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Sara Sidle Quotes
 | Season 6 / Episode 18: - The Unusual Suspect Sara Sidle: [reading what's on Hannah's dress] Rainbow party? Nick Stokes: Yeah, it's a party game where the boys get the girls to wear different colored lipsticks while they have oral sex. The boy with the most colors wins. It's supposed to be trendy. Sara Sidle: So much for spin the bottle. |
| Season 6 / Episode 18: - The Unusual Suspect Hannah West: You don't think I could have done it. Either one of you. Sara Sidle: That's a big job... for a little girl. Hannah West: Not if you have the right tools. Sara Sidle: Smart kid like you, knows your brother is suffering, you feel bad, you wanna help... so you fabricate some evidence. Hannah West: Uh, if you thought the evidence was fake I wouldn't still be in jail. |
| Season 6 / Episode 18: - The Unusual Suspect Sara Sidle: Do you have any physical evidence that would conclusively rule Hannah out as a suspect? Nick Stokes: Well... yeah. She's four-foot three and sixty-five pounds. The crime just required more strength than she's got. Catherine Willows: How old is she? Nick Stokes: 12. Warrick Brown: In high school? Nick Stokes: She's a high school senior. She skipped six grades. She's a prodigy. Sara Sidle: Which means that she has the brains for murder. |
| Season 6 / Episode 18: - The Unusual Suspect Sara Sidle: [to Hannah about Stacy's murder] You put sodium in the showerhead to get back at her? Hannah West: A prank for a prank. I thought that there'd be a few sparks, that she'd freak out and that'd be it, but the nozzle exploded. Stacy ran... and fell down the stairs... and died. I tried to cover it up. Sara Sidle: You miscalculated. Hannah West: I guess I did. |
| Season 6 / Episode 18: - The Unusual Suspect Hannah West: Look, I don't need a lawyer, and I don't need my parents. I just want to do what's right. Sara Sidle: Hannah, taking the blame for something you didn't do may be noble, but it doesn't make it right. Hannah West: That's deep. Okay. It happened like this: Stacy humiliated me, I wanted revenge. Sara Sidle: Yeah, and you knew that there was no way you were ever going to get it by yourself. |
| Season 6 / Episode 18: - The Unusual Suspect Nick Stokes: The evidence says either one of them could have done it, but I think they were in it together. A.D.A. Jeffrey Sinclair: Okay, I'll proceed against Marlon for the murder and bring charges against Hannah for conspiracy. Conrad Ecklie: Another trial? You sure you want to go through all this again? A.D.A. Jeffrey Sinclair: Stacy's parents and the community will have my ass if I don't. Sara Sidle: Well, then maybe this is good news. I was just going over Sofia's notes from the original investigation. The night of the murder, Hannah and Marlon's parents had left them alone in the house. A pizza was delivered to the residence around 9:00 PM. Nick Stokes: That's right around Stacy's TOD. A.D.A. Jeffrey Sinclair: So, did anybody talk to the delivery guy? Sara Sidle: Yes, and at the point that Sofia did, a month had passed. Now, the delivery guy's at the house all the time. He recognized photos of both kids, but he could not be sure which one answered the door that night. Nick Stokes: But one of them did answer the door. [Sara nods] So that means they were not together at the time Stacy was killed. Conrad Ecklie: Yeah. So much for conspiracy. We're right back where we started. A.D.A. Jeffrey Sinclair: Where we are is in the crapper. Look, I have to disclose the cart. Defense is going to eat me alive. Nick Stokes: Marlon's your guy. He's your guy - just because Hannah wasn't there doesn't mean she didn't help plan this. A.D.A. Jeffrey Sinclair: Well, I sure hope it's Marlon, because he's the one we have on trial. Nick Stokes: I stand by the case we filed. Conrad Ecklie: I agree. The girl's just trying to protect him. A.D.A. Jeffrey Sinclair: Sara? Sara Sidle: This was more about brains than brawn. I think Hannah did it. Conrad Ecklie: Two out of three. A.D.A. Jeffrey Sinclair: In my world, that's called an acquittal. |
| Season 6 / Episode 18: - The Unusual Suspect Sara Sidle: [to Hannah] Hey, there. Hannah West: Did you come to say bye? Sara Sidle: No. Actually, you and I are going to be seeing a lot of each other. If you thought the DA wouldn't prosecute a twelve-year-old for murder, you were wrong. He wants justice for Stacy and her family. Hannah West: Of course. He's a totally linear thinker. Most of you guys are. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 17: - I Like to Watch Sara Sidle: [walks in to see Hodges looking at the mirror and fixing his hair] Hey there, Gorgeous. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 15: - Pirates of the Third Reich Wendy Simms: ...and, the eye ball belonged to a Jack Landers, who - is a convicted sex offender. Sara Sidle: Would sticking your eye ball into a woman's eye socket constitute as sex offence? Wendy Simms: Well, rape is legally defined as putting an unwanted foreign object into a genital opening - so, sexual? No. Sara Sidle: But... offensive - yeah. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 13: - Kiss-Kiss, Bye-Bye Gil Grissom: [after finding Hodges coloring his grey hair with a sharpie marker] Vainity, thy name is Hodges. Hodges: This isn't what it looks like. I actually like my grey hair, the few that I have. Sara Sidle: Hodges, don't you know that grey hair can be very attractive. [Grissom looks at her] |
| Season 6 / Episode 13: - Kiss-Kiss, Bye-Bye Catherine Willows: How apropos that she's named names: the Canary Diamond. Sara Sidle: Wanna bet the birdie sings in the key of GSR? |
 | Season 6 / Episode 8: - A Bullet Runs Through It (Part 2) Sophia Curtis: If I can't talk to one of my good friends, who can I talk to? My mother? Oh, I forgot, she's a cop too! Sara Sidle: [snippily] I can recommend the department psychologist. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 6: - Secrets and Flies Sara Sidle: Project Sunflower promotes itself as doing God's work. Catherine Willows: I knew a stripper who claimed the exact same thing. |
 | Season 6 / Episode 1: - Bodies in Motion Officer Metcalf: My money's on meth lab. Sara Sidle: You know, Metcalf, just because somebody lives in a trailer park, doesn't mean they're a meth cook. Officer Metcalf: You guys are a real pain in the ass, you know that? Gil Grissom: Get used to it, pal. |
| Season 6 / Episode 1: - Bodies in Motion Sara Sidle: Technically, that makes you a cannibal. Sara Sidle: [pause] Grissom would be proud. Greg Sanders: Grissom would've tasted it on purpose. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 25: - Grave Danger (2) Sara Sidle: The CSI is still missing. Do you know where he is? Kelly Gordon: That's pretty funny: You guys not being able to find something. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 24: - Grave Danger (1) Sara Sidle: Ether? That's old school. Warrick Brown: Yeah, stuff is volatile, flammable. Outside of meth cooks, no one uses it anymore. Gil Grissom: People use what they know. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 23: - Iced Dr. Al Robbins: Interesting fact about cyanide - not everyone can smell it. Sara Sidle: Right, it's a genetic quirk. Dr. Al Robbins: Unfortunately, I don't have that ability. David Hodges: [walks into the morgue] "The nose" has arrived. Sara Sidle: Hodges has the genetic quirk? [Robbins nods] David Hodges: It's a blessing and a curse. |
| Season 5 / Episode 23: - Iced Greg Sanders: I found this toilet behind my apartment complex. It's volunteered for an experiment. Sara Sidle: It's moving. |
| Season 5 / Episode 23: - Iced Greg Sanders: Ah, a sex journal. Lists of girls, dates and sexual activies. Sara Sidle: Boys and their conquests. Greg Sanders: I've never even heard of some of these. Sara Sidle: [Surprised] Really? Greg Sanders: Never mind. |
| Season 5 / Episode 23: - Iced Mia Dickerson: So, I'm thinking that Trip put a trophy condom on his neighbors door and then transferred a trace of his reproductive material back onto his own doorknob. Sara Sidle: You've uh, you've heard of trophy condoms? Mia Dickerson: Sara, I went to college. |
| Season 5 / Episode 23: - Iced Greg Sanders: Hey Grissom, when you went to college did you live in the dorms? Gil Grissom: Surely, you jest. [Sara laughs] Sara Sidle: You know they say a BA is worth a million dollars of extra income over your life. Gil Grissom: Yeah but the present value of college tuition is about the same amount. Greg Sanders: So you're saying college isn't worth the expense? Gil Grissom: I guess it depends on what you learn. |
| Season 5 / Episode 23: - Iced Mia Dickerson: Hey. Want to talk about semen? Sara Sidle: Okay. |
| Season 5 / Episode 23: - Iced Sara Sidle: [after a toilet explodes in a college dorm] Well, there's got to be some logical explanation. Greg Sanders: Well, if dorm food is as bad as I can remember, we should consider explosive diarrhea. |
| Season 5 / Episode 23: - Iced Sara Sidle: I'll drive. Greg Sanders: You *always* do. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 21: - Committed Sara Sidle: When my father died, my mother came to a place like this for a while for evaluation. [pause] It looked the same, it smelled the same. It smelled like lies. Gil Grissom: You sure you're OK? Sara Sidle: Crazy people do make me feel crazy. |
| Season 5 / Episode 21: - Committed Gil Grissom: Well, jail or no jail - I don't think she'll last six months. She'll die without her son. Sara Sidle: That would be better for both of them. |
 | Season 5 / Episode 19: - 4 x 4 Greg Sanders: Sara, I just want you to know that when we were in the shower together, I didn't see anything. Sara Sidle: Really? Gosh, I saw everything... |
| Season 5 / Episode 19: - 4 x 4 Greg Sanders: No matter how hard you work to get big, there's always someone bigger. Sara Sidle: It could be what keeps them going. Like Freud said, "Anatomy is destiny". Greg Sanders: What do you think Freud would have to say about one of these being the murder weapon? |
 | Season 5 / Episode 18: - Spark of Life Chief Rick Dysart: Local homeowner called it in early. We got it contained pretty quick. We were lucky. Gil Grissom: [about charred body] Luckier than he was. Low humidity, dry brush. Perfect conditions for maximum damage. Chief Rick Dysart: Firebugs listen to the weather reports just like we do. Only for different reasons. Sara Sidle: Maybe some moron just threw a cigarette out the car window. Chief Rick Dysart: You're an optimist. |
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