05x09 - 100 Season 5 / Episode 9: - 100

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: [Hotch is on his way to his house after learning that Foyet has gotten to Haley and Jack... his cell phone rings, it's Haley] Foyet?
Haley Hotchner: [Foyet is with Haley] Aaron? You're OK?
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: [stunned by the irony... pauses] I'm fine.
Haley Hotchner: But... he said that... Oh, Aaron.
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: He can hear us, right?
Haley Hotchner: Yes... I'm so sorry.
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Haley... show him NO weakness... no fear.
Haley Hotchner: I know... Sam told me all about him. Is he, um...
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: [quickly... he's lying] No... Sam is fine.
The Reaper: Aaron, Aaron, Aaron... is that why your marriage broke up? Because you're a liar?
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Don't listen to him, Haley!
The Reaper: I have Sam's service phone right here. They sent out a mass text about his death. Take a look if you want.
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: He's trying to scare you!
The Reaper: Did you even tell her what this was about? About the deal?
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: He's just trying to make you angry.
The Reaper: Well she should be! She's gonna [covers Jack's ears and lowers his voice] D-I-E because of your inflated ego!
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Ignore him, Haley!
The Reaper: Oh sure, you don't want her to know this part, either. [to Haley] You know, all he had to do was stop lookin' for me and you wouldn't be in this mess.
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Don't react!
Haley Hotchner: What is he talking about?
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: [pauses] Tell Jack I need him working a case.
Haley Hotchner: What?
Haley Hotchner: Tell Jack I need him working a case!
Haley Hotchner: Jack, did you hear that?
Jack Hotchner: [comes to phone] Hi, Daddy.
05x09 - 100 Season 5 / Episode 9: - 100

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: [Aaron is on a cell phone, trying desparately to get home, where Foyet is waiting and getting ready to kill Haley] Jack, hug your mom for me.
Jack Hotchner: [they embrace] Mama hugged me too tight.
Haley Hotchner: [she releases Jack] I'm sorry.
Jack Hotchner: [Jack sees Haley's tears] Why are you sad?
Haley Hotchner: [trying to smile and sound upbeat] I just love you so much!
Jack Hotchner: [Haley hugs Jack again] I gotta go... I'm working on a case.
Haley Hotchner: OK. [Jack leaves the room, Foyet watches him]
The Reaper: He's so cute. He's like a little junior G Man. [calls after Jack] I'll be right out, Jackie-boy!
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Is he gone?
Haley Hotchner: [drying tears] Yes.
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: You're so strong, Haley! You're stronger than I ever was!
Haley Hotchner: [Foyet comes up behind Haley, she's anxious] You'll hurry, right?
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: [fighting tears] I know you didn't sign on for this.
Haley Hotchner: [much more calm] Neither did you.
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: I'm sorry for everything.
Haley Hotchner: [realizing she's about to die] Promise me that you will tell him how we met, and how you used to make me laugh.
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Haley...
Haley Hotchner: He needs to know that you weren't always so serious, Aaron. I want him to believe in love, because it... it is the most important thing... but you need to show him. Promise me!
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: I promise. [gunshot]
05x09 - 100 Season 5 / Episode 9: - 100

Erin Strauss: [Strauss is questioning Rossi] Once the team located George Foyet's potential apartment, why didn't the BAU enter immediately? [Rossi is looking down at his cell phone and ignoring the question]
Erin Strauss: Agent Rossi?
David Rossi: [clearly disinterested] Hmmm?
Erin Strauss: I asked you a question.
David Rossi: [holds up his cell phone] Gold is still going up. But knowing when to get out, that's the trick. [smirks]
Erin Strauss: [irritated, shutting off recorder] What are you doing?
David Rossi: [disgusted] What's the point of all this, Erin? Why?
Erin Strauss: So this never happens again.
David Rossi: [contemptuously] There is nothing a bureaucrat can do to make sure that "something like this" never happens again.
Erin Strauss: So we just wait for the next bloodbath?
05x09 - 100 Season 5 / Episode 9: - 100

Erin Strauss: [Pretiss enters interrogation room where Strauss is waiting] Agent Prentiss.
Emily Prentiss: [snarling icily] Ma'am.
Erin Strauss: We understand that Agent Hotchner managed to separate himself from the rest of the team.
Emily Prentiss: [with sarcasm] He didn't "manage" to do that. When Marshall Kassmeyer was in the ambulance...
Erin Strauss: [interrrupting]... Agent Hotchner volunteered to ride along...
Emily Prentiss: [interrupting back]... to get answers before he lost consciousness.
Erin Strauss: Why didn't you go with him?
Emily Prentiss: It didn't seem necessary.
Erin Strauss: Did he tell you that?
Emily Prentiss: [angry] Is that what you're looking for? A way to blame this on him? What good could that possibly do?
Erin Strauss: Agent Hotchner was looking for an opportunity to separate himself from the team, and he found one.
Emily Prentiss: That isn't the truth!
Erin Strauss: He was desperate and he didn't want someone with a clear head to stop him.
Emily Prentiss: Is there a question in there somewhere?
05x07 - The Performer Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Performer

Dr. Spencer Reid: [voiceover] In all the darkest pages of the maligned supernatural, there is no more terrible tradition than that of the vampire, a pariah even among demons. -writer Montague Summers
05x07 - The Performer Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Performer

Emily Prentiss: [voiceover] writer Cyril Connolly said: Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.
05x07 - The Performer Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Performer

David Rossi: "Classic cannibalism"? Lovely job we have.
05x07 - The Performer Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Performer

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: [JJ and Reid are on the phone with Garcia. Reid is working at a glass evidence board. JJ sists in a chair] Penelope?
Penelope Garcia: Are we in yet?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: All yours.
Penelope Garcia: [sighs] I always feel skeevy going through someone's life like this.
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Okay, so everything looks like it's password protected so you might not even be able to... you're in already, aren't you?
Penelope Garcia: Password was "Cullen."
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Of course.
Dr. Spencer Reid: [looks over] "*Colon?*"
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: *Cullen.* The vampire family from Twilight.
Dr. Spencer Reid: What's Twilight?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Do you ever read anything other than technical books.
Dr. Spencer Reid: Mm. Not much in English. [looks back to his work]
Penelope Garcia: Okay I'll see what I can dredge. My love is strong.
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Okay. Thanks. [hangs up] How's the profile coming?
Dr. Spencer Reid: I don't know. I never really feel ready, you know?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: You'll be fine. I'm gonna go to talk to Tara's BFF before the media requests come in and it gets too crazy.
Dr. Spencer Reid: What's a BFF?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: [sighs] Best friend forever.
05x07 - The Performer Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Performer

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: What was the password?
Garcia: Cullun.
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Ah, of course. Thanks Garcia.
Dr. Spencer Reid: Who's Cullun?
Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: The family from the Twilight books.
Dr. Spencer Reid: What's Twilight?
05x07 - The Performer Season 5 / Episode 7: - The Performer

Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: We had no way of knowing she was going to be dangerous. She was just a friend of the victim. Granted, a schizophrenic friend with a sociopath partner.
Emily Prentiss: And a shovel.
05x06 - The Eyes Have It Season 5 / Episode 6: - The Eyes Have It

Dr. Spencer Reid: [learning the unsub removes his victims' eyes] He's an enucleator.
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: There's a word for this?
05x05 - Cradle to Grave Season 5 / Episode 5: - Cradle to Grave

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: [voiceover] Journalist William D. Tammeus wrote: You don't really understand human nature, unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around, and why his parents will always wave back.
05x04 - Hopeless Season 5 / Episode 4: - Hopeless

Derek Morgan: [voiceover] Kingman Brewster Jr said: 'There is no lasting hope in violence, only temporary relief from hopelessness.'
05x04 - Hopeless Season 5 / Episode 4: - Hopeless

Derek Morgan: [voiceover] William Shakespeare wrote 'These violent delights have violent ends.'
05x03 - Reckoner Season 5 / Episode 3: - Reckoner

David Rossi: [voiceover] Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical. -Blaise Pascal
05x03 - Reckoner Season 5 / Episode 3: - Reckoner

David Rossi: [voiceover] I have always found that mercy bears richer fruit than strict justice. -Abraham Lincoln
05x03 - Reckoner Season 5 / Episode 3: - Reckoner

Dr. Spencer Reid: [after Hotch throws him a folder] What's this?
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: You told me you were cleared to travel. You lied.
Emily Prentiss: Naughty boy.
Dr. Spencer Reid: Uh, *no* I *didn't.* I *am* a doctor, so *technically* it wasn't a lie.
Penelope Garcia: What was it then?
Dr. Spencer Reid: Um... second opinion?
Penelope Garcia: Hmm. You're my bitch now. [leaves the room as Morgan chuckles]
05x03 - Reckoner Season 5 / Episode 3: - Reckoner

Penelope Garcia: [to Hotch via webcam with Reid] I got something that might help us with that...
Dr. Spencer Reid: Technically *we* have something that might help us with that.
05x03 - Reckoner Season 5 / Episode 3: - Reckoner

Dr. Spencer Reid: [to Prentiss via webcam with Garcia] Anything less than 10,000 dollars keeps the IRS off your trail.
Penelope Garcia: [desperately] I know that too.
05x03 - Reckoner Season 5 / Episode 3: - Reckoner

David Rossi: Doomed to be star crossed lovers, destined to wander what might have been
05x02 - Haunted Season 5 / Episode 2: - Haunted

Dr. Spencer Reid: [after Garcia helps him sit down] Thanks.
Penelope Garcia: Does it hurt?
Dr. Spencer Reid: It really only hurts when I think about it which is pretty much all the time. [starts to snoop in the cookie tin next to him]
Penelope Garcia: No, no, no. Get away you. [takes the lid]
Dr. Spencer Reid: What?
Penelope Garcia: These are for Hotch.
Dr. Spencer Reid: I get *shot* in the leg and I don't get any cookies? You know he's gonna hate the attention.
Penelope Garcia: [puts the lid back on] It's cookies, not cake.
05x02 - Haunted Season 5 / Episode 2: - Haunted

Dr. Spencer Reid: You know, the entire time I've known Hotch, I don't believe I've seen him blink.
05x02 - Haunted Season 5 / Episode 2: - Haunted

Penelope Garcia: [of Hotch] Do you think he's ok?
Dr. Spencer Reid: I wouldn't be, but I'm a blinker.
05x01 - Nameless, Faceless Season 5 / Episode 1: - Nameless, Faceless

Penelope Garcia: [to Reid on the phone] Okay, do you want biological information or full medical charts?
Dr. Spencer Reid: Can you *get* the full medical charts?
Penelope Garcia: You know for a smart boy you still ask a lot of *dumb* questions.
05x01 - Nameless, Faceless Season 5 / Episode 1: - Nameless, Faceless

David Rossi: [voiceover] Karl Krauss said, A weak man has doubts before a decision; a strong man has them afterwards.
04x25 - To Hell...And Back Part 1 Season 4 / Episode 25: - To Hell...And Back Part 1

Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Sometimes the day just ends. [gunshot]
04x25 - To Hell...And Back Part 1 Season 4 / Episode 25: - To Hell...And Back Part 1

Derek Morgan: You got here fast.
Det. Benning: [shrugs] Detroit's not that far.
Derek Morgan: Did you bring the case files?
Det. Benning: I got 35 open missings.
Derek Morgan: That's all?
Det. Benning: That's not enough?
Derek Morgan: [indicating the shoes found next to the pig pen] 89 pairs.
Det. Benning: 89?
Derek Morgan: So far.
Det. Benning: Oh, God!
Derek Morgan: I don't think God's been out here in a long time.
04x25 - To Hell...And Back Part 1 Season 4 / Episode 25: - To Hell...And Back Part 1

Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: [Final monologue] Sometimes there are no words, no clever quotes to neatly sum up what's happened that day. Sometimes you do everything right, everything exactly right, and still you feel like you failed. Did it need to end that way? Could something have been done to prevent the tragedy in the first place? Eighty-nine murders at the pig farm. The deaths of Mason and Lucas Turner and make 91 lives snuffed out. Kelly Shane will go home and try to recover,to reconnect with her family, but she'll never be a child again. William Hightower, who gave his leg for his country, gave the rest of himself to avenge his sister's murder. That makes 93 lives forever altered, not counting family and friends in the small town of Sarnia, Ontario, who thought that monsters didn't exist until they learned that they spent their lives with one. And what about my team? How many more times will they be able to look into the abyss, how many times before they won't ever recover the pieces of themselves that this job takes?


Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Like I said, sometimes there are no words, no clever quotes to neatly sum up what's happened that day.
George Foyet: You should have made a deal.
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Sometimes, the day just...


Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: ...ends.
04x24 - Amplification Season 4 / Episode 24: - Amplification

Penelope Garcia: I can't be my usual sparkly self when you are where you are.
04x24 - Amplification Season 4 / Episode 24: - Amplification

Dr. Spencer Reid: [Reid is being cleaned by a bio hazard team] I'm about to get naked so they can scrub me down. You sure that's something you wanna see?