	Season 4 / Episode 20: - Free Fall Ryan Wolfe: I thought Peter Elliot was helping us? Calleigh Duquesne: He is. At my Request. Ryan Wolfe: Doesn't want to get his, uh, pretty suit dirty? Where is he? Calleigh Duquesne: I don't know. Maybe he's emailing Quantico. Having lunch with his fiancée.
	Season 4 / Episode 20: - Free Fall Calleigh Duquesne: [Examining a manual typewriter] The model comes with a bullet. Wayne Leonard: Is it new or old? Calleigh Duquesne: It's old enough.
	Season 4 / Episode 20: - Free Fall Calleigh Duquesne: Great! So we're working together on this one. Peter Elliott: You called, Cal. Calleigh Duquesne: For an expert opinion. Do not try and big foot my case.
	Season 4 / Episode 20: - Free Fall Calleigh Duquesne: The other victim had a head wound too. Is that right? Dr. Alexx Woods: Yeah. But that bullet isn't yours, Calleigh Honey. It went on an ambulance ride.
	Season 4 / Episode 18: - Double Jeopardy Calleigh Duquesne: Only tool marks will tell.
	Season 4 / Episode 18: - Double Jeopardy Calleigh Duquesne: What woman wears panty hose in Miami?
	Season 4 / Episode 18: - Double Jeopardy Calleigh Duquesne: Well, I know that this sounds terrible, but... let's hope he cut her to the bone.

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