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Dr. Nigel Townsend Crossing Jordan

Dr. Nigel Townsend

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Dr. Nigel Townsend Quotes

04x06 - Blue Moon Season 4 / Episode 6: - Blue Moon

Intern: Thought this might help.
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: I'm sure that'll warm the cockles of my heart.
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Who was that?
04x04 - Deja Past Season 4 / Episode 4: - Deja Past

Dr. Nigel Townsend: If I killed my husband where would I stash the body.
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: If you killed your husband you would have to start in the closet.
04x02 - Out of Sight Season 4 / Episode 2: - Out of Sight

Dr. Garret Macy: Pack a bag. You're going to Mississippi with Jordan.
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Okay... Say what?
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Thanks Garret. I could use the help.
Dr. Garret Macy: As a bodyguard.
Dr. Nigel Townsend: SAY WHAT!
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: I'll book the tickets and rent the car.
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Say what?
04x02 - Out of Sight Season 4 / Episode 2: - Out of Sight

Lily Lebowski: Nigel, you were in the military, right?
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Counterintelligence for the Royal Navy. I'd tell you more, but then I'd have to kill you.
01x14 - Four Fathers Season 1 / Episode 14: - Four Fathers

Dr. Nigel Townsend: Not only is my intelligence not dampened by alcohol, I actually get smarter with each drink. By the time I'm pissed drunk, my IQ reaches genius levels.
01x10 - Blue Christmas Season 1 / Episode 10: - Blue Christmas

Dr. Nigel Townsend: This recipe's been passed down in my family for centuries.
Dr. Mahesh 'Bug' Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: Along with some very disturbing genetic material.
01x08 - Digger (1) Season 1 / Episode 8: - Digger (1)

Dr. Nigel Townsend: What's your sign?
Jordan: I have several. Danger! Do Not Enter. Beware of men who are dogs!
01x05 - You Can't Go Home Again Season 1 / Episode 5: - You Can't Go Home Again

Dr. Garret Macy: What did you want for your 17th?
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Leopard skin trousers and unlimited sexual favors.
Dr. Garret Macy: And what did you get?
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Besides those?
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Dr. Nigel Townsend: Please evacuate the keyboard area.
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Mr. Hummer: He will be preserved until his condition is reversible.
Dr. Nigel Townsend: His condition is dead.
Mr. Hummer: Man, you people are like a broken record.
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Dr. Nigel Townsend: So if I killed my husband, where would I stash the body?
Jordan: If you killed your husband you'd have to start in the closet.
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Devan Maguire: You know, I've been trying to shake the whole cheerleader image for years. Is it really that bad?
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Keep trying, luv.
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Dr. Nigel Townsend: How big would you like it?

Dr. Nigel Townsend: I meant the picture.
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Dr. Nigel Townsend: Why dine like kings when you're having dessert with Smith & Wesson?
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Dr. Nigel Townsend: Jordan, you should know that last night will never happen again.
Jordan: Oh God, what are we talking about here?
Dr. Nigel Townsend: My new image in the workplace. No more Nigel-the-computer-jockey. Okay, I was swept up in the moment, but now it's truly done.
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Dr. Nigel Townsend: The bullet then continues up the arm to break the humerus, not very funny in this case...
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Dr. Trey Sanders: How do you know all this, Nigel?
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Insomnia and the History Channel. It's a lethal combination.
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Dr. Nigel Townsend: I paid seven homeless people to go dumpster diving for me.
Macy: Who's money did you use?
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Yours.

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