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	Season 6 / Episode 17: - Crash Jordan: You really are a boyscout aren't you? Woody: Troop 1126.
	Season 5 / Episode 16: - Someone To Watch Over Me Det. Woody Hoyt: I guess I'll get this over with and just apologize. Lu: What makes you think you have to apologize? Det. Woody Hoyt: I'm the guy, you're the girl...it's a given.
	Season 5 / Episode 7: - Road Kill Woody: [to Pollock] You print a word of this we're going to have every looky-loo from here to Kalamazoo tailing us.
	Season 5 / Episode 2: - Luck Be A Lady Detective Woody Hoyt: Did you see their badges? Just answer the question, did you see their stinkin' badges?
	Season 4 / Episode 8: - Fire from the Sky Dr. Garret Macy: [Reading a eulogy at the site of the plance crash] As I stand on a mountaintop as the great bird approaches, she is small in my sight but grows larger on approach, until I am blessed with a full sight of her graceful wings, proud countenance and good company. All too quickly, she grows small again on the horizon and disappears from view. And I call out: There, she's gone! But there are other mountaintops beyond me. And at the precise moment when I note the great bird's departure from my view, I know there are new eyes taking up the sight of her and fresh voices calling out: Here, she comes!
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Blue Moon Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Don't worry about it, I'm a big girl. Dr. Garret Macy: Yeah, and he's a psychopath. Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: And I'm not?
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Blue Moon Detective Matt Seely: You wouldn't happen to know any songs about taking a dump would you?
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Blue Moon Detective Matt Seely: Can't a man evolve without commentary?
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Blue Moon Detective Matt Seely: [while opening a body bag, a cat jumps out] Well, there's something you don't see everyday. Dr. Mahesh 'Bug' Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: Well, now that the cat's out of the bag. Lily Lebowski: [Seely and Bug chuckle] That is not funny.
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Blue Moon Dr. Garret Macy: [Garret and Bug are beginning the Leviathon's victim's autopsy. As Garret makes the Y-incision, nasty yellow fluid comes gushing out of the body's abdomen- both men yell and jump back] Even for me, that was disgusting. Dr. Mahesh 'Bug' Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: Yeah, now my feet are cold and wet.
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Blue Moon Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: The moon's in Uranus. Det. Woody Hoyt: Excuse me?
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Blue Moon Det. Woody Hoyt: Me homicide, you narcotics! Det. Luisa Santana: And he my collar, Tarzan!
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Blue Moon Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: She's cute. Det. Woody Hoyt: Who? Her? Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Yeah. Det. Woody Hoyt: Hadn't noticed. I'm serious. I hadn't. Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: You know, that's what I love about you, Woody. Det. Woody Hoyt: What? Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Oh... Det. Woody Hoyt: What, Jordan? What do you love about me? Come on!
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Blue Moon Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Heard about the macho, action hero ending tonight. Det. Woody Hoyt: Yeah. Thanks to your tip. You know, Jordan, every once in awhile, you do something that makes all the rest of it worthwhile. Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: You know, because it’s been a long night, and I'm still freezing my ass off, I'm gonna take that as a compliment. Det. Woody Hoyt: Come on, let me buy you a hot toddy.
	Season 4 / Episode 6: - Blue Moon Intern: Thought this might help. Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: I'm sure that'll warm the cockles of my heart. Dr. Nigel Townsend: Who was that?
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Deja Past Dr. Mahesh 'Bug' Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: Hey, kids, I was in the sand box first so either shut up or get out.
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Deja Past Dr. Mahesh 'Bug' Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: You go with your bad self.
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Deja Past Dr. Nigel Townsend: If I killed my husband where would I stash the body. Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: If you killed your husband you would have to start in the closet.
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Deja Past Dr. Garret Macy: Aren't you 10 years overdue for a dating life? Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Well, yea. But then I would have to cancel my subscription to Old Spinster Monthly.
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Deja Past Det. Woody Hoyt: Did you just flirt with me? Devan Maguire: I may have... accidentally.
	Season 4 / Episode 4: - Deja Past Det. Woody Hoyt: It's a little thing we call leg work. Devan Maguire: Oh yeah. Well it's a dumb way to make a living. Det. Woody Hoyt: And cutting up dead people isn't?
	Season 4 / Episode 3: - Intruded Det. Woody Hoyt: It shouldn't take a man this long to get to first base, Jordan. Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: I don't know, Woody. I'm really not into baseball analogies. They remind me of my dad, you know. And then I got him in my head. And that gets even really warped for me.
	Season 4 / Episode 3: - Intruded Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: I'm sorry, Woody. You know, we tried this once before. Det. Woody Hoyt: We have? Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Yeah, you know, that time in California. Det. Woody Hoyt: Jordan, that was like a kiss I'd give my aunt. Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: You French kiss your aunt?
	Season 4 / Episode 3: - Intruded Lily Lebowski: Is it just me, or is there something seriously wrong with Jordan? Dr. Mahesh "Bug" Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: Now there's a loaded question.
	Season 4 / Episode 3: - Intruded Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: [to Dr. Stiles] You know me... I'm all about the mental health.
	Season 4 / Episode 3: - Intruded Dr. Stiles: I mean, for the last 24 years, you've been hiding in a locked room. You wanna... leave a door open? Leave it open to let yourself out.
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - Out of Sight Dr. Garret Macy: Pack a bag. You're going to Mississippi with Jordan. Dr. Nigel Townsend: Okay... Say what? Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Thanks Garret. I could use the help. Dr. Garret Macy: As a bodyguard. Dr. Nigel Townsend: SAY WHAT! Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: I'll book the tickets and rent the car. Dr. Nigel Townsend: Say what?
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - Out of Sight Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Would you take it the wrong way if I told you I was actually glad you got shot? Louis Jeffries: Coming from you? Somehow, no.
	Season 4 / Episode 2: - Out of Sight Lily Lebowski: Nigel, you were in the military, right? Dr. Nigel Townsend: Counterintelligence for the Royal Navy. I'd tell you more, but then I'd have to kill you.
	Season 4 / Episode 1: - After Dark Devan Maguire: [looks at Governor's Ball invitation] Uh, Woody? This Governor's Ball? Det. Woody Hoyt: It's done, I'm over it, it's finished. Devan Maguire: It's next week. [Woody grabs the invitation and looks at it] Biggest night of your life... Det. Woody Hoyt: Unbelievable.

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