Lieutenant Horatio Caine

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Lieutenant Horatio Caine Quotes

	Season 7 / Episode 4: - Raging Cannibal Lieutenant Horatio Caine: You understand that this is a restricted land. Daniel Nash: Yeah, I'm one of the few people authorized to be here. Detective Frank Tripp: What about her? Is she authorized? Daniel Nash: Well... I... not technically. I brought her out here. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: To get technical.
	Season 5 / Episode 18: - Triple Threat Dr. Alexx Woods: Shot in the light of day in a house filled with people? That's cold-blooded Horatio. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Correction Alexx. It's as cold... as ice.
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Rio Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Where's the boy?
	Season 5 / Episode 1: - Rio Eric Delko: We're goin' home? Lieutenant Horatio Caine: [matter of factly] We're going home!
	Season 4 / Episode 16: - Deviant Lieutenant Horatio Caine: So someone in this house killed Philip. Hayley Gordon: I did it! Eric Delko: No you didn't. You were at the doctor, just like you said. Hayley Gordon: No! no, I'm confessing, arrest me.
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - Nailed Gary Hall: So, I'm human. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Too bad there isn't a swab to confirm that.
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - Nailed Detective Frank Tripp: I've gotta admit... divorce sucks! Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Frank... it's a killer.
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - Nailed Eric Delko: I never made it to the original crime scene; did you? Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Five hours ago.
	Season 3 / Episode 16: - Nothing to Lose Lieutenant Horatio Caine: We've gotta get out of here soon. Eric Delko: I thought we had jurisdiction. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: No, the fire does.
	Season 3 / Episode 7: - Crime Wave Lieutenant Horatio Caine: [about Yelaina Salis] Touch her again and I will kill you.
	Season 2 / Episode 24: - Innocent IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: Lieutenant Caine, do you really think the CSI that's responsible for destroying the original evidence should be assigned to the case? Lieutenant Horatio Caine: I don't remember asking for your opinion, Rick. IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: Well, the commander suggested IAB should check into this, find out how this accident occurred and which employee maybe involved in undermining a major murder investigation, not to mention compromising countless other cases. It is Delko, right? Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Eric, would you give us a minute, please? Eric Delko: Sure H. IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: 'H'. You see, that could be interpreted as a lack of respect for a superior. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: You know, I am willing to take that chance. IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: So as his superior, did Delko screw up? Lieutenant Horatio Caine: No, if any body did, I did. IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: You did, you weren't even in the building at the time. Yelina says you were at the PD. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: My lab, my oversight. IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: You cover a lot of people's screw-ups, don't you? Delko in evidence, your brother and that girl. What's her name? Susie right? IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: Rick, and that is a private matter. IAB Sergeant Rick Stetler: Well, you see, I see a pattern of you withholding critical information and I've opened a file on you. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Walk away.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - MIA/NYC - NonStop Lieutenant Horatio Caine: As you know, Florida has the death penalty. Detective Mac Taylor: So does New York. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Yes, but you have not executed... since '76. Detective Mac Taylor: Politics.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - MIA/NYC - NonStop Davey Penrod: I don't know what you're talking about. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: I am talking about murder. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: And conspiracy to commit murder . . . you flew down to Miami and you killed the wrong family. 720 is not 702. You're dyslexic, aren't you?
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - MIA/NYC - NonStop Det. Mac Taylor: What have you got? Lieutenant Horatio Caine: A break in the case. Our victims live at 720 Star Island. Penrod jotted down 702. Det. Mac Taylor: [in disbelief] He hit the wrong house? Lieutenant Horatio Caine: [Matter-of-factly] He hit the wrong house.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - MIA/NYC - NonStop Detective Mac Taylor: What'd you get? Lieutenant Horatio Caine: A break in the case. Our victims were at 720 Star Island. Penrod jotted down 702. Detective Mac Taylor: [in disbelief] He hit the wrong house? Lieutenant Horatio Caine: [Matter-of-factly] He hit the wrong house.
	Season 2 / Episode 23: - MIA/NYC - NonStop Davey Penrod: I don't know what you're talking about. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: I am talking about murder. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: And conspiracy to commit murder... you flew down to Miami and you killed the wrong family. 720 is not 702. You're dyslexic, aren't you?
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - The Oath Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Rick, you're in my crime scene.
	Season 2 / Episode 20: - The Oath Lieutenant Horatio Caine: So, you're ahead of the curve. That's sexy.
	Season 2 / Episode 2: - Dead Zone Gabriela Betancourt: Something you need? Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Possibly. These your husband's? Gabriela Betancourt: Um-hmm. He likes to mount all his trophies. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: I bet that makes you feel special, huh?
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Dispo Day Lieutenant Horatio Caine: This cocaine did not come from Haiti. Tim Speedle: Not unless Haiti's in the middle of our crime lab.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Dispo Day Lieutenant Horatio Caine: They ask about your girlfriend? Eric Delko: H, you know I don't have a girlfriend. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: No girlfriend this week? Eric Delko: The girl I'm seeing... I'm glad she doesn't have a polygraph.
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Dispo Day Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Hey, Jack. You miss being a real cop? Jack Seeger: You're just full of them today, aren't you? Lieutenant Horatio Caine: You have no idea!
	Season 1 / Episode 18: - Dispo Day Paul Tomassi: Do you have any idea how much one of those costs? Lieutenant Horatio Caine: About half as much as two.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Evidence of Things Unseen Lieutenant Horatio Caine: The husband is dead... the wife is dead... Detective Frank Tripp: The Russian's dead. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Yes. Let's go talk to the other Russian, the cousin, before he chokes on a Twizzler.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Evidence of Things Unseen Lieutenant Horatio Caine: [Horatio is describing what the victim is wearing] Jeans, T-shirt... K-Mart socks. Detective Frank Tripp: Big spender.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Evidence of Things Unseen Lieutenant Horatio Caine: He's lying. Detective Frank Tripp: Of course he's lying, he opened his mouth.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Evidence of Things Unseen Lieutenant Horatio Caine: I've one more question for you. Do you have a life insurance policy on your wife? Rick Breck: Are you kidding? I don't even have health insurance.
	Season 1 / Episode 16: - Evidence of Things Unseen Lieutenant Horatio Caine: You see, I think if we connect these two cases, we'll have a shot at probable cause. Detective Frank Tripp: The probable cause is that she's a stripper, she's a junkie, and she's a whore. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: She's also a human being. Detective Frank Tripp: And now she's a corpse.
	Season 1 / Episode 2: - Losing Face Lieutenant Horatio Caine: [after a colleague cuts the circuitry of a bomb] Circuit interruptus.
	Season 1 / Episode 1: - Golden Parachute Eric Delko: [to phone] Flight 906, outbound Miami to D.C. Dropped off the radar at 0820, crashed right after takeoff. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: How many on board? Eric Delko: [to Horatio] NTSB confirms 2 pilots, 6 passengers - total of 8 souls. Lieutenant Horatio Caine: 8 souls unaccounted for, OK.

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