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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
 | Season 12 / Episode 19: - Split Decisions Captain Jim Brass: That was some bad seed in that petri dish. |
 | Season 12 / Episode 16: - CSI Unplugged Karen Chevera: I sense a disturbance in your chakras. Captain Jim Brass: Yeah, I get that a lot. |
 | Season 11 / Episode 22: - In a Dark, Dark House Dr. Raymond Langston: I also need a laptop. Shopkeeper: Gates or Jobs? |
 | Season 11 / Episode 19: - Unleashed Lady Heather: Roleplay is a legitmate form of therapy; a safe way to access one's desires... and one's demons. Right Doctor? Dr. Raymond Langston: You're the expert... |
| Season 11 / Episode 19: - Unleashed Sara Sidle: During Iona's cat role-playing, did umm, she ever express the desire to be eaten by a mountain lion because that's how she died. |
| Season 11 / Episode 19: - Unleashed Sara Sidle: Someone's having a party... Dr. Raymond Langston: Well they won't mind if we crash. [Rings doorbell] Dr. Tyrell Neth: Good evening! May I help you? Dr. Raymond Langston: Dr Tyrell Neth? Dr. Tyrell Neth: Yes. Dr. Raymond Langston: I'm CSI Langston, this is CSI Sidle. We're from the Vegas crime lab, we'd like to ask you a few questions about Iona Vail. Dr. Tyrell Neth: Certainly. Sara Sidle: Can we come in? Dr. Tyrell Neth: [laughs] By all means. [pauses] I hope you like animals. |
| Season 11 / Episode 19: - Unleashed Dr. Tyrell Neth: The idea of animal transformation - therianthropy - is as ancient as mankind itself. In native cultures, young males gain an animal spirit at puberty. Often the initiate must kill his spirit animal, consume it as a right of passage. Dr. Raymond Langston: Yes I'm familiar with the concept but umm... my understanding of therianthropy is that it's fleeting, it's meant to be symbolic. In many cultures, the notion of retaining the shape of the beast is seen as nothing less than a curse. Sara Sidle: Cat got your tongue? Maybe you could loosen it enough to tell us about Iona Vail. |
| Season 11 / Episode 19: - Unleashed Lady Heather: I don't know what you're fighting, Doctor, but it looks like you're about to be overrun. Nate Haskell... is an enemy. A formidable enemy, but... he's not *the* enemy is he? Dr. Raymond Langston: [sighs] When I went for my interview at med school, the first question they ask you quite naturally is, "Why do you wanna be a doctor?". Well I can't remember the answer I prepared but I remember the one I gave; I told him, if I'm helping people... I'm not hurting them. The guy stared at me for what seemed like a lifetime, then he burst out laughing. So I started laughing. And within a half an hour I'd secured myself place in medical school. Lady Heather: You had answered truthfully. Dr. Raymond Langston: There's violence in me. In my blood, sometimes I can taste it. Lady Heather: But as long as you keep a lid on it... Dr. Raymond Langston: - DNA is not destiny, that's what I've always told myself. Lady Heather: I can't answer your question. Dr. Raymond Langston: I didn't ask you a question. Lady Heather: Sure you did. Why else did you come here? Tell me that story? Doctor you want legitimacy. You want to know that it's OK to lose the muzzle for a while. I can say this. The good Dr Langston isn't going to catch Nate Haskell. Dr. Raymond Langston: If I give in to my nature... I won't catch him. I will kill him. Lady Heather: Yes you will. Dr. Raymond Langston: What becomes of me then? |
 | Season 11 / Episode 12: - A Kiss Before Frying David Phillips: Why can't people die closer to the road? |
 | Season 11 / Episode 5: - House of Hoarders Nick Stokes: How can anyone live like this? Sara Sidle: I think someone died like this. |
| Season 11 / Episode 5: - House of Hoarders Nick Stokes: [after stepping on something messy on the floor] I think I've just become evidence! |
| Season 11 / Episode 5: - House of Hoarders Sara Sidle: Take a left at the sewing machine and a right by the Mason Jars. Greg Sanders: [looking around] Which sewing machine? Sara Sidle: Just follow the North Star! [Shines her torch on the ceiling] |
| Season 11 / Episode 5: - House of Hoarders Sara Sidle: Mrs Santiago, I need you to look at something Mrs. Marta Santiago: If I do, will you leave? Sara Sidle: I can't promise that. |
 | Season 10 / Episode 20: - Take My Life, Please! Greg Sanders: Well, having dabbled in the art of discrete hair coloration myself in my younger, more experimental days, I know a thing or two about the calibration of highlights and low-lights required to obtain certain effects. |
 | Season 10 / Episode 19: - World's End Laurent: I knew when I fled Rwanda to create a new future I'd have to create a new past, too. |
 | Season 10 / Episode 18: - Field Mice Henry Andrews: Remember that time you said that thing about your having a higher commitment to the lab and the pursuit of justice? David Hodges: Yeah, I may have said that more than once. Henry Andrews: Yeah, you have. |
| Season 10 / Episode 18: - Field Mice David Hodges: Car trouble? Henry Andrews: Yeah, no kidding. This ruins my whole lunch break and I had things to do! David Hodges: You know, Henry, maybe you should stay out of parking garages. Bad things seem to happen to you there. |
| Season 10 / Episode 18: - Field Mice Wendy Simms: Hey. I saw you and Henry in the hall earlier and... David Hodges: Look, I haven't been messing with Henry. I'm not trying to spoil your date and I hope that you guys have a very nice life together. Wendy Simms: I really wasn't trying to blame you for anything. I was just checking in. David Hodges: Why are your hands in your pockets? Wendy Simms: [awkwardly] Because I'm socially awkward and it gives me a sense of security. David Hodges: [throws a cardboard box at her head. When she doesn't take her hands out, he continues] You know, after Henry accused me I suspected that someone was trying to pin their practical jokes on me so... I mixed up a little something called "Detection Spray" and I put it all over the surfaces that I thought Henry would most vulnerable to pranks, including his locker. It's essentially a ninhydrin solution that goes on clear and reacts with the amino salts in perspiration, leaving a stain on anyone who touches it. And the more that the person tries to wash it off, the more the stain spreads. Wendy Simms: That's really fascinating - I should go. [starts to leave] David Hodges: I can last up to five days. You may want to wear a dress with pockets tonight. Wendy Simms: [stops and turns around. After a moment, she takes her hands out and shows him the stain] I'm not proud of this. |
 | Season 10 / Episode 15: - Neverland Sara Sidle: Steve, you don't look so good. Are you feeling okay? Steve Reppling: Yeah, I'm fine. Sara Sidle: Look, I know what you mean about moving on to other things. When I was your age, I couldn't get there quick enough. I started to wish there was some magic potion I could swallow to make myself older, cooler - turned out there was. The down side was, the next day, I would feel awful: my mouth would be dry, my-my head would be pounding, and-and I could just smell this sweet, sugary poison seeping out of my pores. Steve Reppling: [Vomits watery liquid onto the floor] Sara Sidle: You're a tequila man, huh, Steve? |
 | Season 10 / Episode 12: - Long Ball Nick Stokes: You know, Ray - for somebody who doesn't like golf, you certainly seem to know an awful lot about it. Dr. Raymond Langston: It's not that I don't like golf. It's just that you have to focus your mind, practically every fiber of your being, on a small, white ball that you want to hit just the right way. And then when you hit it, the feeling is exhilarating. And so you chase the small, white ball all day, so that you can hit it exactly the same way. You chase that feeling - kinda like cocaine. Not exactly the best hobby for an obsessive personality. Nick Stokes: People like that are better suited for a job in criminalistics, huh? |
 | Season 10 / Episode 9: - To Serve Harry Greg Sanders: Henry, my friend, you are about to have the best birthday of your life because we are taking you to the one, the only, Harry's. Hog. Hideout. Henry Andrews: What's a Hog Hideout? Nick Stokes: It's only the best barbecue know to mankind. It's a little bit of a drive but don't worry. Greg knows where it is. Greg Sanders: [laughs] I thought you said you knew where it is. Henry Andrews: [sometime later/imitating Nick] It's just a bit of a drive y'all. [as himself] Look if this place is so great then how come I've never heard of it? Nick Stokes: Come on man. A little trust, baby. Come on it's your birthday. Greg Sanders: Yeah. Henry Andrews: I hate my birthdays. They always suck. [they round the corner, revealing a full moon] Oh great, we've got a full moon tonight too, so every nut job in the state will be out. David Hodges: I'm surprised at you Henry. There's absolutely no statistical evidence linking lunar cycle to an increase in irrational, careless, or criminal behavior. Nick Stokes: [seeing a car coming straight on ahead of them] Are you sure about that? |
| Season 10 / Episode 9: - To Serve Harry Nick Stokes: [a car had swerved into the path of Nick while he was driving with Henry, Hodges and Greg causing Nick to wreck the car, subsequently flipping it several times before it comes to a stop. Everyone gets out of the car and is staring at it] Damn. I rolled that bad boy, didn't I? |
 | Season 10 / Episode 7: - The Lost Girls Nick Stokes: Dr. Ray. Dr. Raymond Langston: Yeah? Nick Stokes: You got your phone? Dr. Raymond Langston: [pulling his phone out of his pocket] Yeah, yeah. Right here. Nick Stokes: Did you forget how to use it? You were non-responsive. I thought you were in trouble, man. Don't scare me like that. Dr. Raymond Langston: I'm sorry. Nick Stokes: That's okay, but if y-you really want to hide out, you gotta ditch the department cell. They all have GPS. What are you doing out here? Dr. Raymond Langston: [showing Nick a photograph] That's what I'm doing out here. Nick Stokes: Madeline Briggs? Dr. Raymond Langston: Madeline Briggs, yeah. Nick Stokes: You've been back for ten days. Is this what you've been doing every night? I thought the trail went cold in New York. Dr. Raymond Langston: It did. This picture was taken a week ago Pecos Bill Casino. Security trespassed her off the property for soliciting. She's here, Nick. She's hooking. |
 | Season 10 / Episode 1: - Family Affair Dr. Al Robbins: [shady guys with guns are stealing a corpse] What the hell is going on here? |
 | Season 9 / Episode 20: - A Space Oddity Ronald D. Moore: You suck! |
| Season 9 / Episode 20: - A Space Oddity David Hodges: He's dead, Jim. |
| Season 9 / Episode 20: - A Space Oddity Greg Sanders: [after watching the fanboys denounce "Astro Quest Redux"] So let me get this straight: some nerd takes a cheesy '60s sci-fi show and turns it into something a little more realistic - minus the spaceship, of course - and the other nerds get pissed off enough that they beat him up and kill him over it? Archie Johnson: People don't like it when you mess with their heroes. |
| Season 9 / Episode 20: - A Space Oddity Nick Stokes: [interviewing a bartender in alien makeup] Well, there's nothing worse than a bunch of drunk conventioners. Must be hard enough to sling drinks without making you play dress-up. William: [removes his alien headpiece to reveal extensive facial scarring] How do you like this makeup? Got it on my second tour of Afghanistan. These Astro Questers, they believe in a future where human beings, they transcend their differences. I wouldn't mind living in a world like that. Nick Stokes: [chastened] Yeah, me either. |
| Season 9 / Episode 20: - A Space Oddity Jonathan Danson: My name is Jonathan Danson, and I'm here to set you free. Free from a vision of an antiseptic future filled with... with heroes and heroines who are always steadfast and well-adjusted and altruistic. Like most of you, I grew up with "Astro Quest." Every Thursday night my dad would gather the family around our TV to watch the latest episode. I loved it! But the older I got, the more the mythology began to eat away at my soul. I couldn't measure up to the brave crew of that perfect ship. I wasn't handsome, courageous and strong, I was weak, petty, self-destructive and I hated myself for it. But then, one night it hit me like a bolt of lightning. I looked around the bar at the other frightened, sad people and I said to myself "Do you see an Artemus Bishop here? Do you see one at work?" People, look around you! Do you see an Artemus Bishop anywhere? Of course not, because he's a fictional construct, a phantom who whispers "You are not enough!" Well, I am here to show you who we really are. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "Astro Quest Redux!" |
| Season 9 / Episode 20: - A Space Oddity Wendy Simms: So if you're having some fantasies about me dressed up in a tin foil bikini dancing around in a casbah on a strange alien planet then... *good.* David Hodges: Good? Wendy Simms: Yes, *good.* Because it means you're not as oblivious as everyone around here seems to think you are. |
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